Leo's 17

Don's 16

Mikey's 16

Raph's 15

On a bitterly cold and rainy February evening, the brothers were on the way home from patrol, when Raph's phone shrilled. "Yeah?" he said. "Fine. I'll be there now. Try ta chill, okay? I said I'm comin'! What part of comin' don't ya get? Stupid bitch." His brothers quirked their eye ridges. "What? She is a dumb bitch."

"You didn't think so when you got into her panties," Leo said. "You bragged about it for days, Raph."

"That was until I found out she'd been with everyone in her fuckin' class, includin' her teacher, so there's a fuckin' good chance I ain't the brat's baby daddy. I hope so. I'm too young ta be a dad. I can't do it, Leo. I just wanna be a teenager, fight crime and hang with ya guys. I ain't ready for diapers and that shit."

"You'll be fine."

"No, I won't. I know my limitations, Leo, and kids are one of them."

"So the call?"

"Oh, that was Brandi. Said her water broke and she was goin' into labor! Probably another false alarm. When the fuck can she leave the lair, Leo? I'm fuckin' sick of her. Eats all our food, picks fights all the fuckin' time. What did I ever see in her?"

"We need to go home now, Raph," Don said. "You can bitch about Brandi later."

"Count me out. I ain't goin' home."

"It could be YOUR baby and you're going to be there whether you like it or not!"

"Whatever," Raph grumbled. "But I bet it ain't mine. She's a fuckin' slut!"

The brothers headed home and upon arriving home some time later, they found Splinter attending to Brandi in the infirmary. "Raphael," Splinter said. "You need to hold her hand and be with her."

"I ain't touchin' her. No way!" Raph said, his arms crossed. "Bad enough I have ta be here!"

"I'll do it," Leo said, sitting down by the bed and grabbing Brandi's hand. "How are you feeling, Brandi?"

"How the fuck do you think I feel, Leo?" the busty blue eyed blonde retorted. "Fucking hurts. I want this to be over soon, so I can leave. I hate being stuck down here with you reptiles. I want my old life back."

"So do we," Raph hissed. "Ya've been nothin' but trouble and none of us like ya, ain't that right, Leo?"

"Raphael," Splinter said sternly. "Brandi doesn't need this now. If you can't be respectful, wait outside."

"Gladly, Dad! I never wanted ta be part of this anyway!" Raph snapped, and stomped outside.

"You need my help, guys?" Mikey asked.

Don, Leo and Splinter shook their heads and Splinter said, "Go be with Raphael. I will call you when the child comes."

Don turned his attention to Brandi, studied her dilated pupils and said, "You need to push, Brandi. The baby will be here soon. Dad, wipe her face with that cloth. Good. Brandi, I need you to start pushing. Leo, keep holding her hand. Do you want me to call Raph!"

"Argh! NO. I don't want that asshole around me!"

"Push!"

Brandi pushed and two hours later, Don finally saw the head and said, "The baby's nearly out. Dad, get Raph. He needs to be here."

"I will, my son."

"One final push, Brandi. You're doing great," Leo said. "Just one more."

"I'm tired, Leo," Brandi said wearily.

"I know, but just one more and the baby will be out. Come on. You can do it, honey."

"You're so much nicer than your brother, Leo. I wish we'd fucked instead. Gah!" Brandi said, giving one final push and with that, Don lifted out a screaming, green baby.

Raph entered the room with Mikey and was just in time to see the baby being born. "What the fuck?" he said, looking at the wailing green baby that Don quickly picked up. "Is that what I think it is?"

"Told you it was yours, you bastard," Brandi snapped, exhaustion etched on her face. "Look, it's the same emerald green as you, has a shell and green eyes. Your kid."

"What gender is it?"

"Fuck if I know. Don?"

"Boy," Don said softly. "You two have a beautiful baby boy. Congrats, Raph and Brandi."

"Correction," Brandi said, finally letting go of Leo's hand. "Raphael has a son. I don't have a kid and as soon as I'm feeling better, I'm out of here!"

"No way are ya stickin' me with that, bitch," Raph snarled. "I'm fifteen and too young ta be a parent."

"I'm sixteen and I have my life to lead," Brandi snapped. "The baby's a freak and belongs down here with you and your freak brothers."

The baby began to cry and Don said, "Raph, your son needs you."

"No, I'm outta here! I ain't cut out for this," Raph yelled, and stormed out of the lair.

Splinter sighed and said, "Brandi, you're the baby's mother. He needs you."

"No, old man. I don't want to be a part of its life. It's a freak, an abomination and I want no part of it. I'm going home and I don't want to know it or be reminded of the huge mistake I made with Raphael. My decision is final."

"But he's just a baby, Brandi," Don said, looking at the whimpering infant, who stared up at him with huge green eyes. "An innocent, sweet, baby."

"No, it's an it. I'll be gone in the morning. End of discussion. I want to sleep. Take it away. And if you're worried about me revealing where you live, no need to be. I'm too embarrassed that I slept with a grotesque mutant turtle and I'd like to forget it happened. I WON'T tell anyone about you guys or that baby."

The family left the infirmary with the still squawking baby and Don said, "What do we do now, Dad?"

"Care for the baby until Raphael returns," Splinter said. "Perhaps he'll change his mind. I'd like to hold my grandson."

Splinter held his grandson and cooed and fussed over him. Then he said, "I'm going to bed. Need my help changing the baby before I go, my sons?"

"No, Dad. I can do it," Don said.

The three brothers went into the kitchen and Don changed the baby and fed him, while Leo and Mikey watched him. "He's so cute, Don," Leo said, testing the baby's grip. "Mikey and I'd kill to have a baby, but we can't. How can his parents be so cold towards him?"

"They were horny teenagers, Leo, who didn't think of the consequences of unprotected sex and now they can't deal with the result. It happens a lot, Leo."

"Can I hold him?"

"Sure."

Don handed the infant to Leo, who smiled down at him and said, "Hey, baby. I'm your Uncle Leo. You're adorable, you know that?" Leo stroked the baby's cheek and he started to coo, while gazing at his uncle. "So precious. I'm sorry about your parents, but I promise you that your uncles will do everything they can to ensure you're happy and well looked after. Huh? You need a name, don't you?"

Heavy footsteps entered the kitchen and Raph said in his gruff voice, "His name's Leo and he's yers if ya want him, Leo. I decided that when I was out. Wanted some breathin' space. Brandi doesn't want him and neither do I."

"But, Raph, he's yours!"

"No, he's mine biologically, but I ain't ready ta be a dad, Leo, and would fuck him up. Ya and Mikey would be good parents. I want ya ta have him, raise him, teach him. I'll be his Uncle Raph. Someday ya can explain the truth ta him, but seriously, I want ya ta have him. I can't think of two better people than ya and Mikey, so please."

"Raph, it's a huge decision. What if you change your mind?"

"I won't. He's yers."

"You really sure, Raph?" Mikey asked, his heart hammering. He'd wanted a child for so long.

"Damn sure. But name him Leo, okay? I can't think of a better name for him than the brother I most admire."

"He'll have your name as his middle name."

"Fine, but take him. I'm goin' ta bed. Goodnight, Dads."

Mikey stood up and flung his arms around Raph's waist. "Thank you, Raphie. Thank you so much."

"Yer welcome. I suggest ya get some sleep, while ya can."

"Congratulations, guys," Don said, and smiled. "You're parents. How does it feel, Leo and Mikey?"

"So surreal," Leo said. "I can't believe we have a son. Mikey, hold him."

Mikey did and his heart overflowed with love as he gazed down at the gurgling baby. "He's so perfect, Leo. I can't believe this. We are parents. What if we mess up?"

"Nonsense. We're going to be awesome parents, Mikey. The best."

"I'm going to teach him to cook and skateboard and…"

"I'll teach him ninjitsu, meditation, calligraphy and…Donnie, you can teach him all about science."

"I'd love to," Don said. "The kid will be a tech wizard. Just like me. It's late now. You guys should put the baby to bed. I'll move the crib Leo built into your room."

When the baby was settled in his crib in Leo and Mikey's room, the new parents kissed him, turned on the mobile of horses and proudly watched him. "I hope he doesn't have Raph's temper, Leo," Mikey said.

"We'll love him even if he does. I already love him so much my heart feels like it's going to burst."

"Me too. Hey, Leo, we need to celebrate."

"We do. Got ideas how we can?"

"A few," Mikey husked and dragged his mate to their bed.

Mikey ordered Leo to lie down and started licking and nipping his collarbone, making the leader groan in anticipation. "You like that, Daddy?" Mikey murmured, trailing kisses down Leo's plastron towards his slit. "Yes, you know how to get me going! Don't stop."

"Not intending to!" Mikey said, running his fingers over Leo's slit until he dropped down, a deep rumble rolling up his throat.

Mikey grinned and rubbed Leo s semi-erect cock until it stood proud and erect. After pressing a couple of kisses to it, Mikey rubbed his own slit until his cock popped free of its pouch. "I'm going to show you how much I love you, Leo," he whispered. "You ready?"

"Just screw me already, Mikey, you huge tease!"

Mikey chuckled, stuck two fingers into Leo's entrance until he was sure he was ready. Then he lined his cock up with Leo and slid it slowly inside, making Leo gasp. "I love how you're so tight, Leo. No matter how many times we have sex, you're still so tight! God, you drive me wild, Leo!"

"Fuck me!"

Mikey slowly began to thrust in and out of Leo, building up to a fast pace that had them seeing stars, churring and climaxing a few minutes later. Mikey came first, shooting his seed deep into Leo, while Leo's essence splattered the bedsheets when he came a minute later. Satiated, the lovers flopped down and turned to look at one another, their faces inches apart. "How was that, Leo?" Mikey asked.

"As sensational as always, Mikey. I love you so much," Leo said, and kissed him on the lips.

"I love you too. Sheesh, you were loud. Good thing the baby didn't wake up."

"He will in a few hours, so we should get some sleep."

"Hey, Leo, do you think Raph will change his mind?"

"No. We're parents now, Mikey, and that won't change. Get some sleep. The baby will want changing and feeding in a few hours."

"Can I do it first if you don't mind?"

"No, I don't. Don't worry, Mikey. We're parents now and nothing will change. Raph's content to just be Uncle Raph. He said so."

The mates kissed one another good night and fell fast asleep, overjoyed that their dream of being parents had come true.