Drawn Together and its wonderful and amazing characters were created by Dave Jesser and Matt Silverstien.
(P.S: If you've seen the movie, it's supposed to not have happened... ever)
(P.P.S: Takes place in 2014 to present (depending on end date), but ages are the same)
This does not reflect any personal views of mine. In writing this, I am trying to be true to the nature of the show.

Chapter 1

Xander laid on his bed staring up at the ceiling. He had one knee crossed over the other, thinking. Just thinking. Suddenly, an ice cold bucket of water was thrown over his head. Xander shouted and jumped up, shaking from fear and cold. "Ice Bucket Challenge!" Spanky, Clara, and Captain Hero all yelled at the same time.

"What is wrong with you people?" Xander snapped irately and wiped the water out of his eyes. "You completely ruined my hair! I'm supposed to see Fernando today, you know?"

"Oh, we're sorry, Xander," Clara said in a voice he was not sure what to call. She had a way of sounding sarcastic when she was being sincere but was really sarcastic underneath. "I hope Craig doesn't break up with you over this."

"It's not Craig, it's Fernando, and I broke up with him."

Xander sat in the confessional with one leg crossed over the other, leaning on the arm of the chair. "He wasn't ready to commit, and I just can't be with someone like that. Fernando, though; he takes pride in himself and I like that." Xander smiled pleasantly.

"Whatever, homo," Captain Hero scoffed. "Hey, let's go Ice Bucket Wooldoor!" They ran off laughing.

"That's not how it's supposed to work!" Xander shouted after them and shut the door. Lately he had been keeping to himself around them, because he realized something that made him want to cry every time he thought about it. His housemates just did not care about him. He could leave, and they would probably never notice. "Maybe I should just leave," Xander sighed to the camera. "It would be easier than dealing with all of this for the rest of my life." Xander walked to the window and threw it open so the breeze could air dry his hair.

Suddenly, he felt something heavy hit him in the head. He grabbed the side of his face and stumbled back then forward. He saw a bucket hit the ground, which was coming closer to his face. He heard a snap, and everything went dark. For ten horrible seconds, he was in a pit of darkness, but respawned almost instantly next to the bucket and a puddle of blood. "Dammit, not again!" Xander stomped his foot. "Fuck... Not on date night!"

"What's wrong with dying on date night?" Wooldoor asked him. He had shown up out of nowhere, or maybe, judging by the bruised state he was in, Xander had fallen on him. Wooldoor shook it off and got up, and Xander took a deep breath.

"You see, Wooldoor, when gays like me go on dates, we don't just go on dates. We call it a date so we don't attract attention, but really we're meeting up to have gay, anal sex all night long."

"That's right, because straight anal sex exists. The more you know! Anyways, what's the matter with that, Xander, I mean, aside from the horrible abomination that is love between two men."

"Every time I die, my stats reset, so I'm basically a virgin again."

"Lucky," Foxxy said from the kitchen doorway. "What are you going to do about it?"

"Not lucky! It hurts every time..." Xander shook his head and leaned against the wall. "I have to find a way to break myself in again before I go on my date with Fernando."

Xander looked up and saw thar everyone was gone. He had been right when he thought they didn't care about him. Xander sighed. He felt someone pat him on the back. It was less of a pat, and more of a shove. "What's up, Xander?" Captain Hero asked. Xander shook his head and walked into the house back up to his and Captain Hero's room. Captain Hero followed him, much to Xander's dismay. "Come on; what's wrong, baby?"

"Nothing; not that you'd care!" Xander cried and flopped face down on his bed. "No one cares about me here!"

"That's not true," Captain Hero said sympathetically.

"It is true," Xander said, "You're just saying that."

"No, no," Captain Hero shut the door. "In fact, I care about you a lot, Xander." Captain Hero sat next to Xander on the bed and rubbed his shoulders.

"Stop it, Hero." Xander said. "Normally I'd have a fling with you, but I have a date tonight."

"Alright, fine," Captain Hero shrugged. "See you later, Xander." Captain Hero left the room, and Xander hugged his pillow.

"Fucking psychopath," Xander mumbled and put his head down.

Xander woke up around five in the evening. "What?" he gasped. "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! I'm gonna be late!" Xander jumped up and ran to his closet.

"Hey," Clara said as she passed the door. "You can't hide from God by going back in the closet."

"Very funny," Xander snapped. "I'm going to be late!" in seconds, though, he was dressed in a violet long sleeved polo shirt and some skinny jeans, with black shoes and a white belt. "Oh man... I have to be there in an hour still!" Xander walked downstairs quickly, but when he put his hand on the door knob, the others stopped him.

"Damn, Xander!" Spanky said. "You clean up nice."

"Yeah, whatever. I can't stay and talk; I'm going to be late."

"Yeah, well, we figured since you were on your fancy date, we'd go to the aquarium, so we're taking the Foxxy van. You'll need to call your date to pick you up." Xander nodded and pulled his cell phone out of his pocket.

The others filed out of the house and climbed into the van, and Xander sighed as he dialed Fernando's number. "What is it sweetie?" Fernando asked.

"Hey boo boo," Xander smiled. "It looks like I can't get a ride. Could you come pick me up?"

"Oh... I was actually just about to call you. I have to reschedule our date, honey."

"Reschedule?" Xander gasped. "But why?"

"It just isn't a good time. My friends want me to go to the aquarium with them."

"Oh... Well, alright. I'll see you next Friday, then?"

"Friday's good, honey!" Fernando said. "Oh, I gotta go now! Bye bye!" Fernando hung up the phone.

Xavier put the phone back in his pocket. "Well, my evening is shot." Xander sighed and sat down on the couch.

"Hey," Captain Hero said from the stairs.

"What are you doing here?" Xander asked.

"I'm supposed to ask you that. What about your fancy date?" Xander shrugged.

"We had to reschedule. That's good, though. Gives me more time to fix my stats. I'll need to save this time." Captain Hero sat next to him on the couch. "Why didn't you go to the aquarium with the others?"

"Fish creep me out with their beady little eyes and gnawing teeth and long whip like tails, and the fur... Ugh." Xander opened his mouth to correct him, but changed his mind.

"Hey... Since your date's off, wanna spend the night together?"

"Captain Hero, what are you saying?" Xander gasped. "What about Tim Thompson?"

"Forget that guy," Captain Hero pushed Xander against the couch and pulled his shirt open.

"Ah, Captain Hero, what are you doing?" Xander shouted. "Cut that out! Get off of me!" he was fine with flirting a little, but he was also dating Fernando. Captain Hero stuck his hand down the front of Xander's pants. "Hero, stop it! Stop! I don't want it!"

"Come on," Captain Hero messed with the piercing on the end of Xander's dick.

"Stop touching me!" Xander shouted. He kicked Hero in the side, but it only egged him on.

"Oh yeah, baby. Be rough with me."

"I don't want to be anything with you, you asshole!" Xander pushed on Captain Hero's shoulders, but to no avail.

Captain Hero pulled down Xander's jeans and flipped him over with his arms pinned behind his back. "Stop it! Hero!" Xander struggled. He looked up and saw the cameras. "Help! Someone help me! This isn't in the script! Ahhh!" Captain Hero slapped his hand over Xander's mouth. "Mmph!" Captain Hero pulled down Xander's underwear.

Xander felt Captain Hero poke him, and his eyes widened. He felt his breath come in gasps and tears filled his eyes. Captain Hero shove it in roughly, and Xander screamed. Captain Hero rammed into him repeatedly, one hand over his arms and the other on the side of his head. The top of his head banged against the arm of the couch repeatedly, and cries tore through his throat as his ass was stretched roughly and painfully. He looked up at the cameras, which were all trained on him. Captain Hero pulled Xander up by his hair. "Ow! Ow! Hero! Stop!" Xander had tears running down his face. He heard the squish when Captain Hero shoved into him, and he felt liquid run down the backs of his legs. "Ah, ah, AHH!"

Then it was over. The cock was removed, and Xander collapsed over the arm of the couch. He looked back at Captain Hero, who looked like nothing had happened. He was just chilling nonchalantly on the blood splattered couch in his blood splattered shorts.

Xander looked around at all the cameras, and his breath caught in his throat. He panted harshly and clutched at his chest. He had to get away, he knew, but he was frozen. They saw me... he thought. The cameras recorded me... Twelve hundred people are going to watch me cum from being raped on national TV! Xander grew dizzy and tried to stand. He could barely walk, and stumbled as a fainting spell overtook him. He fell to the floor, unconscious.

AN: Just a recap; this show was the only show to be rated VM (Very Mature) and in getting into the charater's minds some unpopular views will be expressed, though none of it personally reflects how I feel.