Disclaimer: I don't own West Side Story, Naruto, or Zelda. Really, Zelda isn't mentioned much in this, but it's a spin-off of my fanfiction 'Ocarina of Konoha'. It was written for Invader-Nehima, who gave me the idea.

In case you haven't read Ocarina of Konoha – which I suggest you do! (Blatant self-advertising) – Kyuubi was cast in the role of Navi the fairy.

Roll the camera!

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"I feel witty

Oh, so witty

I feel witty, and gritty, and free

I don't pity

All those who aren't as tricky as me…

I feel catty

Oh, so catty

It's just batty how catty I feel

And so witty

I'm so evil, I almost can't be real…

See that demonic kitsune there

Who could that evil fairy be?

What wicked eyes

What wicked claws

What wicked fangs

What a wicked me!

I feel wily

And so cunning

Feel like running and flying with joy

Yet I won't

For I'm still stuck with this moronic boy…"

Kyuubi sighed, depressed. "All that talent…what a waste…"

The cameraman cleared his throat noisily, and the bobbing red orb jumped a mile. His eyes grew wide with horror. "Were you filming that?" he asked frantically.

"I'll add it to our growing pile of outtakes," the cameraman said hastily. Kyuubi drew his spork and waved it around threateningly.

"Good," he nodded. "Now, this one NEVER gets out to ANYONE. You hear me?"

"Yes sir," the cameraman agreed.

In the distance, Naruto yelled, "Kyuubi! Hurry up, we have to get to Death Mountain before the time-lapse line ends!"

"Coming, twerp," Kyuubi sighed. He cast one menacing look back at the camera before whizzing off to catch up with his charge. Under his breath, he began to hum.

"I feel witty…oh so witty…"

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For those who were wondering what happened during those time-lapse lines…

Again, this may seem a little random or just plain nonsensical to anyone who hasn't read Ocarina of Konoha, or who hasn't read to a certain point of it. In which case…sorry!

So what did you think? Loved it? Hated it? Thought it was a waste of time and I SHOULD be working on OoK? – By the way, for people who agree with the last one, I'm working on it!