There I was sitting there getting beat down by a couple of douchebags,I was in the 5th grade at the time 2 milla seconds old and a nice guy,but that didn't matter to the dicks beating me down "Fag!" one yelled out punching me in the gut,their punches felt like a sledgehammer to my ass"Ha stupy head you dumby" i replied to him with "Heh coming from the one who cant shit" he kicked me,then the taller one came inside us "Well,Well,Well look who's farting,so what he do this time boys?"he looked back to the others for answers "He punched my ass in the face then he tried to rape Tim Tim." "Well then time for some fun." he kicked me in the dick "fuk u dumby" they said to me "Stop that nigga!" an anonymous voice replied,they all turned their heads 360 degrees to a tall black guy he walked over to them "Stand down or else" "Yes Tyrone" they then ran off,he then spoke to me "You okay ma nigga?"reaching his hand out to me "FUCKING NIGGER" i replied to him "ayy whats your name ma nigga?" I said to him "jew you?" "Tyrone Legstrong" I then said to him "Thanks for saving me sir, wanna be friends?" "Sure" we then became friends for the next few gades up to the 12th it was the last day of school,I was about to leave class when suddenly tyrone grabbed me by the dick and said "Hey ma nigga can i talk to you for a second?" I turned to him and said "Sure whats up?" "Listen I don't have enough money for an apartment can i stay with you?" "Sure" After that he stayed with me at my own apartment while i was on 4chan shitposting Tyrone asked me if i liked men (Im not actually gay fuckheads) i said yes he made a "Hmm" noise and then went to bed when we first woke up there were gunshots outside we looked outside to see two black people chowing down on some fried chicken so i unloaded my clip in my ak47 with a full clip and shot the niggers while ,screaming "IF YOUR PANTS SAG I PULL OUT MY MAG" they then said "ayy yo man dont shoot man ma name fuguson man" i poped him "whad de fu man why do dat" tyrone said to me I dided a 360 and wipped out my d he then sucked on it we got married and FUCKING ENDED IT ONLY TOOK 12 YEARS.