A slightly random thing I wrote one morning and tried to finish before I had to leave. If enough people like it, I may continue!
Mr Moony welcomes everyone to this story, and hopes they will enjoy it.
Mr Padfoot believes that opening was too formal, and just wishes to say "HOWDY!"
Messrs Moony, Wormtail and Prongs request Mr Padfoot never to do that again.
Mr Padfoot is hurt.
Messrs Moony, Wormtail and Prongs are triumphant.
Mr Padfoot believed he had better friends than that. He is going to crawl into his corner and cry for days.
Messrs Moony, Wormtail and Prongs are disturbed.
Mr Prongs believes they should change the subject and would like to announce that he likes treacle.
Mr Moony wonders how that was relevant.
Mr Padfoot thinks treacle is too thick – rather like Mr Wormtail.
Mr Prongs proposes Mr Wormtail's new marauders name be 'treacle'.
Messrs Padfoot and Prongs hereby decree Mr Wormtail's new name is Mr Treacle.
Mr Treacle disagrees. He thinks that 'treacle' sounds like the name of a fat, lazy rabbit.
Mr Moony believes Mr Treacle just called himself a 'fat, lazy rabbit'.
Mr Treacle is sure he did not.
Messrs Padfoot and Prongs agree with Mr Moony.
Mr Moony thinks they should change the subject again.
Mr Padfoot saw Miss Evans and Snivellus talking today.
Mr Moony wonders whether Mr Padfoot really had to bring that up?
Mr Prongs is angry and would like to come up with a way to stop those two talking ever again.
Mr Padfoot suggests killing Snivellus.
Mr Moony believes that is not the best course of action.
Mr Prongs agrees and thinks one day Mr Padfoot will go to prison for murder.
Mr Moony agrees.
Mr Padfoot wonders where Mr Treacle has gone.
Mr Prongs recalls that Mr Treacle went to the kitchen to get some more food.
Mr Padfoot is bored.
Mr Prongs suggests Mr Padfoot stop dancing the Macarena in the middle of the common room.
Mr Moony has used his scarf to cover his eyes.
Mr Prongs does not like Mr Moony's Gryffindor scarf. The red is the wrong shade.
Mr Moony likes his scarf. His grandmother made it for him.
Mr Prongs does not care.
Mr Moony expresses his relief that Mr Padfoot has stopped making an idiot of himself.
Mr Padfoot is amused by the sideways glances Miss Evans keeps sending towards Mr Prongs.
Mr Prongs wants to know WHAT THE HELL Mr Padfoot is talking about.
Mr Moony wonders how Mr Prongs did not notice.
Mr Moony also would like to point out that smiling goofily at Miss Evans will not win her heart.
Mr Padfoot tells Mr Moony Mr Prongs is not listening. He is too busy 'smiling goofily' at Miss Evans.
Mr Treacle is back.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs don't care.
Mr Treacle notices that Mr Prongs has scared Miss Evans off.
Mr Moony points out that he had noticed that as well, thanks very much.
Messrs Padfoot and Prongs agree with Mr Moony.
Mr Treacle is upset. He was only trying to belong.
Mr Moony believes they should stop writing now.
Messrs Padfoot, Prongs and Treacle agree.
Mr Treacle resents that name.
Messrs Moony, Padfoot and Prongs don't care.
Please review! Would you like me to continue this?