Her sensei wrapped a silk clothe around her eyes. Akiri tried to take it off but her sensei stopped her. "You'll learn how to fight without sight." He reassured her. "I'll teach you."

And he did. Day after day she learned and learned. Soon, she barely noticed the silk clothe. She became a chunin before her 12th birthday. Life was good, or so she thought.

The day that her sensei died was the day before her birthday. She cried uncontrollably before stopping. She knew that she have to move to different place. Perhaps, Konoha?

She dug through her things to take with her for the journey. Clothes, food, and pictures of her sensei and her parents. Her parents died when she was 6. That was the day that her sensei found her on the street. She looked back at her home, before whispering goodbye.

She reached there for a week and was accepted. She explored it and decided that Konoha wasn't really bad…It was okay but it wasn't like her home country. Her home country was quiet. This place was loud, loud loud! "You'll be a Konoha Ninja Academy's substitute." The Hokage said.

"…..?"

"This means that if the teacher of the Academy is absent, you'll be the one taking over."

"Oh..."

From what she learned, it wasn't an easy job but then again, everything wasn't easy for her. There was an emo guy, a loud obnoxious blond, a huge mass of fangirls, a very lazy person, a fat guy, and a shy girl. Boy, this is going to be tough.

On the first day of teaching, nobody and I mean NOBODY listened. So Akiri said "If anyone doesn't obey me, I will BEAT YOU UP WITH A BAMBOO STICK!!!!!" They didn't really believe that until she really did bring a bamboo stick and beat the crap out of Shikamaru. He had to go into intense care for 2 weeks before coming back.

"When's Iruka-sensei coming back?" whined Naruto.

Somewhere….

"Ahhhhh…" Said Iruka as he lay down on a very expensive bed. There were dishes of food and cups of cocktail drinks. "This is great!" he chuckled as 2 beautiful women massaged him. "I wish I could stay here forever." He sighed. Then, an idea struck him. "I know! Maybe I could call the Hokage and quit my job! Then, I can stay here forever and an ever!" He grabbed and phone and begin to dial.

Lol, that was bad…..Anyways, please review, no flames are accepted, though advices are. I hope this story isn't too crappy. Enjoy!

-Beyond There