Author's Note: Okay, so this is literally the most crack!ficish thing I have ever written; possibly ever written. It makes no sense and results in several paradoxes but I hope you find it funny nonetheless.
I do not own Lea Michele or any characters in Glee. Nor Spring Awakening.
Lea Michele was walking through Central Park – it was a beautiful day. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining and – WHOA. WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?
Lea stopped dead in her tracks to see a blonde haired girl behind a bush moaning and panting. She was having sex in Central Park in broad daylight? Either that or masturbating. Lea stopped. Then, a thought came into her head. This was the prime opportunity to sing one of the song from her Broadway musical Spring Awakening. She grinned and grinned and started to make her way over there when she stopped.
"That would be awkward…" she said to herself, and quickly ran the other way. Well, sped-walk.
Over behind the bushes…
"Yes! Oh yes Rachel! Don't stop!" Quinn panted heavily as Rachel continued stroking her.
"Don't you think someone will notice we're fucking with you acting like that?" Rachel asked, nonetheless turned on by her girlfriend's moans.
"Shush. Need more…"
While trolling on tumblr later, Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray almost died upon seeing a screencap of a tweet of Lea Michele's.
'Ok it happened. I just saw two people "doing it" in central park. Swear to god. It was for sure. I'm in shock. My eyes! My eyes!'