a/n Hey, this is my first fanfic so take it easy on me. Well I dun really have anything else to say so, on with the show.
Warnings: Character death. The one was not my fault, my friend requested it.
Disclaimer: If I owned Hetalia would I seriously be writing this?
The blade is pulled agonizingly slow across pale flesh. The deep red liquid of blood slowly creeps from the fresh cut onto the white tiled floor of the Bathroom. Purple eyes stare in anguish into their reflected counterparts. 'One more cut ought to do it' was thought right before a bang sounded and "Hello, the Awesomeness that is me is here!" echoed through the mostly empty house.
'Oh shit' was all Canada could think before he sped into action cleaning, changing, and running out the door to the kitchen.
"Hey Canada," said Prussia, "where's your maple syrup?"
Canada sighed, "It's on the top shelf of the cabinet on your left."
"Awesome, thanks."
With that Prussia was gone. 'Finally, now back to where I was' Canada thought while picking up a random butchers knife out of nowhere. He aimed it right over his artery and was about to push down when he suddenly threw the knife behind him and said, "I can't do this."
"Got that right." Came an unfamiliar voice from next to him.
"Wha—?" Canada turned and stared at a moose that had somehow gotten into his house. He was about to say something but was interrupted by an annoying voice coming from behind him.
"Noooo! Iggy! Don't die, if you do I'll have to be allies with Russia!" Next to the hysterical America was England on the floor with Canada's butcher knife in his head.
"You called?" asked a creepy voice from the floor.
Everyone (wo's alive looked before screaming.
"Russia! You Commie! What are you doing here!" America shouted.
Russia simply stood while looking confused, "you said my name so I thought you neededme, comrade." Was all he said before shrugging his shoulders and walking out the door.
About two seconds later after Russia left, Hong Kong came in carrying his panda. He set the panda on the moose, looked at England's body, shed a single tear, and walked out to have a staring contest with Egypt. He did all this without changing his facial expression from his usual blank stare. Those left (Canada, America, and the random moose) stared after him for a minute before America freaked out.
"Where am I! Why am I here!" After taking a minute to calm down America had the "brilliant" idea to throw a party in this house because it was empty and then no clean up job for him. He thought it was an ingenious plan, even better than his super hero one!
During the Party
All the nations were having so much fun that they didn't notice the pissed off Canada in the middle of the dance floor. Well it was either that or his curse of invisibility acting up again. It was probably the later but I digress. After finally getting pissed enough Canada walked up to the mike and screamed into it, "get the fuck out of my house you fucking bastards! I'm trying to commit suicide!"
Silence…
More silence…
"Who the hell are you?" was shouted from the crowd.
Canada simply pulled the butcher knife out of England and said, "I'm Canada. See you in hell you mother fuckers." With that the knife was lodged into Canada's brain.
"Noooo! Canada!" screamed the moose. Sadly, this is the end of the story. However one good thing came out of this, no one ever forgot Canada again.
The End