Disclaimer - I don't own BSSM, and I never will. I do own the chars Margi, Mateo, Amethyst, Jade, all the Japanese politicians and anchormen (well, in the story at least, I don't feel like naming them all) and Super Captain Amazing Man and Quarg.
A/N - This is the first fic I *ever* wrote way back in 7th grade (O_O, that's *really* old…). It's an AU, where I created a different Sailor Saturn then the Saturn we all know and love. Its *really* funny at some parts, and *really* stupid at some parts and a *major* AU in all parts.
Since this is not meant to be in chapters (I just split it up according to acts) there will not be any more disclaimers or author's notes in the beginnings.
Explanation of the AU ***Please read, or you won't get this fic at all*** - This takes place AFTER the Sailormoon S Movie (ya know, with that astronomer that Luna falls in love with and Snow Kaguya) but it also takes place as if the ENTIRE S SERIES NEVER HAPPENED, so we never meet Saturn, Tomoe, Mistress9, the Witches5, the whole bunch. Also, Serena and Darien never got together, so they aren't dating yet.
The Sailor Scout of Destruction by megami_juhachigou
Also note, this is in playscript form. If you ever want to get your friends together and perform it *bursts out into insane laughter* just mail me and tell me so and give me credit. *bursts into more laughter* perform it…that's a good one…..
Act 1 - Scene 1
Morning in SERENA's classroom at Crossroads Junior High. KIDS are sitting in desks, some talking; MISS HARUNA is sitting at her desk. Bell rings.
Narrator - It's the first Monday back from Winter break, and after their last battle with Princess Snow Kaguya, the Sailor Scouts are ready to go back to their normal lives, including school. The three new, older scouts have them somewhat confused, but Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, and Rini- as well as Luna, Artemis and Diana- have decided to have a meeting after their classes to talk about them, and to decide whether they're friend or foe. At the moment, we join Serena's classroom where, hopefully, Serena will be soon.
Miss Haruna - Children, as most of you- (SERENA rushes in and sits at her desk, huffing) Serena, you're late again?!
Serena - (slides down under desk so only top of face is seen) Sorry, Miss H., but I was really tired and- (interrupted)
Miss Haruna - No more excuses, Serena. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a detention. (Pulls yellow slip out of desk, walks over, and slaps it on SERENA's desk.)
Serena - But Miss H.- (interrupted)
Miss Haruna - No more "buts". This is the third time you've been late this week. (walks back to desk)
Kids - (snickering and ad-lib) Good old Serena, late as ever; is she ever on time?; etc.
Miss Haruna - Now, as I was saying before someone interrupted me, today you will be taking your entrance exams. Put everything on the floor and take out a #2 pencil. This should pretty much take all day, which will leave me with time to get ready for my date tonight.
Serena - (to herself) Entrance exams! I completely forget!
Melvin - I hope you remembered to study, Serena. I spent almost all week at the library going over all my notes.
Molly - Oh, shut up, Melvin. I'm sure she studied. (to SERENA) Didn't you?
Serena - Of course I studied; what do you think I am, stupid? (to audience) Oh well, I might as well get it done and over with.
Act 1: Scene 2
Later in the morning at the Main Street Café. Enter AMARA, MICHELLE, and TRISTA, each holding a coffee cup, sit down and drink silently while narrator is talking and few moments afterwards.
Narrator - Serena and her friends aren't the only ones wondering about their mysterious colleagues. Amara, Michelle, and Trista spent many an hour in conversation, or more like in argument, about the proposed partnership between the two groups of super-heroines. Whereas Michelle is all towards the union of all the scouts, Amara is completely against it, saying that the group is too juvenile to be of any help. Trista, so far, has managed to neutral in the dispute, but sooner or later, she'll have to choose between one side and the other. Let's join them as they have another rendezvous at their usual meeting place, the Main Street Café.
Michelle - I still think they could be a great asset to us. (takes a sip of espresso)
Amara - (angrily) We don't need them. They'd just hold us back.
Michelle - Oh, come on, Amara. Be reasonable.
Amara - I am being reasonable. (takes a big drink of coffee) Call me stubborn, but I don't want to have to turn to a few fourteen-year-olds for help. and the little one- Small Lady, is that what you call her, Trista?- well, how old is she, eight?
Michelle - Would Queen Serenity have wanted it to be this way?
Trista - Queen Serenity's not here. We're on our own, and so are they.
Amara - They wouldn't be able to handle it. (more coffee) Probably just run home to their mommies. (MICHELLE rolls eyes) They haven't been through what we've been through. They don't know what it's like to lose a member of the team.
Michelle - Oh, Amara, you always seem to bring this up.
Amara - Margi was a good friend of mine.
Michelle - Well, anyway, how do we know they haven't?
Trista - During the time of the Silver Millennium, there was only the nine of us. In these times, there is the three of us, and they have five. They couldn't have lost someone, because of the simple fact that there is no one to lose.
Michelle - Let's compromise. Let them make the first move- if they come to us, we'll work together; if they don't, we'll just keep things the way they are. (AMARA snorts, more coffee)
Trista - (to audience) Times are definitely changing. If the Sailor Scouts can't collaborate, who knows what could happen?
Act 1: Scene 3
RINI enters w/ small bag skipping. MATEO is already on screen w/ figures or entering or on other side before RINI.
Rini - (singing) La, la la, la la. I get to go home early. (stumbles over toy)
Mateo - Watch out, you klutz! You almost broke it!
Rini - (gets up) Huh?
Mateo - Who are you, anyway?
Rini - My name's Rini. What's yours?
Mateo - Mateo. (pauses) Shouldn't you be in school?
Rini - We got out early because of the older kids' exams. What about you? You don't go to my school.
Mateo - I'm home schooled. My mum teaches me stuff.
Rini - What are you doing?
Mateo - Playing super heroes. (pause) You wanna play with me?
Rini - Sure. How do you play?
Mateo - You see this guy here? (holds up red toy) He's Super Captain Amazing Man. He's the good guy. and this guy here, (holds up purple toy) he's the bad guy, Quarg. Super Captain Amazing Man is a super hero, and- (interrupted)
Rini - But he's not real! The Sailor Scouts are the only true super heroes.
Mateo - You be Super Captain Amazing Man. You can pretend he's Sailor Moon, if you want. I'll be Quarg. (changes to evil voice) My name is Quarg, and I'm going to take over the Universe! Ha, ha, ha! (laughs)
Rini - Oh no, you're not! My name is Sailor Moon, and on behalf of the moon, I shall punish you!
RINI and MATEO laugh and stage mouth until end of scene.
Act 1: Scene 4
At Park. RAYE, LITA, AMY, MINA, LUNA, ARTEMIS, and DIANA sitting and stage talking.
Serena - (enters running) Sorry I'm late, guys.
Raye - Are you ever on time?
Luna - Well, as long as you made it; that's what counts.
Artemis - When it comes to scout business, Serena, you should really be more punctual.
Lita - So, about those other scouts, What should we do about them?
Amy - Do we even know who they are?
Luna - They are Sailors Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
Mina - I remember Sailor Pluto. Wasn't she the Guardian of the Gate of Time?
Artemis - Trista decided that having an open time gate was too tempting for evil, so she destroyed it.
Luna - Back in the time of the Silver Millennium, you all worked together as a group of nine Sailor Scouts.
Serena - (counts on fingers) But there's only eight of us, unless you include that little spore, Rini. (to herself) She is always trying to steal Darien away from me; I mean, who does she think she is, Raye or something?
Raye - Excuse me!?
Serena - Sorry, Raye. It's just, well, you did try to steal him away from me before.
Raye - As if you ever had him in the first place!
Luna - Oh, no. Here we go again.
Serena - (wistfully) I just know someday he's going to profess his true love for me, and he'll gather me up in his arms, and- (interrupted)
Raye - Yeah, and then you'll wake up.
Serena - (out of the mood) Oh, Raye, you can be so pessimistic! (sticks out tongue and razzleberries RAYE)
Raye - Oh, yeah? (razzleberries SERENA back)
Luna - Cut it out you two; this is important!
Mina - Hey, it's Sailor Saturn. That's who we're missing!
Artemis - Good work, Mina. There was a Sailor Saturn, But she was killed in the battle between Queen Serenity and Queen Beryl.
Luna - But didn't we declare Amara and Michelle… bereft of life as well?
Lita - I guess you guys were wrong, then. Do you think you could be wrong about Sailor Saturn, too?
Amy - But if they were wrong about Saturn, then where is she? (silence from all)
Luna - (shakes head) Just forget about her. Now that we have Sailor Chibi Moon, we have nine scouts again.
Artemis - Anyway, we have more important things to worry about.
Lita - Is something going on?
Luna - Artemis, Diana, and I were sensing some negative vibes around Catzi's Salon, so we tried to contact her, but we couldn't.
Artemis - We couldn't reach Birdi, either. Both of them have mysteriously disappeared.
Amy - I just played chess with Birdi on Saturday!
Mina - and Catzi just did my hair yesterday, so it must have been recent.
Serena - Yeah, your hair looks soo awesome! (puzzled) Hey, where's Rini?
Diana - She never came home. I came here by myself. I was going to say something, but I didn't want to interrupt.
Raye - Something bad could've happened to her. We better go find her!
All run off stage. Black out.
Act 1: Scene 5
Negaverse space station. AMETHYST is alone looking out a big window. Low lighting possible.
Amethyst - Soon the Universe will be no more; only the Negaverse will prevail. (heehee, stole that from Kunzite)
Jade - (enters) We've arrived, Amethyst. The ship is hidden in a shadow of the moon. There's no way Earth's puny satellites can detect us; we're practically invisible.
Amethyst - Good. We should begin to prepare. Is stage one under effect?
Jade - Perhaps it would be better for you to talk to Margi. She knows all the details.
Amethyst - Margi, enter!
Margi - (enters from behind something) You called?
Amethyst - Margi, How far along is our contrivance?
Margi - I sent down Eclipse the moment we arrived. She should be back soon.
Jade - You should get down there, as well. You don't want to be late for your first day of school, now, do you? (AMETHYST laughs)
Margi - (bows) Consider me there. (exits swiftly)
Jade - Are you positive that this will work?
Amethyst - Trust me, Jade. Just because Beryl and Diamond failed miserably, doesn't mean we will. I just wish I could've been there when they annihilated Emerald. Ooh, that would've been sweet. She'd be begging to me: (girlie voice) 'Oh, Amethyst, dear, beloved Amethyst, stick up for me; don't let them kill me.' (end of girlie voice) and I'd be just like 'Beloved, is it? That's not what you called me when you stepped all over me to get Diamond's eye.'
Jade - and I always thought you loved your sister.
Amethyst - She knew how much I wanted to be part of Diamond's court. She stole all of my ideas and plans to con her way to the top. Diamond would've seen, but he was too gaga over Sailor Moon, to notice anything except for that little brat. Now I'm in the lead; I'm in control. (laughs)
Jade - Don't become too power hungry, Amethyst. You're not the only one in control here, you know. Don't go bragging about power you haven't acquired, yet.
Amethyst - Don't be such a worry wart, Jade. There's no way we can lose! Our plan is practically invincible.
Jade - That's how Diamond's and Beryl's plans were shattered. They underestimated Earth, and the Sailor Scouts. Don't get arrogant.
Eclipse - (enters) I have Catzi and Birdi, Masters. (motions w/ hand and CATZI and BIRDI enter as if under control)
Amethyst - Ah, yes. I remember you two well. (turns to ECLIPSE) Where are the other ones, the other two sisters.
Eclipse - Rubeus had had them killed. (actually, when I wrote this, I couldn't remember their names *everyone falls over anime style*)
Jade - (nonchalantly) Really?
Eclipse - Catzi and Birdi were saved because of the simple fact that they were traitors to the Negaverse.
Amethyst - (walks over to CATZI and BIRDI) Don't worry. We'll make them loyal to us again.
Catzi - (spits on AMETHYST) Don't even bother trying. We're human now; there's nothing you can do.
Amethyst - I doubt that. (snaps fingers in circular motion) Sleep. (CATZI and BIRDI instantly fall asleep standing up) Very good, Eclipse. You will be rewarded. For now, though, I want you to ready for Margi's grand entrance.
Eclipse - Of course. (exits)
Jade - Everything's going according to plan, so far. Amethyst, get those two ready so they'll be of some use. This actually might work.
Act 1: Scene 6
RINI and MATEO are playing on step when SERENA. AMY, RAYE, LITA, MINA, LUNA, ARTEMIS, and DIANA enter.
Amy - Rini, where have you been? We were all worried sick!
Rini - Sorry, guys. I guess I got kind of carried away playing with Mateo.
Everyone (except RINI and MATEO) - Mateo!?
Mateo - That's my name. Got a problem with it or something?
Raye - We had a very important meeting, Rini. You should have been there.
Mateo - Meeting? Are you guys in a club? Can I join? Please?
Serena - No, no, and no. Rini, what are you doing hanging around with this guy?
Rini - Mateo's my friend.
Lita - C'mon, Rini; it's time for you and Serena to go home. (takes RINI's hand)
Rini - (as she walks away) Se ya later, Mateo. (waves)
Diana - We were really worried about you. You should have told us where you were going.
Rini - (angrily) I said I was sorry. No one said I had to come to the stupid meeting anyway. You know what I think about Luna P.
Mina - Her name isn't Luna P, Rini; it's Trista.
Rini - Whatever. I'm gonna go see Darien. (starts to exit)
Serena - Hold on just a second, you little nitwit; didn't Mom want you to help her make dinner tonight?
Rini - Okay, but that takes away your excuse to visit Darien, too.
Serena - (laughs nervously) Did I say tonight? I meant next week (takes RINI's hand) C'mon, let's go. (both exit DIANA follows)
Luna - I guess I should go follow them, then. Serena, Rini, Diana, and I will meet up with you all tomorrow, same place, same time.
All - Right!
Everyone exits. Black out.
Act 1: Scene 7
Darien's apartment. Doorbell rings.
Darien - C'mon in. (SERENA, RINI, and DIANA enter) Hey, Meatball Head, what're you doing here?
Serena - The only reason I'm here is because Rini wanted to see you and she shouldn't be walking around by herself this late. There are some crazy people out there, you know. and will you stop calling me that? Okay, so my hair looks like meatballs; I get that -
Darien - Okay, Serena, don't freak out. (to RINI) Hey, Rini, what do you want?
Rini - I didn't come to the meeting this afternoon, and Serena and her friends got all mad at me. I knew you wouldn't be mad at me, Darien.
Serena - She spent all afternoon playing at a stranger's house. When she didn't show up, we were worried about her.
Darien - Why don't you two stay for dinner? I'm making hamburgers.
Serena - Sounds great! I'll go call Mom. (exits)
Darien - (kneels down and puts his hands on RINI's shoulder) Rini, I know you don't want to trust Serena, but if you ever want to go back to the future, you're going to have to, even if she is a meatball head.
Rini - (giggles) I guess your right. (hugs DARIEN)
Darien - I better go finish dinner (exits)
Rini - (walks around) Hey, Darien's got a pretty nice place. (starts looking at stuff on a table)
Diana - Rini, this isn't your house. You shouldn't be snooping around.
Rini - I'm just looking. (picks up a picture) A picture of Serena? Is Darien delusional or something?
Serena - (enters) Mom said we could stay for dinner. I'm soo excited! (walks toward RINI) Hey, whatcha got there?
Rini - Oh, nothing.
Darien - (from kitchen) The burgers are done!
Serena - Coming! (skips into kitchen)
Rini - I'll talk to Darien about this later. (puts picture back on table goes into kitchen)
Black out. End of Act one.
A/N - This is the first fic I *ever* wrote way back in 7th grade (O_O, that's *really* old…). It's an AU, where I created a different Sailor Saturn then the Saturn we all know and love. Its *really* funny at some parts, and *really* stupid at some parts and a *major* AU in all parts.
Since this is not meant to be in chapters (I just split it up according to acts) there will not be any more disclaimers or author's notes in the beginnings.
Explanation of the AU ***Please read, or you won't get this fic at all*** - This takes place AFTER the Sailormoon S Movie (ya know, with that astronomer that Luna falls in love with and Snow Kaguya) but it also takes place as if the ENTIRE S SERIES NEVER HAPPENED, so we never meet Saturn, Tomoe, Mistress9, the Witches5, the whole bunch. Also, Serena and Darien never got together, so they aren't dating yet.
The Sailor Scout of Destruction by megami_juhachigou
Also note, this is in playscript form. If you ever want to get your friends together and perform it *bursts out into insane laughter* just mail me and tell me so and give me credit. *bursts into more laughter* perform it…that's a good one…..
Act 1 - Scene 1
Morning in SERENA's classroom at Crossroads Junior High. KIDS are sitting in desks, some talking; MISS HARUNA is sitting at her desk. Bell rings.
Narrator - It's the first Monday back from Winter break, and after their last battle with Princess Snow Kaguya, the Sailor Scouts are ready to go back to their normal lives, including school. The three new, older scouts have them somewhat confused, but Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, and Rini- as well as Luna, Artemis and Diana- have decided to have a meeting after their classes to talk about them, and to decide whether they're friend or foe. At the moment, we join Serena's classroom where, hopefully, Serena will be soon.
Miss Haruna - Children, as most of you- (SERENA rushes in and sits at her desk, huffing) Serena, you're late again?!
Serena - (slides down under desk so only top of face is seen) Sorry, Miss H., but I was really tired and- (interrupted)
Miss Haruna - No more excuses, Serena. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a detention. (Pulls yellow slip out of desk, walks over, and slaps it on SERENA's desk.)
Serena - But Miss H.- (interrupted)
Miss Haruna - No more "buts". This is the third time you've been late this week. (walks back to desk)
Kids - (snickering and ad-lib) Good old Serena, late as ever; is she ever on time?; etc.
Miss Haruna - Now, as I was saying before someone interrupted me, today you will be taking your entrance exams. Put everything on the floor and take out a #2 pencil. This should pretty much take all day, which will leave me with time to get ready for my date tonight.
Serena - (to herself) Entrance exams! I completely forget!
Melvin - I hope you remembered to study, Serena. I spent almost all week at the library going over all my notes.
Molly - Oh, shut up, Melvin. I'm sure she studied. (to SERENA) Didn't you?
Serena - Of course I studied; what do you think I am, stupid? (to audience) Oh well, I might as well get it done and over with.
Act 1: Scene 2
Later in the morning at the Main Street Café. Enter AMARA, MICHELLE, and TRISTA, each holding a coffee cup, sit down and drink silently while narrator is talking and few moments afterwards.
Narrator - Serena and her friends aren't the only ones wondering about their mysterious colleagues. Amara, Michelle, and Trista spent many an hour in conversation, or more like in argument, about the proposed partnership between the two groups of super-heroines. Whereas Michelle is all towards the union of all the scouts, Amara is completely against it, saying that the group is too juvenile to be of any help. Trista, so far, has managed to neutral in the dispute, but sooner or later, she'll have to choose between one side and the other. Let's join them as they have another rendezvous at their usual meeting place, the Main Street Café.
Michelle - I still think they could be a great asset to us. (takes a sip of espresso)
Amara - (angrily) We don't need them. They'd just hold us back.
Michelle - Oh, come on, Amara. Be reasonable.
Amara - I am being reasonable. (takes a big drink of coffee) Call me stubborn, but I don't want to have to turn to a few fourteen-year-olds for help. and the little one- Small Lady, is that what you call her, Trista?- well, how old is she, eight?
Michelle - Would Queen Serenity have wanted it to be this way?
Trista - Queen Serenity's not here. We're on our own, and so are they.
Amara - They wouldn't be able to handle it. (more coffee) Probably just run home to their mommies. (MICHELLE rolls eyes) They haven't been through what we've been through. They don't know what it's like to lose a member of the team.
Michelle - Oh, Amara, you always seem to bring this up.
Amara - Margi was a good friend of mine.
Michelle - Well, anyway, how do we know they haven't?
Trista - During the time of the Silver Millennium, there was only the nine of us. In these times, there is the three of us, and they have five. They couldn't have lost someone, because of the simple fact that there is no one to lose.
Michelle - Let's compromise. Let them make the first move- if they come to us, we'll work together; if they don't, we'll just keep things the way they are. (AMARA snorts, more coffee)
Trista - (to audience) Times are definitely changing. If the Sailor Scouts can't collaborate, who knows what could happen?
Act 1: Scene 3
RINI enters w/ small bag skipping. MATEO is already on screen w/ figures or entering or on other side before RINI.
Rini - (singing) La, la la, la la. I get to go home early. (stumbles over toy)
Mateo - Watch out, you klutz! You almost broke it!
Rini - (gets up) Huh?
Mateo - Who are you, anyway?
Rini - My name's Rini. What's yours?
Mateo - Mateo. (pauses) Shouldn't you be in school?
Rini - We got out early because of the older kids' exams. What about you? You don't go to my school.
Mateo - I'm home schooled. My mum teaches me stuff.
Rini - What are you doing?
Mateo - Playing super heroes. (pause) You wanna play with me?
Rini - Sure. How do you play?
Mateo - You see this guy here? (holds up red toy) He's Super Captain Amazing Man. He's the good guy. and this guy here, (holds up purple toy) he's the bad guy, Quarg. Super Captain Amazing Man is a super hero, and- (interrupted)
Rini - But he's not real! The Sailor Scouts are the only true super heroes.
Mateo - You be Super Captain Amazing Man. You can pretend he's Sailor Moon, if you want. I'll be Quarg. (changes to evil voice) My name is Quarg, and I'm going to take over the Universe! Ha, ha, ha! (laughs)
Rini - Oh no, you're not! My name is Sailor Moon, and on behalf of the moon, I shall punish you!
RINI and MATEO laugh and stage mouth until end of scene.
Act 1: Scene 4
At Park. RAYE, LITA, AMY, MINA, LUNA, ARTEMIS, and DIANA sitting and stage talking.
Serena - (enters running) Sorry I'm late, guys.
Raye - Are you ever on time?
Luna - Well, as long as you made it; that's what counts.
Artemis - When it comes to scout business, Serena, you should really be more punctual.
Lita - So, about those other scouts, What should we do about them?
Amy - Do we even know who they are?
Luna - They are Sailors Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
Mina - I remember Sailor Pluto. Wasn't she the Guardian of the Gate of Time?
Artemis - Trista decided that having an open time gate was too tempting for evil, so she destroyed it.
Luna - Back in the time of the Silver Millennium, you all worked together as a group of nine Sailor Scouts.
Serena - (counts on fingers) But there's only eight of us, unless you include that little spore, Rini. (to herself) She is always trying to steal Darien away from me; I mean, who does she think she is, Raye or something?
Raye - Excuse me!?
Serena - Sorry, Raye. It's just, well, you did try to steal him away from me before.
Raye - As if you ever had him in the first place!
Luna - Oh, no. Here we go again.
Serena - (wistfully) I just know someday he's going to profess his true love for me, and he'll gather me up in his arms, and- (interrupted)
Raye - Yeah, and then you'll wake up.
Serena - (out of the mood) Oh, Raye, you can be so pessimistic! (sticks out tongue and razzleberries RAYE)
Raye - Oh, yeah? (razzleberries SERENA back)
Luna - Cut it out you two; this is important!
Mina - Hey, it's Sailor Saturn. That's who we're missing!
Artemis - Good work, Mina. There was a Sailor Saturn, But she was killed in the battle between Queen Serenity and Queen Beryl.
Luna - But didn't we declare Amara and Michelle… bereft of life as well?
Lita - I guess you guys were wrong, then. Do you think you could be wrong about Sailor Saturn, too?
Amy - But if they were wrong about Saturn, then where is she? (silence from all)
Luna - (shakes head) Just forget about her. Now that we have Sailor Chibi Moon, we have nine scouts again.
Artemis - Anyway, we have more important things to worry about.
Lita - Is something going on?
Luna - Artemis, Diana, and I were sensing some negative vibes around Catzi's Salon, so we tried to contact her, but we couldn't.
Artemis - We couldn't reach Birdi, either. Both of them have mysteriously disappeared.
Amy - I just played chess with Birdi on Saturday!
Mina - and Catzi just did my hair yesterday, so it must have been recent.
Serena - Yeah, your hair looks soo awesome! (puzzled) Hey, where's Rini?
Diana - She never came home. I came here by myself. I was going to say something, but I didn't want to interrupt.
Raye - Something bad could've happened to her. We better go find her!
All run off stage. Black out.
Act 1: Scene 5
Negaverse space station. AMETHYST is alone looking out a big window. Low lighting possible.
Amethyst - Soon the Universe will be no more; only the Negaverse will prevail. (heehee, stole that from Kunzite)
Jade - (enters) We've arrived, Amethyst. The ship is hidden in a shadow of the moon. There's no way Earth's puny satellites can detect us; we're practically invisible.
Amethyst - Good. We should begin to prepare. Is stage one under effect?
Jade - Perhaps it would be better for you to talk to Margi. She knows all the details.
Amethyst - Margi, enter!
Margi - (enters from behind something) You called?
Amethyst - Margi, How far along is our contrivance?
Margi - I sent down Eclipse the moment we arrived. She should be back soon.
Jade - You should get down there, as well. You don't want to be late for your first day of school, now, do you? (AMETHYST laughs)
Margi - (bows) Consider me there. (exits swiftly)
Jade - Are you positive that this will work?
Amethyst - Trust me, Jade. Just because Beryl and Diamond failed miserably, doesn't mean we will. I just wish I could've been there when they annihilated Emerald. Ooh, that would've been sweet. She'd be begging to me: (girlie voice) 'Oh, Amethyst, dear, beloved Amethyst, stick up for me; don't let them kill me.' (end of girlie voice) and I'd be just like 'Beloved, is it? That's not what you called me when you stepped all over me to get Diamond's eye.'
Jade - and I always thought you loved your sister.
Amethyst - She knew how much I wanted to be part of Diamond's court. She stole all of my ideas and plans to con her way to the top. Diamond would've seen, but he was too gaga over Sailor Moon, to notice anything except for that little brat. Now I'm in the lead; I'm in control. (laughs)
Jade - Don't become too power hungry, Amethyst. You're not the only one in control here, you know. Don't go bragging about power you haven't acquired, yet.
Amethyst - Don't be such a worry wart, Jade. There's no way we can lose! Our plan is practically invincible.
Jade - That's how Diamond's and Beryl's plans were shattered. They underestimated Earth, and the Sailor Scouts. Don't get arrogant.
Eclipse - (enters) I have Catzi and Birdi, Masters. (motions w/ hand and CATZI and BIRDI enter as if under control)
Amethyst - Ah, yes. I remember you two well. (turns to ECLIPSE) Where are the other ones, the other two sisters.
Eclipse - Rubeus had had them killed. (actually, when I wrote this, I couldn't remember their names *everyone falls over anime style*)
Jade - (nonchalantly) Really?
Eclipse - Catzi and Birdi were saved because of the simple fact that they were traitors to the Negaverse.
Amethyst - (walks over to CATZI and BIRDI) Don't worry. We'll make them loyal to us again.
Catzi - (spits on AMETHYST) Don't even bother trying. We're human now; there's nothing you can do.
Amethyst - I doubt that. (snaps fingers in circular motion) Sleep. (CATZI and BIRDI instantly fall asleep standing up) Very good, Eclipse. You will be rewarded. For now, though, I want you to ready for Margi's grand entrance.
Eclipse - Of course. (exits)
Jade - Everything's going according to plan, so far. Amethyst, get those two ready so they'll be of some use. This actually might work.
Act 1: Scene 6
RINI and MATEO are playing on step when SERENA. AMY, RAYE, LITA, MINA, LUNA, ARTEMIS, and DIANA enter.
Amy - Rini, where have you been? We were all worried sick!
Rini - Sorry, guys. I guess I got kind of carried away playing with Mateo.
Everyone (except RINI and MATEO) - Mateo!?
Mateo - That's my name. Got a problem with it or something?
Raye - We had a very important meeting, Rini. You should have been there.
Mateo - Meeting? Are you guys in a club? Can I join? Please?
Serena - No, no, and no. Rini, what are you doing hanging around with this guy?
Rini - Mateo's my friend.
Lita - C'mon, Rini; it's time for you and Serena to go home. (takes RINI's hand)
Rini - (as she walks away) Se ya later, Mateo. (waves)
Diana - We were really worried about you. You should have told us where you were going.
Rini - (angrily) I said I was sorry. No one said I had to come to the stupid meeting anyway. You know what I think about Luna P.
Mina - Her name isn't Luna P, Rini; it's Trista.
Rini - Whatever. I'm gonna go see Darien. (starts to exit)
Serena - Hold on just a second, you little nitwit; didn't Mom want you to help her make dinner tonight?
Rini - Okay, but that takes away your excuse to visit Darien, too.
Serena - (laughs nervously) Did I say tonight? I meant next week (takes RINI's hand) C'mon, let's go. (both exit DIANA follows)
Luna - I guess I should go follow them, then. Serena, Rini, Diana, and I will meet up with you all tomorrow, same place, same time.
All - Right!
Everyone exits. Black out.
Act 1: Scene 7
Darien's apartment. Doorbell rings.
Darien - C'mon in. (SERENA, RINI, and DIANA enter) Hey, Meatball Head, what're you doing here?
Serena - The only reason I'm here is because Rini wanted to see you and she shouldn't be walking around by herself this late. There are some crazy people out there, you know. and will you stop calling me that? Okay, so my hair looks like meatballs; I get that -
Darien - Okay, Serena, don't freak out. (to RINI) Hey, Rini, what do you want?
Rini - I didn't come to the meeting this afternoon, and Serena and her friends got all mad at me. I knew you wouldn't be mad at me, Darien.
Serena - She spent all afternoon playing at a stranger's house. When she didn't show up, we were worried about her.
Darien - Why don't you two stay for dinner? I'm making hamburgers.
Serena - Sounds great! I'll go call Mom. (exits)
Darien - (kneels down and puts his hands on RINI's shoulder) Rini, I know you don't want to trust Serena, but if you ever want to go back to the future, you're going to have to, even if she is a meatball head.
Rini - (giggles) I guess your right. (hugs DARIEN)
Darien - I better go finish dinner (exits)
Rini - (walks around) Hey, Darien's got a pretty nice place. (starts looking at stuff on a table)
Diana - Rini, this isn't your house. You shouldn't be snooping around.
Rini - I'm just looking. (picks up a picture) A picture of Serena? Is Darien delusional or something?
Serena - (enters) Mom said we could stay for dinner. I'm soo excited! (walks toward RINI) Hey, whatcha got there?
Rini - Oh, nothing.
Darien - (from kitchen) The burgers are done!
Serena - Coming! (skips into kitchen)
Rini - I'll talk to Darien about this later. (puts picture back on table goes into kitchen)
Black out. End of Act one.