A/N this was an idea Leah and her brother had that has thus spawned the next set of one-shots from Rayane and Leah. While thou readeth this humble tale, imagine Hughes having a Tim Gunn voice.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA. If I did Winry would not exist and Ed would be mine. Leah could have Al. What Not to Wear is not ours either. Or Tim Gunn. (Sigh) Actually, the idea isn't even ours. That's belongs to Leah's broski.
What not to wear: Hughes edition
Envy: Your not going to stab your wife, are you? (Switches back to own form)
Hughes: (Looks at Envy's real form) Honey, what are you trying to say with that hair?
Envy: What? Well I was going for stylish and unique.
Hughes: Really? I look at that and all I get is "Hello I'm a palm tree!"
Envy: Oh. Really? I mean I thought it was extremely flattering.
Hughes: Sure if your into spiky afros then its real flattering.
Envy: Stop it! I'm about to kill you and you criticize my style?
Hughes: (Ignores) And what is with those arm and ankle bands?
Envy: I was going for functional yet fashionable……..Wait! That's not the point!!!
Hughes: I was thinking…….no. Try shoes, they're both functional AND fashionable.
Envy: Shoes?
Hughes: Yes. Shoes. You know. Those things that go on your feet.
Envy: Ok?
Hughes: And on top of that a belly shirt?
Envy: I like my top
Hughes: No. Just no. Why a belly shirt?
Envy: I wanted to show off my abs.
Hughes: Who do you think you are honey? Pride? He would be the one to show off his abs.
Envy: Ummmmmmm (embarrassed)
Hughes: Is that a miniskort?*
Envy: NO! Um . . . maybe.
Hughes: Why?
Envy: They had a sale. At K-Mart.
Hughes: Probably for a reason, darling. No one wants one.
Envy: Shut UP! Die already!
Ray: (giggling in a corner)
Leah: (with Rayane)
Hughes: You two are next……
Ray: Run away?
Leah: Run away.
TBC…………….
*A miniskirt with shorts underneath it