Summary: Written before season three started, based off the spoilers that Chuck was going to be flirting with some random chick. This is what I though might happen. A little confusing, if people want me to change it to script form(adding in who's talking) just comment that and I will.
Disclaimer: It's not mine
"So this is your place, nice"
"So is the couch"
"Mm?"
...
"Chuck!"
"Who's this?"
"I'm Blair Waldorf"
"I'm sorry. I didn't know he had a girlfriend!"
"Please. Chuck; too far"
"I just wanted to see if I still have it, you know your the only one for me"
"Like your ego needs to grow, got her cell?"
"Yep"
"There's a comfy bed a stocked bathroom and food in the kitchen"
"What are you talking about?"
"There's books and a t.v., someone will get you in two days"
"Excuse me?"
"Chuck, let's go"
"It's been a pleasure meeting you"
"What? What's going on?"
click
"To bad Adelia Designs choose to only have one model as the face of their company"
"Even worse that she won't be able to make it to the grand opening right across the street from Eleanor Waldorf Designs"
"Maybe your mother will hate me less now"
"She doesn't hate you"
"She looks at me like I'm a bug she wants to squash"
"Maybe if she hadn't caught us half naked on the couch..."
"Maybe if you weren't so irresistible..."
'Maybe if you weren't so insatiable, either way I'm glad we got some use out of this box. Why Nate ever thought I'd live on Murray Hill..."
"Or with him"
"Is beyond me"
"He never knew you that well"
"And you know everything about me?"
"Ya, it's one of the many things you love about me"
"Get over yourself"
"..."
"..."
Anyone who'd have came across the scene would have called the cops: a young couple making out in front of a door from which loud screams for help could be heard. But for Chuck and Blair? Schemes are just what they do.
End Notes: Hope you liked it. I apologize if there is an Adelia Design, it was just the first thing that popped into my head. Reviews are love.