Chapter 1 America To Africa
"Ted what did you do with My cap?"
"How Should I know where your cap is Cody its probably where you Left It"
"If I knew where I left it I would be Able to Find it Genius."
"Whose Bright Idea was it for us to become House mates anyway, Seriously Cody you do nothing But Complain"
A couple of doors slam as Randy Orton storms into the Room Wearing Just a Towel.
"YOU TWO ARE LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP ARGUING I AM TRYING TO HAVE A SHOWER BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO GET THE PLAIN"
Cody and Ted both say at the same time in a disgusted voice
"Dude pull your towel up, we do not want to see the One Inch Bandit"
Randy pulls His Towel up and Runs Back upstairs. Cody and Ted Both Laugh and Sit down at their Built in Bar.
"There we go Laughing at Randy Always cheers me up Im Sorry Cody I love having you as a room mate you the Rhodester can't stay mad at you"
"Yeah Im sorry too Man Randy is such a women he takes like 3 Hours to have a Shower"
"No Rhodester 10 Minutes to have a Shower 2 hours 50 Minutes to Put his Baby Oil On"
"Yeah That Sounds more to the Point"
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"Torrie are you almost done? the four cabs are going to be here soon to pick are luggage up"
"Four Cabs you sure that's Going to be Enough Stace? its just I have two Bags full of shoes and 4 bags full of Bikinis not to mention the rest my clothes"
"4 bags of Bikinis Who are you trying to impress?
"Come on Stace like your not to going to fall at the Knees as soon as you see Randy….."
"Shut up Tor"
"Covered in his Baby oil Shining in the Sun"
"Seriously Tor Shut up I am well over my Crush on Randy its not like I watch Raw every week and rewind live T.V so I can Stare at his Body For Long Periods of time"
"Your Such a Liar I had to wait 3 Hours for you to come Shopping Because you were kneeling in front of the Tele in a trance you are so Sad"
"Huh im Sad Torrie you have John Cena as your Lap top Background"
"I do Not"
"Yeah You Do and you have a raw paused on Johns Stomach which you wake up to every morning and stare at before you go to bed"
"I do n… Ok Fair enough thank you so much to Eve for inviting us Along"
"Yes Tor Four weeks Of staring at those two How are we going to stay Conscious I don't even Care that We have to Watch Rubbish Boring Soccer"
"Believe me Soccer Will not even Come Into our Minds"
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Cody, Ted and Randy are at the Airport Waiting for the Others to arrive. John Cena arrives Of Course with loads of female Fans Following him.
"See Ted that's why we Invited Cena that guy is like a chick Magnet"
"Hey What About me"
"Sorry Randy they go near you they will Slide away"
"You Forgetting one thing Cody all the girls are going to be looking at John which means their going to be paying no attention to us"
"No their going to be paying no attention to you two because they will think you're a gay Couple" Randy Laughs
"Shut up leader of the baby Oil Brigade. No Financially Sound friend I had already thought of that because of Cenas I must be loyal I must be respectful attitude he is only going to want one Women so there is going to be a lot of disappointed ladies out there then who swoops in like heroes to save the day the group formally Known as Legacy"
"Oh My God Cody you should have been a scientist or something that is the smartest plan I have ever heard in My Life"
"You two are idiots Hey John How's It Going"
John Cena walks over wearing one of his Orange never give up shirts
John stares at Cody and Ted as they are dancing round the chairs in the Airport singing GIRLS,GIRLS, GIRLS by Motley Crew.
"Hey Randy I see you babysitting until we Get on the plane"
"Yeah something Like that Those two are just morons"
"Yeah I Can see that I still cannot believe that Vince gave as a month off and not just us Michelle and Layla, Eve and Maryse, Shaemus and Pinkie and Perky over there"
"Yeah Well you know Vince is hyping the whole NXT taking us out thing and Evan Bourne is getting his push so you know Im not complaining a month off that's fine By me"
"Yeah I do not take much time off but I want to make the Most of this holiday Randy did you hear who else Eve Invited"
"Who please god do not let it be Santino"
"No its not Santino Torrie and Stacy"
"Torrie and Stacy Wow that's a turn up"
A strange scary looking man walks over to the group
"How's It going fellers"
Randy and John Both Say Hay Shaemus how's It going mate"
Cody and Ted Look on Confused
"Who Invited Casper the Ghost were going to Africa he will get a spear in the Neck in seconds he is about as white as you can get"
"I suggest you Shut you mouth Fellers"
Cena Stand in the Way and says "calm down Mayonnaise man ignore them we will buy them a playboy magazine and They will be quiet"
" I can't wait for this I love watching football"
Cody laughs and Says "Were going to watch Soccer Shaemus you Dumb ass"
Shaemus laughs and sarcastically says "Football is another name for soccer Dumb ass"
Randy Nudges Johns Shoulder and says "John there they are"
Stacy, Maryse, Torrie, Layla, Michelle and Eve All walk Over getting wolf whistles from loads of the males at the Airport.
Torrie and Stacy hug Randy and John
"Oh my god John, Randy Its So good to see you again" Torrie said well Smiling from ear to ear.
"Yeah Its been way to long since we have spoke or seen each other" Said Stacy Trying not to stare at Randy Orton too much.
"Its Great to see you all you look phenomenal" Said Cena Turning on the Charm
"Yeah you all look Like a million Dollars Ted, Cody close your mouths and Stop Drooling" Randy said while slapping Ted and Cody on the Shoulder
"Shaemus says right shall we head to the plane then"
They all start making their way to the Plane Michelle McCool and Layla Skip along saying in a really girly really Squeaky voices at the same time
"Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God this Holiday is going to be so FLAWLESS Yay LayCool Forever"
Cody Says To Ted "If they Do that the Whole Journey im throwing them out the back of the Plane"
Ted Laughs and Replies "Im right with you on that Rhodester"
End Of Chapter 1
Well My 1st ever Proper Chapter Ive written. Please Review. Hopefully people will Like it. Not too Sure Why Shaemus is tagging along but Im a Shaemus Fan So Why Not
Chapter 2 Preview. The Group arrive in South Africa, Cody Gets Lost and there's been a Bit of a mistake with the Hotel