Warning: This South Park/The Simpsons Crossover Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied Sexual situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central or the Simpsons that is created By Matt Groening and The Fox Network because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Great Rivalry Lives On

Chapter 1: The Daywalker Ginger Escapes

One late sunny morning in the small yet very quaint mountain town of South Park which everybody was outside enjoying the spring time weather right now? Cut to South Park Police Station inside the main squad room which all the on duty officers were sitting at their desks doing their paperwork that it was a very slow day in the area. That the daywalker police sergeant Harrison Louis Yates was leaning up against his desk, busy looking over reports which all sudden his desk phone begins that made Yates looks down at his phone which he was rolling his eyes at it that he was hoping for a quiet and laid back day.

"Oh, now what which I'm frankly enjoying my quiet filled day right now before all hell breaks loose again?!" Yates said in a very annoyed voice that is when he had decides to answers it to see who is it at that moment. "Hello? This is Sergeant Harrison Yates here, Oh, you're from Springfield Police….. What did you say that Scott Tenorman had broken out from your juvenile center by a group of ginger children?" Which the screen spilt in the middle to reveals who, Sgt. Yates is talking to which it was Chief Clancy Wiggum right now.

"Yeah…. Something like that which we 're so sorry about that little screw up we did there?!" Wiggum replied while he was busy with chewing on his purple grape jelly filled white powder doughnut and still on the phone with Yates right now.

"Yeah….Yeah…Yeah…..Whatever that I've to brief our police chief and lovely high demanding mayor on this development?!" Yates said which he wants to get off the phone that he is dreading to deal with the mayor right now, where all of his squad had gathered around him which they're wondering what is going on when he got off the phone at that same exact second.

"Sarge, what the hell is all about that I may ask?" Mitch Harris asked while he was standing there with a cup of coffee that he was holding in his hand and looking very concerned at his partner.

"Damn… Those Springfield cops which they makes our chief looks as a pure genius with his work that I've to call the mayor about this?!" Yates said which he had pick the phone up again. To call the mayor which he wasn't pleased to deal with the mayor at all at that moment?

"Why you just call the chief, and let him deal with the very nagging mayor for once which he could take the heat from her for once, sarge?! Harris added.

"Oh, come on, Mitch that he always takes the heat for us from her which we can just blame Springfield for the fuck up this time?!" Yates said while he was thinking about a scheme up right now.

"Uh, wait a minute, sarge that they did fucked up royalty for letting Scott Tenorman escapes from their custody in the first place." Officer Foley said while Yates was on the phone which he was dialing BarBrady's cell number, or the mayor's at that moment.

Cut to South Park City Hall in the main upper hallway that leads to the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was with BarBrady that they are casually chatting and laughing with each other in a flirty way that they came from Tom Barton's Doughnut and bake shop which they've four large cups of coffee and a dozen of doughnuts with them. When all sudden BarBrady's cell begins to ring which he pulls his cell out of his pocket while the mayor looks on in silence.

"Hello? Uh, what is it, Lou that I'm about go into a meeting with the mayor at this moment, can it waits?" BarBrady spoke into his cell while the mayor stood there and rolling her eyes at him. "What…. Did you say that Scott Tenorman had escaped from Springfield Juvenile Detention Center with those Ginger extremists' help?!" While the mayor walks away from him to drop the two remaining coffees and the doughnuts off to her aides, but she had overheard BarBrady and Yates' entire conversation at that moment.

"What, did I'm heard right that Springfield had fucked up royalty for letting Scott Tenorman escapes which I'm not pleased that I've to call Quimby that I'm greatly despised that fat horn dog bastard with a passion?!" McDaniels said along with heavily sighing with annoyance as she went into her office along with her large double chocolate mocha.

"Yes, it was Mary that she had heard everything, and she is really moody right now?!" BarBrady said which he looks over his shoulder to see her disappeared from view. "Well, I'm better go then which I've a meeting to attend with the mayor which it is about the finalization of the public safety budget to hire more officers?!

Inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was seated at her desk is about to begins to do some paperwork when BarBrady had seated himself in one of the chairs that is sitting in front of her that is when Johnson came in which he has a concerned look had formed on his face when he had entered the room.

"What is it now, Johnson?" McDaniels said that she was wondering what had happened now in her mind when she looks up at him at that moment.

"Well, madam, it is your "friend" from Springfield on-line 2 right now which he wants to talk to you that I've done my best to get him to dropped it by bugging you about having sex with his oversexed ass?!" Johnson said which McDaniels nodded to him very quickly which she had picked her office phone receiver and pushed the button to connect with Quimby instantly.

"Why hello there, Quimby, you slime bag and why are you calling me for anyway?!" McDaniels said which the tone of her voice that indicted that she isn't pleased to deal with this sleazy and womanizing loser while BarBrady sat there looking angry and she was rolling her eyes with great disgust right now.

"Eh. Well, Mary that you sounds as intense as always when we see or speak with each other?!" Quimby said while he was sitting at his desk when the building janitor came in the office to the vomit spot on the floor which Quimby was having a fun night with Miss Springfield last night. "That I'm still open to unite our town towns together, shall we do it?!"

"Ah, excuse me, sir….. Do you wants me to clean this puke pile up right now?!" The city janitor asked which Quimby shoots a dark glare at him for interrupting his phone conversation.

"Oh, I'm so sorry that I've to end this call so suddenly which I've mayoral duties to do right now?!" McDaniels said in a white lie which she has better stuff to do instead of hearing to this oversexed pig right now, and she slams the phone down. "Ugh…. I hate that fucking son of bitch?!"

"Uh, Mary….. Did you forget about that little problem right now we have, oh never mind that you're very angry at the moment?!" BarBrady said which McDaniels quickly turned around to give him such angry look.

"Oh, Shut up, George that I'm know that which I can't stand being on the phone with him any more at all?!" McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone voice.

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Cut to South Park Elem. School inside the gym that the baseball team had gathered on the bench where Mr. Stotch had called a meeting to discuss about the upcoming rivalry game between Springfield this week that their rivalry is becoming like the one that they have with Middle Park which once again that South Park is top ranked in the league along with Springfield. Plus the cheerleaders' squad were practicing their cheer for the upcoming game which Stan, Clyde and Token were staring at their girlfriends right now.

"Damn, Bebe looks hot right now?!" Clyde said in a low whisper.

"Man, that fine ass that my girl have?!" Token said.

"Wendy!" Stan said which his smile widens big time right now.

Booo…. Springfield… Booo… Springfield Elem. School Atoms…. Booo which we are going to kick their nuclear loving asses around the diamond you guys!" Cartman said while he was eating a bag of cheesy poofs which his face and hands were covered in orange cheesy coating that he had rubs his hands off with Kyle's jacket , and that is when Butters came rushing in there very fast.

"Dad, I'm so sorry that I'm late which I was in the bathroom?!" Butters said in a heavy pant.

"Butters, you're so grounded right now, mister?!" Mr. Stotch begins to screams at him which his face was turning white as a ghost.

"Ugh…Son of Biscuits!" Butters said while he was looking down at the floor at that moment.

"Uh, Goddamnit, Cartman… Did you rubbed your cheese covered hands on my jacket which I'm can smell it right now?!" Kyle said in an angry tone voice as he stares at Cartman who had an orange ring around his lips.

"What, Jew that I didn't smeared shit on your jacket at all?" Cartman shot back to cover his tracks up from a very glaring Kyle.

"Bullshit… Cartman that I'm can see that cheesy shit on your face right now, fat ass. Kyle snarls back to him while he was clenching both of his fists at his sides along with gritting his teeth.

"Well, fuck you then, Kahl!" Cartman roars angrily, and gives him the finger which Kyle gives one back to him too while Kenny just sat there very quietly right now.

"Wow, this is getting good right now?" Kenny mumbles loudly and eating Cartman's cheesy poofs on him right now.

A few minutes later…. Cut to the South Park Police Station inside the main squad room which Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady now there that Yates was briefing them on the developments of Scott Tenorman's escape right now. Where all on duty detectives and officers had gathered around the easel board which Yates was standing in front of the board right now.

"Okay, everybody that we had gotten a tip about the ginger extremist leader Scott Tenorman had escaped from the Springfield Juvenile Center that he could be heading for South Park right now?!" Yates said while he was using a pointer to pinpoint the highway that heads toward South Park on the map right now.

"That I think that I've an idea on who is after right now?!" BarBrady said while he was thinking and standing next to the mayor at that moment." Little Eric Cartman which I'm remembered when I was captured by the Gingers along with potential fathers of him that I know that the Tenorman kid had a grudge against him big time at this time."

"Well, gentlemen that you guys needs to get your shit together which we have a major youth rivalry baseball game coming up in a week that there are many lives at stake right now?!" McDaniels added as she look at the map of South Park that she is truly concerned about the safety of her townsfolk and the visitors from Springfield during the game which she greatly feared for the return of the ginger movement with their terrorist ways once again.

"But madam mayor we don't have much resources to control the situation that we had used it and lost some of our officers during the Nazi zombie outbreak and the vampire attack that happened a few weeks ago?!" Yates replied which the mayor just raise a brow that she had no memories of it, after she had ordered Yates and BarBrady to contain them which she and BarBrady became one of those things.

"Hey…. Wait a minute that I've gotten a wonderful idea that Springfield Police can help us out which they are the one that got us in this whole mess in first place?!" McDaniels said after the idea came to her mind at that moment while she was quietly pacing back and forth.

"Fine that we'll do it that you had wished, madam mayor?!" Yates replied which he was rolling his eyes at her right now.

"Good, This is what I'm like to hear from you idiots for once?!" McDaniels said which she looks very pleased at them which Yates still rolls his eyes at him at that very same moment. That is when she had decides to heads back to her office which her two aides follows behind. "Well, I'm better go back to my office which I've a lot of paper work to do right now?!"

"I can't stand that bitch at all which how the hell you can do it, sir?" Yates said which he looks at BarBrady which he was thinking back of his mind, because he has listen to her both day and night whenever at the station and home?

"It called listening to my wife's yelling all time which I'm blocked her yelling and pretended that I'm listening to her, but the mayor is a very demanding person which you've give in with her ?!" BarBrady replied which Yates begins to laugh.

"Basically...You've pussywhipped to the mayor, sir which someone needs gets her laid that she can gets off our backs for once ?!" Yates said.

"Even through she is a bitch that she has a very "Niiccee" body?!" Harris added which Yates smiled big time which the slightly overweight yet bumbling police chief just raise his brows in confusion at them.

"That the reason why she is in no good mood at all which her little stalker had called earlier today, Lou?!" BarBrady said.

""Like who, sir?!" Yates asked.

"Quimby?!" BarBrady replied.

"Oh, that fat fucker, so, she despises him so much?!" Yates said while he was busy with smoking his cigar at that moment.

"I see that I'm going to be her personal bodyguard when the Springfield folks arrived in town in a few days to keep him from her?!" BarBrady said while he was gabbing a chocolate gazed doughnut from the box of Tom Barton's and his coffee." That I'll be in my office for the rest of the day doing my paperwork?!"

Outside of the hallway that is when he was met by the mayor who came up on him at that moment which he got scared when she had sneaked up on him from the behind.

"Geez whiz, Mary that you almost gave me a heart attack? BarBrady said which she was walking with him.

"I'm sorry, George?!" McDaniels said which he can't stays angry with her at that moment.

To Be Continued

Author's Notes: That I've since deleted this story to revised and made it a bit longer which this is the third entry of my South Park/The Simpsons crossover series that I'm going for each season.