Authors Notes: HI! I decided to take a break from
Forgetful and write a one parter. I hope you like
this, there isn't a real plot or anything, just a
little humor, I hope it has humor anyway. Well, I hope
you like it. Ja ne minna.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor moon, i just use them.

Bowling
By
UsagiChiba27

"Mamo-chan, I don't know about this. I mean I haven't
mean bowling since.....................well, I've
never been bowling come to think of it." Usagi told
her boyfriend as he dragged her into the bowling
alley.
"Usako, you don't need any skill to go bowling, well,
at least, not for fun. Just remember, we're here to
have some good old fun. For you and me to spend some
time together, and besides, you just said you've never
been bowling before. Don't you wanna know what its
like?" Mamoru asked his very nervous girlfriend while
going to pick up some bowling shoes from the counter.
"Well...............ok. I can at least say I TRIED
it."
When they finally reached the counter, a middle aged
man, who looked quite annoyed at something asked in an
angry voice what size shoes he would like.
"Usa, what size shoe are you?" Mamoru turned around
and asked.
"Um, why?'
"Well, you need bowling shoes in order to go
bowling."
"Why?"
"The floor is really slippery, and you have to wear
shoes with rubber bottoms(don't know proper word and
that just sounds wrong!)."
"OOOOOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhh."
*Cough, cough!*, the grumpy man behind the counter
interrupted.
"Usako, what size?"
"Um, I'm not sure, hold on."
That being said, Usagi grabbed hold of Mamoru's
shoulder, and bent down to take off her shoe.
"Now lets see here, size............what
size......no, thats a country(that was for you
misty!!!!!), no, thats a........no, I'm not sure WHAT
that is. Hmmmmmmm, its gotta be here somewhere."
"Listen buddy, there are alot of other people here
that will need help, so if your not ready, please step
out of the line, and come back when your ready." The
grouch behind the counter said.
Mamoru looked behind Usagi and himself, but saw no
line, in fact, there was barely anyone in the alley.
*Must be because of the service*Mamoru thought to
himself.
"Usako, did you check the bottom of the shoe?" Mamoru
asked his flustered girlfriend.
"Oh, no, hold on." Uagi flipped the shoe over and low
and behold,
"FOUND IT!!!!!!!"
Mamoru just sweat dropped.
"What size Usako?"
"Size 7."(I have NO idea what Usagi's foot size is,
just made up one for the stories sake, hehe, promise
not to interrupt too much, sorry!)
"Ok, we'll take a size 7, and a size 10."
The man grunted, and disappeared shortly, only to
reappear a few seconds later with a worn out smelly
pair of things that resembled shoes.
"Here you, now if you'll please take off the shoes
you have on, and give me the ones your having, I'll
hold on to them for you, and you can pick them up when
your done with your bowling." the man recited in a
mechanical voice.
Mamoru, wondering what state his shoes would come
back in if he left them alone with this man
replied,"You know what, I think we'll hold on to our
shoes."
"Suit yourself, just don't forget to return the
bowling shoes back when your done."
Usagi just looked and Mamoru, and thought to
herself,*Who could FORGET to return those things. Ew,
I do NOT want to put those things on my feet!
Mamo-chan, your gonna pay for this!*
Mamoru started praying when Usagi started giving him
deadly glares, took the shoes, held them at arms
length, and led Usagi toward an empty alley. They took
there shoes off, and placed the ratty bowling shoes on
their feet. Usagi grimaced when the shoes came in
contact her foot. She already started promising
herself that she would NEVER do this again.
"Ok, ready for some fun Usako?" Mamoru asked.
"I guess, although, it hasn't been fun so far." Usagi
replied.
"Well, it'll get better. I promise."
"Alright, lets try this."
"Ok, well, now that we have the shoes, we need a
bowling ball." Mamoru walked over to the machine that
held the balls, and brought them back to you after
your turn(I have NO idea what those things are
called), and picked up a dark blue ball.
"Now, place your thumb in the lower hole, and your
pointer finger, and index finger in the two holes the
are right next to each other."
Usagi walked over to the machine, and picked up a
light blue marble bowling ball. Looking at Mamoru's
fingers, she tried to place her fingers in the correct
holes.
"Like this Mamo-chan?"
A half- an hour later
A very tired Mamoru finally got Usagi's fingers in
the right holes and continued with the lesson.
"Ok, now, walk up to the beginning of the lane, swing
your arm back, bring it forward,"Mamoru did all this
while explaining to Usagi,"and release the ball."
Mamoru's ball went down the alley, and hit all the
pins.
"Woah,"Usagi said awstruck."I think I can do that, it
doesn't seem to hard."
"Thats the spirit Usako, give it a try!"
Usagi walked up to the beginning of the lane, swung
her arm back a little too fast, and when she brought
her arm forward to release the ball, she noticed there
was no ball in her hand.
"Now thats strange, I swear I had it a minute ago.
Mamo-chan, where is my....."Usagi stopped when she
turned to look at her boyfriend. Mamoru lay on the
floor, holding his stomach along with Usagi's light
blue marble ball.
"Umm, hehe, can I try again?"
After Mamoru was able to catch his breath, and his
stomach wasn't in so much pain, Usagi tried again.
Only this time, Mamoru stood a good distance away from
her.
"Ok, lets see, swing my arm back, and release the
ball! I can do this!"
With that said, Usagi tried again. She swung her arm
back, and released the ball, and it went right down
the lane.
"Mamo-chan, look, I did it!"
"Good job Usako!"
The two watched the ball roll, and roll, and roll,
and roll...........until it suddenly stopped.
"WHAT?!" Usagi shrieked! "That stupid ball!" Usagi
had had enough, she had tried giving it her best, and
tried having fun, but this was enough for her. She
stormed down the lane, and when she just about reached
where the ball stopped, she slipped, grabbed the ball,
and went flying the rest of the way down the alley.
"MAMO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
An hour later. Usagi came limping out of the alley
with the help of Mamoru.
"Usako, I'm soooooo sorry! Really, your not mad are
you?
Usagi sad nothing.
"Usako, please, don't be mad, I just wanted us to do
something fun together. I didn't mean for this to
happen." Mamoru tried to explain desperately.
"Mamoru,"Usagi replied, and Mamoru winced. She only
used his real name when she was REALLY angry, and that
was NOT very often,"I TOLD you that this was a bad
idea from the start. You know that I'm not good at
sports of any kind. Why couldn't you listen to me?"
"Well, your always so hard on yourself. I thought
maybe you could try something new, and discover there
was something you were good at in sports. You would've
never known if you didn't try. Now you know, and you
don't have to do it again. Usako, you might not be
good at sports, but your good at other things. More
important than that."
"Like what?"
"Like being kind, and loving, and friendly, and,
being a girlfriend,"Mamoru said with a faint blush on
his cheeks.
Usagi stopped to look at him. Mamoru was taken aback
when his face was brought down by a pair of small
hands, and he was kissed. They stayed like that for
awhile. Finally, the two had to come up for air, and
looked at Mamoru.
"Aishiteru Mamo-chan."Usagi said softly.
"Aishiteru Usako." When Usagi moved closer to Mamoru
to kiss him again, there was a loud squeak heard.
Usagi and Mamoru looked down at their feet only to
discover that they were still wearing the ratty old
bowling shoes.
"Mamo-chan?" Usagi called.
"Yes Usako?"
Usagi laughed and said,"Maybe bowling isn't so bad
after all."
Mamoru laughed with his girlfriend and
replied,"Usako, I think your right."

THE END!
Authors notes: Ok, this was REALLY BAD! Please review
this story and tell me what you think. I hope you
liked it, ja ne minna!