"Let go of me!"

"Nnnnever!"

Pit had Pittoo firmly tucked under his arm and no matter how much Pittoo squirmed, Pit held him tight.

"How are you even this strong?!"

"I fought a titan, Pittoo."

"Whatever! The point is that I am not taking a bath, especially with you!"

"But you're going to get bugs!"

"Then I'll pull them out! Just let me go!"

In actuality, Palutena couldn't convince Viridi to get a bathtub, so they had to try to convince Pittoo to take a bath at the temple. However, that also required Pit go along too, since Pittoo was being stubborn. Good thing their equivalent of a bathtub was a giant golden hot spring.

Pit opened the doors to the bathing room.

"In you go!"

"Never!"

"Then I'll throw you in with your clothes!"

"Uhg, fine."

Pittoo looked around only to see the one exit being blocked by Pit. He sighed in defeat as he started undressing. When he started to take off his undershirt, he noticed Pit was getting undressed too. Right. Pit wanted to come in with him. Pittoo glared at Pit.

"Don't try anything funny."

Pit turned his head. "Like what?"

"Uhhh...no hugging me. Or touching me in any way."

"Can I touch your head?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"No. Touching."

"Ok."

Pittoo suspected something was up, but paid no heed. Once he and Pit slowly entered the spring, Pit started swimming around. Dark watched carefully as Pit swam a few laps around. He had done two laps already, and was going fast.

"I didn't know you were a strong swimmer."

"I guess..."

"You look like one of those people on TV."

"I do not!" Pit grabbed some soap and a scrubber from the side. "I'm much more muscular!"

"Right."

Pit paddled over. "Scrubby time!"

"No touching."

"The soap's touching you, not me."

"I can wash myself, you know."

"I know." Pit got his hands soapy, then grabbed Pittoo's wings. "I'm just helping."

Dark didn't stop Pit this time because his wings were hard to clean. He rested his head on the side of the spring and let Pit scratch his wings.

"Pittoo." Dark didn't listen.

"Piittoooooo."

"Piiiiiittooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

"What." Dark looked up. Pit turned around to show his wings.

"Do you think that you could help me now?"

So this was why Pit wanted to come. Since he just got a wing message and cleaning, saying no would be unfair. He reluctantly grabbed the soap.

"Don't move."

Pittoo had a bit of a hard time. Unlike himself, Pit never plucked his wings. So loose feathers were always falling out. It took at least ten minutes. Dark was finally granted permission to get out (after two extra minutes of him trying to convince Pit via wing message). He quickly got dressed, after seeing Pit try to get dressed before him. Just as Pittoo started walking down the hallway he was restrained yet again.

"Pit! I took your stupid bath!"

"And now you're going to watch TV with me!"

"Palutena didn't say that!

"But I did."

"I don't have to do this!"

"You are going to do this anyway."

"Let me gooooo!"

"No! We are going to have some fun Mister Grumpy!"

Pit giggled all the way to the sofa. He had found a new superpower.

As Palutena passed the living room, she saw Pit watching a cartoon with Dark Pit restrained under his arm. "Boys?"

"Hi Lady Palutena! Me and Pittoo are having some fun, right Pittoo?"

"help me."

"Well, don't let me ruin your fun!" Palutena walked away.

"Wait! Stop!" Pittoo pleaded.

"Are you ready to watch one of the greatest shows ever?" Pit was excited.

"I don't want to watch your stupid show."

"I think you'll like it."

"And if I don't?"

"You'll like it."

"But what if I-"Pit tightened his grip.

"Oh it's starting! Better not interrupt."

And with that, Dark Pit shut up.