Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Once apon a time, there was a beautiful queen with the most handsome king to be hers. They lived in a grey-stone castle in the middle of the woods where there were happy bunnies and frollicing deer all over the place. Occasionally, the handsome king would have to kill some of the deer so that they didn't get over-populated, but it was otherwise the most beautiful and harmless place.
One day, the queen gave birth to a beautiful princess, whom she named Snow White. The king was very dissapointed with the queen's choice in names, but he grew to love the little princess all the same. Snow White had the most brilliant and glossy orange hair and the palest white skin (thus the name Snow White). She enjoyed long walks on the beach, martinis, and romance novels once she was an adult, but she most like driving trucks. Yes, Snow White wanted to be a truck driver, but the queen wanted her to be the next queen. Saddened by her mother's dissaproval, Snow White drove away in her 18-wheeler and never came back.
On her way out of the kingdom in her huge 18-wheeler, she suddenly ran over seven dwarves that happened to be crossing the road. She immediately stopped the truck to see if they were still alive. Unfortunately, she had killed all of them except for a dwarf named Dopey. She decided to go ahead and kill him too, since he probably wasn't smart enough to live on his own.
Feeling guilty about killing the seven dwarves, she ran through the forest in search of help. Truthfully, we don't know what in the world she was doing, but modern scientists claim that she was interested in avenging their deaths...even though she was the one who killed them. She searched through the woods for hours and hours before coming apon an elephant and a magic mirror.
"Mirror, mirror, tell me, how can I avenge the deaths of the seven dwarves whom I have killed?" Snow White asked.
The mirror replied curtly, "Boooooooats."
"Oh, don't mind her," the elephant said, "Here, come with me. We'll take you to a magical place where all can be forgiven."
"That sounds wonderful," Snow White said while following the elephant and the floating magic mirror. Soon, they came apon a cliff.
"Is this it?" Snow White asked.
"Um, yes," the elephant said. Suddenly, the elephant shoved Snow White over the edge of the cliff.
"AHHHHH!!!!" she screamed before hitting the bottom.
The elephant stuck her nose in the ear and started walking away. The mirror yelled at the elephant, "How could you do such a thing?!"
"She diserved it for killing those seven dwarves," the elephant said while walking away. "You better not talk about this."
"I'm calling the cops on you, Elephant!"
The elephant suddenly pulled out a raygun and blew up the mirror. Then, the elephant left to go have a wild party.
The End.
((Hey, guess what, I think that I'm going to add to this since I've decided Snow White and the Mirror actually aren't dead.))
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