"This is ridiculous."
Of course it is. Typical Baz. Leave it to him to find anything to complain about, in any situation, any condition, anything.
Nicks and slicks, if I don't love him so goddamn much.
Right now, he was complaining about how long it was taking for a package to arrive that he had ordered on amazon a couple days ago.
"Crowley, what are they doing, sending the package on an all expense paid trip to the fucking Bermudas?! I paid for the prime subscription and I WILL get this package today or SOMEBODY will end up with-"
"Hey, hey, hey, no need to get so angry, what's so important about this anyway?"
"Well I wouldn't need to be angry if only that shit company would work like it's FUCKING SUPPOSED TO."
He's looking at his laptop, trying to track the package, when suddenly he flip out.
"OH MY GOD."
"What?"
"THE PACKAGE HASN'T EVEN LEFT THE FUCKING BUILDING."