Xana: Hola everyone! This is XanaSentiya!
Muirgen: and this is Muirgen258!
Xana: Here with a joint (crack) fic. Loveless and Harry Potter crossover! *enter dramatic music*
Muirgen: I will be writing the Harry Potter bits.
Xana: And I shall be writing the Loveless parts! Nyahahaha! *clears throats* now, all my readers know how much of a spazz I am, but to all you new readers, don't let my stupidity scare you away. This is actually a great fic (in my opinion). Muirgen and I worked very hard on this, and it would be very much appreciated if you gave it a chance. *giant grin*
Muirgen: Yeah we worked hard on it while laughing our asses off.
Xana: Yeah! So, do know that this is a humor/crack fic, and there will be crack pairings, some that will make you laugh, and others that will make you go "Whaaaaaaa?"
Muirgen: Yeah, we don't know either.
Xana: Uh huh, so just BEWARE. Oh yes, this will be AU…
Muirgen: Or Alternate Universe for those who don't know.
Xana: Yep. Which means that Loveless world will still have their spell battles. Seimei, Nisei, Ritsu, and Nagisa are good guys. Kio, Yuiko, Osamu, Yayoi, and Hitomi are part of Septimal Moon, thus knowing and being part of spell battles.
Muirgen: And in the Harry Potter universe, books 6 and 7 never happened. There's no such thing as horcruxes. Sirius is still alive.
Xana: YEAH! BECAUSE SIRIUS IS KICK ASS AND DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE BY DRAPERY! Seriously, what the hell was that about?
Muirgen: Don't ask me. So, here are the pairings.
Main Pairings: SoubiRitsuka and DracoHarry
Side pairings: YoujiNatsuo, HermioneLuna, NevilleOsamu, RitsuNagisa, GinnyYuiko, KioYayoi.
Xana: And don't forget, our crack pairings!
Crack Pairings: SnapeSeimei, NiseiRon, DumbledoreHitomi
Muirgen: Oh god, I can just see those six now…
Xana: Anyways, please read and (hopefully) enjoy this fic. We don't have a beta (story of my life) so there probably will be mistakes.
Muirgen: And we do not own Loveless and Harry Potter. But we do, however, own our insanity.
Xana: and my spazz-tific personality! On with the cha…er…prologue…yeah.
Prologue
Dumbledore leaned back in his chair and watched the group of people filing into his office. "Lemon drop?" he offered, holding out a candy dish as everyone sat down.
Ron grabbed one and put it in his mouth before muttering a thanks.
"No thank you, Headmaster." replied Luna, staring at Fawkes. "They attract wrackspurts you know."
Ron looked suspiciously at the candy dish, but decided he would take the risk.
"I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here," began Dumbledore serenely. "Voldemort is gaining power in the ministry, and is targeting a specific group. Namely the people in this room. Right now it is imperative that we keep Harry safe. He will need his friends to help protect him, and to support him. With Severus having been discovered as a spy, and young Mr. Malfoy refusing the dark mark, their lives are also in danger. Those of you whose families are not in the order, have been taken to various safe houses." He gestured to Harry, Hermione, and Luna as he said this.
"We will all be traveling to Japan, I have a friend there who has arranged a safe haven for us. We will be unable to use magic, as that will enable Voldemort to track us. Our flight leaves tomorrow at 9 am and will land at 3 pm local time. I will therefore cast the charm that allows us to learn Japanese on you all now."
Harry stared at the Headmaster in shock, as he began casting the spells on everyone. How could he want him to just run and hide? He almost asked Dumbledore this, but thought better of it. Dumbledore wouldn't be suggesting this unless he had a very good reason.
Hermione was concerned for her friends and even more concerned for her parents. She desperately hoped they would be alright. She was however grateful that they were now on friendly terms with Draco. She couldn't imagine what it would be like to be stuck in a foreign country with Harry and Draco at each others throats. Hermione then started compiling a list in her head of the books in the library that might have information about Japan.
Ron wondered what the food would be like, Draco was stuck on the 'not being able to use magic thing', and Ginny and Luna were just happy that they were being included, and not pushed aside just because they were a year younger. Neville was worried but also happy that he was included.
After Hermione interrogated Dumbledore over where in Japan they would be staying (Yokohama), what their new school's name was (Septimal Moon), how were they going to keep up with their magical studies (they would be doing the theory in special classes at night), and a million other things they were dismissed.
They spent the rest of the day packing, followed by a fitful nights sleep. They all convened for an early breakfast before heading out. They would be taking the thestral drawn carriages to Hogsmeade where they would be met by a bus, that would take them to the airport.
Draco was dubious about flying without a broom, and not entirely sure if these muggle contraptions were safe. Ginny was excited and knew her father would be so jealous of her and Ron getting to fly in an airplane. Though he would never admit it Ron's thoughts were similar to Draco's. Neville also had similar thoughts to Draco but he was willing to admit it. Luna was hoping to see the mating dance of the blibbering humdinger. Which had never been witnessed before because of the great heights it took place in.
Hermione had gone on many plane trips with her parents so she wasn't fazed, she was however eager to learn more about the Japanese culture. Harry couldn't decide if he was more excited or anxious. Dumbledore just hoped this was the right thing to do. Snape didn't so much care about the airplane, as he did being trapped in the present company for who knows how long.
As Hermione was the only one who had ever been in an airport before, she took charge at the ticket counter, and explained the security procedures. As the plane took off, Harry had his face pressed flat against the widow, utterly fascinated at the sight of the ground falling away beneath them.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as Dumbledore announced that they were almost to their new school. It had been an exhausting twelve hour flight from London, and then they had been driving for 3 hours. Harry heard Hermione tiredly trying once again to explain to the purebloods exactly how an airplane worked. Luna then turned to Harry telling him about how disappointed she was that there weren't any blibbering humdingers. And do you think it's the wrong time of year for their mating dance? Twenty minutes later Luna and Harry were snapped out of their conversation as they pulled up in front of a large imposing building.
"And exactly what do you mean by 'we'll be having new guests?'" Seimei drawled, leaning back against the frame of the open door, arms folded across his chest.
"Yeah, who are they anyways?" Natsuo chirped, trapped in Youji's embrace.
"A friend of Hitomi-Sensei's is bringing a few students and another teacher to…learn more about our culture." Minami Ritsu replied, leaning back in his seat, cigarette balanced carefully between his lips.
Nisei gave a soft snort, rolling his eyes. "And I'm guessing you called all of us in here because they're dorming with us, right?"
"Quick as always, Akame." Nagisa smirked, standing beside Ritsu. "We thought you all would…get along."
"Hopefully…" Ritsu added, blowing out a puff of smoke.
Aoyagi Ritsuka slowly furrowed his eyebrows, not too pleased at the thought of new roommates. He already had enough dealing with Youji and Natsuo's midnight 'playtime' and Yayoi's bad taste in music. He could already imagine what these mysterious transfer students would bring.
"I don't want a new roommate." Kio huffed, lower lip jutting out. "They could be creeps!"
Everyone turned to look at Soubi as he gave a low chuckle. "Who in the world could be creepier than Seimei and Nisei?"
"HEY!" Nisei exclaimed, balling his hands into fists. "That wasn't very nice of you to say!"
"He actually has a valid point." Seimei mused, rubbing his chin in thought.
"AHEM. Back to our previous discussion. You will be responsible for your new roommates and in charge of seeing them settled in." Nagisa cut in, hands placed on her slim hips.
"Oh yes, one more thing. It is crucial that they do not know about our spell battles, or that most of the students here have ears and tails." Ritsu warned, staring straight at Natsuo.
"So, exactly what do you want them to do with their ears and tails? Go and lose them in a janitor's closet a long with the rest of the school?" Kio questioned, looking slightly baffled. Soubi and Seimei snickered at this.
"NO, you will simply wave them off as fashion accessories." Nagisa answered, snatching up a book from Ritsu's desk and using it to whack Kio in the head.
Ritsu let out a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Japan is known for our…unique fashion sense. Playing off your ears and tails as accessories is the easiest way."
"So, basically we're stuck with a group of transfer students from…?" Ritsuka asked, slapping Natsuo's hand away from his cheek as the red head continuously poked him in the face.
"Scotland, United Kingdom." Ritsu offered, putting out his cigarette before standing.
"Oh my Sunshine and Daisies! So they're already used to drinking tea! Whooo!" Natsuo cried happily, bouncing out of his boyfriend's arms and skipping around. "Now we don't have to explain it to them! Yatta!"
Youji sighed, reaching out to grab his hyper active lover. "Natsuo, I think everybody gets the concept of tea."
Natsuo huffed, turning to look at Youji. "Well, duh, Youji. The world isn't retarded, you know."
Ritsu glanced out his window in time to see a van pull up in front of their school. A tall, old man with a long white beard and matching hair stepped out first, wearing long orange robes with yellow smiley faces.
He slowly raised an elegant eyebrow at the man's choice in clothing, immediately assuming that they were, in fact, their expected guests. He watched as another man with midnight black hair and long, flowing black robes stepped out, a displeased frown starting to form on his face as he looked at the building before him.
The young principal raised his other eyebrow in amusement as a blonde haired boy and red headed boy both stumbled out simultaneously before glaring at each other and exchanging silent, heated words.
The dark haired man, whom he assumed was one of the professors, reached over and smacked the two teens in the back of the head, ending their argument. Ritsu couldn't help the soft chuckle that escaped his lips as he watched the scene before him.
Turning back to the group in his office, he blinked as he watched Kio and Nisei currently locked in a glaring match, frowns pulling at their lips.
"How dare you even suggest that I throw away my lollipop collection! It's a work of art! And it took me years and money to get as far as I have with it!" Kio huffed, getting 'all up in Nisei's face'.
"You moron! That stupid cavity collection you have is taking up too much space on the shelves! We could use that space for more important things!" Nisei snarled back, hands balled into fists at his sides.
Ritsu frowned. Could his students ever get along for at least five minutes? Apparently, that was too much to ask. Sighing, Ritsu closed his eyes in annoyance and held up his hands, interrupting the two. "Sorry to interrupt your lovers quarrel, but our guests have arrived."
Ten pairs of eyes turned to look at him, a mixture of emotions flashing through their eyes, all wondering just what this will bring in the near future.
Xana: Holy butterflies! There you go! Prologue, baby.
Muirgen: No more caffeine for you.
Xana: You are no fun! Anyways, we hope you liked it! If not, let us know what you didn't like, or if you did like it, tell us what you enjoyed! If you have any suggestions, let us know. In a review! (obviously)
Muirgen: Criticism is welcome, as well as any ideas you may have.
Xana: Yep, we can take anything! Good or bad!
Muirgen: So, please read and review.
Xana: And we are outties! Till next time!
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