Hey guys, so I have this forum called Adv Book, and basically we just post random junk. Then an unexpected adventure came. And this is the story of THAT adventure.

I've changed the dialogue very little.

Credits: Pen (owned by me), Finn, Breakfast Princess (a.k.a. me) role-played by me

Ice Princess, Music Princess (owned by Snake Puppet), Princess Bubblegum, Fionna role-played by Snake Puppet (previously Akio and Sasumi)

Alex, Cole owned and role-played by allboy11

Pudding Ninja (owned by herself), Neptr, Beemo role-played by Pudding Ninja

Francis (owned by Princess Jewel), Water Princess, King Gold (owned by PJ), Lord Mo-chro role-played by PJ

and of course...

CrystalClearCourier (owned by herself), Sheldon Squirrel (owned by TripleC) and

The Lich King role-played by TripleC

Death role-played (temporarily) by Snake Puppet

Pen waited for a response, and held on as tight as he could to his Demonic Sword.

"So Death..." he asked, "...do you take my sword?"

In the Land of the Dead there were ten people paying a visit. They went there to retrieve Breakfast Princess' soul after she killed herself (A/N: Ugh, don't ask) and now Music Princess has been kidnapped by Death. He promised to give her back and BP's soul if everyone gave offerings.

"Sure," he responded, and took the Ghost Sword Pen offered.

"Hey Skeleton!" Music Princess shrieked at him, trying to break free of his grip on her arm. "Stop holding me now since everyone gave their offerings!"

"Hmmm..." he said, thinking deeply, then grimaced. "I see that you were always wishing for someone to love you, right?"

She blushed a light red and said, "NO!"

"I see that no one loves you..." he continued, his eyes circling the little nine-year-old girl. "I see that no one'll miss you if you are sacrificed."

She gulped, and her eyes showed a little frightened expression. "NO! I'm just-"

"-too late." he said, grinning.

Pudding Ninja interrupted his "speech". "HEY!" she snapped, getting his attention. "PEN LOVES HER! Despite her stalker-ish-ness... BUT HE LOVES HER, SO NO KILLING HER, OKAY?!"

Death frowned. "And how can you prove that, Ms. I-Will-Throw-Nunchuks-at-Death?"

PN prevented herself from laughing, but the memory was too much. See here, she was enrolled to a Ninja Academy when she was very little and one time Death was a special guest. She demonstrated the nunchuks but accidentally hit him in the face. " Heh heh... Hahaha!"

He got his eyebrows up to ask what was funny about getting hit. She ignored it and started rolling on the ground laughing. "Oh, good times!"

She stopped and got up, then cleared her throat. "But in my defense, I was only five and it was my first time with nunchuks. I wanted to see how much damage they could do..."

Music Princess glared at her, seems like she was forgetting the whole point.

Pudding Ninja saw this and quickly said, "Okay, back to business! HE'LL FIGHT FOR HER! RIGHT PEN?!"

Pen got his courage and answered, "Yes I will! No one will die, PN said that!"

"Oh really Pen?" Death asked, and pulled the little girl closer to him. "Aren't you just a kid?"

"Face it Death!" Muscia snapped at her convict. "You shouldn't kill me!"

" Nobody would even notice you're dead, right? You like to be in shadows..." he said, his eyes stopping at her face, scared a bit but angered more.

"Stop using me AGAINST me!" she shouted.

"Didn't you say that you were unloved?"

"That isn't official!"

Pudding N. glared, "Don't hurt anybody and never kill random people! Pen will FIGHT for her!"

"Oh really?" he asked sadistically. "What is Music Princess to you all? I saw that she was rejected once. And was hated by her love. She is nothing to her parents but has concern once in a while. But, biggest question of all -" he turns to MP and squeezes her cheeks "- What is Pen to you?!"

Pen felt himself go crimson red, but got himself steady again after a few seconds.

She pushed Death way from herself, and scowled. "I don't know! All you're saying is just rude! Don't remind Mister.. EVERY.. TIME!"

"Ah, but you're avoiding the question. Answer it."

"I don't know..." Her head drooped sadly.

Francis butted in, putting on his best cool-game-smirk. "We meet again Death!"

Ice Princess face palmed.

"Don't!" Princess Jewel warned. Oh here goes randomness all over again.

"Don't get on me kid." Death frowned, his orb-eyes glowing.

"Can we just have our friend back? She's really cool and fun, she even let me borrow her crown once!" Crystal said. (A/N: In here, Finn's dating her, Marceline is dating Ice Princess)

"Yeah, Music Princess isn't bad! She even let us go to her party! Please let her go!" Sheldon squeaked, trying to convince the hard-to-negotiate-with man.

He raised his eyes again, "Hmmm..."

In her own house in the Land of Ooo, Marceline sat, or rather flouted, over her lumpy couch, strumming noted on her famous ax bass.

"...I wonder what the guys are doing..." she said, tuning the bass.

That's it for now! To clear any confusion up. please ask me! Thank you! Please review!