Hello citizens of the interwebs! This is my first time posting a fanfic and I'd really like your take in it ^_^

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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"

To most citizens of Konohagakure, this was the sound that woke them from their deep, relaxing slumber. Dogs howled and perked their ears, people jumped out of their beds and ninjas pulled kunais from under their pillows. (not all of them of course. Maybe Kakashi and some of the jounins...moving on).
Naruto was screwed. He forgot that he had an appointment for his annual check up with Tsunade that very morning. "God, obaa-san's gonna kill me." he panicked. He learned to not be late for his appointments with her. EVER. The last time he was, he got all of his ribs fractured and half his face decimated. Did I mention half of the hogake's office was obliterated too? Well, now you know. When people asked Tsunade what happened that day, all she said was a nonchalant, "I went a BIT overboard"
"Hope she's hungover." Naruto hoped as he jumped from building to building on his way to the hogake tower, dripping in cold sweat.
As he reached the lobby, he was greeted by Shizune, who then gave him a smile and,seeing his current state, a quirk of an eyebrow.
"Naruto-kun, what happened? Is someone chasing you?" she asked innocently.
"No, but I rather be chased by someone than get checked up on by that old and cranky drunk of a hokage who might pull my eyeballs out of my ass if I don't get to her office, like, NOW!" Naruto somehow managing to shriek, despite his loss of breath from his early morning "workout".

Shizune chuckled. "Tsunade-sama isn't in today Naruto-kun, she's severely hungover so I told her to take a rest."

Naruto stared, and stared, and stared Without warning, he threw himself onto Shizune and kissed her full on the mouth. "Thank you Shizune-san!" Naruto exclaimed as he happily skipped out of the hogake tower, leaving a tomato-red Shizune wide-eyed.

Naruto skipped all the way to his apartment, regardless of the looks the villagers were giving him. He didn't care, he wasn't going to get his ass handed to him by some old crone today. He beamed as he reached the door to his apartment. He fumbled for his keys for a moment before managing to find the right one and slipping it in (zing!). He opened the door with an uncaring slam that made the whole unclean habitat of the lone Uzumaki shudder.

"alright! Time to make some instant ramen to celebrate my ass NOT getting whooped!" Naruto cheered. However, just as his left foot got inside his house, the door slammed shut. Naruto, being the "great" ninja he is, jumped behind his couch to protect himself.

However, the couch was not able to fend off the killing intent that was washing over him. Naruto looked behind him nervously, eyes widening every centimeter or so.

"Naruto..." Tsunade called playfully at the young shinobi as she slowly stood up from behind Naruto and cracked her knuckles dangerously. A vein throbbing on her forehead.

"Ahhh, haha, good morning Tsunade-sama, to what do I owe this pleasant surprise?" Naruto asked sheepishly, backing away from uber strong grandma.

All that was heard then was crashes, bangs, and the shriek of an orange-clad shinobi falling from the window of his apartment

Well, that's about it guys. R&R peeps, see you again soon ^_^