A/N: Here I am with another story! I felt like writing this because all the JavaJunkie stories I wanted to read I had already read or they weren't written well. Oh well, here is a story that I hope you all will like. This is my own season five.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except the ones you have never heard of before. Ok? Ok, we're good.

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"Holy crap! What the hell just happened back there?" Lorelai asked herself as she drove back to the inn. After Rory yelled at her Lorelai became upset and left with a quick goodbye and didn't look back. She knew she should have been there for Rory, but she couldn't with all of the other stuff she needed to do. As she mentally added making up with Rory to her to-do list, she realized that her list had gotten extremely long in a short period of time. Get ready for the opening of the inn, getting her parents back together, Jason, and then Luke. "Oh God, Luke!" She exclaimed. She remembered those two powerful kisses that had left her stunned and amazed. She didn't want to cross that line with Luke but now that she had stepped on it, the other side looked much more appealing than the side she was on right now that she was tempted to cross it.

She arrived at the inn and sighed. The front door was still open and the lights were still pouring out of the rooms inside. She was supposed to close everything up, but too many things happened too quickly. As she was walking up the steps, she strained her ears to make sure that Jason had left. She heard no noise anywhere. When she walked toward the waiting room, she heard someone sneeze. She turned around quickly to see who was in the room. She gave a sigh of relief when she saw Luke sitting down on the chair faced away from her.

"Bless you," she said.

He turned around quickly. "Jeez, Lorelai, you almost gave me a heart attack."

"Well, you could have given yourself one if you keep on sneezing. Did you know that? If you sneeze, like, more than seven times you could die? I mean, that's kind of scary, so always make sure-"

"Lorelai," Luke interrupted her babble. "You're really crazy, you know that?"

She sat down next to him. "Yeah, I amaze myself, sometimes."

He looked closely at her and could see that she was focusing on something. "Lorelai, are you ok?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Oh hey, how's Kirk huh? I don't know why I thought of that, must have been that pale butt just staring me in the face as he was running, you know?"

"What's wrong?" He grabbed one of her hands and held it lightly in his own.

She looked at their hands and sighed heavily. "This night has been all sorts of crazy. I just want it to end." She closed her eyes and rubbed them with her free hand. "God I'm a mess. Do I look it?" She asked taking her hand away from her face.

He stared at her. "You're beautiful."

"You're lying. But I thank you for the good lie, you should do it more often, you could be quite good."

Luke rolled his eyes. "I mean it. I mean you are always...you know..." he said becoming slightly awkward.

"Beautiful?" She said aiding him.

"Yeah, and, just don't think... you know..."

"Otherwise?"

He smirked. "Yeah."

She smiled at him. "Thanks." They were staring at each other for a few seconds until Luke started to lean in...

"Lorelai!"

Lorelai looked away from Luke and turned to face the unknown voice. She sighed and mumbled, "Could this night get any more worse?" She released Luke's hand and stood up. "What do you want Jason?" she asked with audible exhaustion.

"I told you I wanted to talk," he said walking into the room. "Where did you go, I've been looking all over for you."

"That's none of your business. You shouldn't even be here, Jason."

"Lorelai I love you, and I know you love me, too, we're meant to spend th-" he stopped and looked down at Luke who was staring at Jason angrily. "Duke?" He looked up at Lorelai. "What is Duke doing down here?"

"Again, none of your business, and his name is Luke. With an 'L' the only person who's name starts with a 'D' is yours, Digger," she said venomously.

"Oh, are we doing pet names? Ok, Omlauts, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and if I have to prove that in front of your friend, well then I will."

"God, Jason! Can't you just leave me alone? I've made it very clear to you that we're through, why can't you just accept that?" Lorelai said throwing her hands in the air.

"Because I don't want to end this without a fight." He took a deep breath and got down on one knee.

Lorelai's eyes suddenly got very huge and Luke looked like he was going to have an aneurism. "Wh...what are you doing?" She asked.

"Lorelai..."

"Oh God..."

"I love you..."

"This can't be happening..."

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you..."

"No, please..."

"Will you marry me?"

"Holy Jesus it is."

"Well?" Jason asked while taking a small velvet box out of his pocket.

"You had this planned?"

"Of course, you know I like to plan ahead, Shnookums."

"What did you call me?" She turned to face Luke. "What did he call me? What the hell happened?"

"Lorelai, say yes, and you'll make me the happiest man on the earth." Lorelai sat down and put her head in her hands. "Ok, you can think about it, I'll just give you a few minutes."

"Don't you think for one second I'm contemplating this." She lifted her head up and looked at him in the eyes. "Even if for one second I did say yes, it wouldn't even be a relationship, we never were really in a real relationship."

"What are you talking about? We're made for each other."

"No we're not! What kind of person has the most perfect bedroom and doesn't even sleep in it? You sleep in a room with absolutely nothing in it! Just a bed!"

"Lorelai, I've told you I have-"

"Yeah yeah, something to do with insomnia, I got it. You can't be in a real relationship and not even be able to sleep in the same bed as them. That's just stupid. Take some freaking Ambien for Christ's sake!"

"Ok, I'll try that, fo-"

"Don't you say it's for me! I don't want to be apart of your life anymore, Jason. And I sure as hell don't want you apart of mine."

"Why? I thought we were-"

"No, you thought that. I never said anything."

"Yeah, you also didn't say anything about ending this, either."

Lorelai sighed. "God, Jason. Yes I did. I specifically told you that I can't be with anyone who sues my family."

"But I dropped it, Lorelai."

"I know you did, but the fact that you were even thinking about it makes me sick," she was barely talking at a whisper and Jason had to slightly lean in to hear what she was saying.

"Omlauts..."

"I've moved on, Jason. You should too."

"You've moved on?" he asked, his voice slightly getting louder. "With who?" He then looked over at Luke. "Duke? Don't tell me you're choosing him over me!"

"So what if I have, Jason? He doesn't make me frustrated and want to pull my hair out."

"How long has this been going on?" he asked accusatorily.

Luke gave him a hard look. "Not very long, so don't think I was cheating on you, Jason. I'm not that kind of person, you know," Lorelai said. She then gave a huge yawn.

"You need to get to bed," Luke said standing up and then gently pulling her up.

"No wait, I'm not done yet," Jason said standing up as well.

"You're done, Digger, go home," Luke said as he put his arm around Lorelai's shoulders.

"Lorelai..."

"Goodbye, Jason. Don't ever come back, you're too exhausting," Lorelai said as she placed her head on Luke's shoulder and sighed.

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Luke brought her up to her room and sat her on her bed. "You gonna be ok, now?"

She nodded. "Yeah, thank you, Luke."

"Sure," he said giving her a small smile. He kissed her forehead and walked over to the door.

"Luke?"

He turned around. "Yeah?"

"Can you lock up downstairs for me?" she asked as she placed her head on the pillow.

"Of course." He noticed her peaceful breathing and realized that she was asleep. He thought her to be the most beautiful sleeping being he had ever seen and smiled shyly as he realized that he was watching her sleep. "'Night," he whispered softly and head downstairs to lock up the inn and to protect Lorelai from her ex-boyfriend, Jason.

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A/N: What do you think? Good first chapter? Give me your thoughts, please. I don't know if Luke was gruff enough, if not, just let me know and I'll make him more LUKE in the next chapter. Without your comments, dear readers, this story may as well suck. I can't live without that! I'll also have more Rory in here as well, but this is only the night of the Test Run, and there is still more to come... Au revoir for now!