WARNING THIS FAN FICTION FEATURES CHARACTERS OUT OF CHARACTER AND POSSIBILY A MARY-SUE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THESE DO NOT BOTHER TO READ, DO NOT EVEN BOTHER TO REVEIW. How ever if you like this type of fan fic please please review. CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is appreciated, it's not loved, but still, it's better than nothing.

Now on with the story...

After finding Atlantis to be a gigantic place, McKay, Zelinka, and much to their dismay, Kavanagh, were instructed to create an Internet type program to make the distribution of information easier. They had no idea that when they created instant messaging how much it would be abused...

(By the way this is a year or two after they get to Atlantis)

Nexstar: shit boss is coming gtg

Nexstar: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

RZcheck: who are you

Nexstar: McKay

RZcheck: YOU'RE HER BOSS I gtg

"Who was that?" McKay asked his adopted daughter.

"I don't know, some guy," she replied.

"Don't talk to him again."

"But that's not fair!"

"It's plenty fair."

"Dad you're an ass!"

"Lori, goyour room, now!"

"Rodney, you didn't need to get that mad, she was just talking to some guy. No one on Atlantis will hurt her it's not like we're back on Earth," Dr.Weir said smiling as she walked onto the balcony.

"Everyone on Atlantis is too old for her," McKay said wrapping his arms around Elizabeth.

"Let her decide that. It's her life," Elizabeth said kissing him, "You're starting to sound like a real dad."

"Is that bad?"

"It depends," Elizabeth said kissing him again.

Nexstar: Sorry bout that

RZcheck: its k

Nexstar: u sure

RZcheck: yea

Nexstar: do u still want 2 meet

RZcheck: yea, will u b able 2 get away from ur boss

Nexstar: YES

RZcheck: sorry no need to get mad

Nexstar: where do u want 2 meet

RZcheck: how about the balcony outside on the third floor

Nexstar: the one outside the transporter

RZcheck: yea

Nexstar: what time

RZcheck: 6 PM

Nexstar: when

RZcheck: n 2 days

Nexstar: see you then

Short I know, sorry but I need Screen names for Weir and gang... Any help would be great. Only screen names they would use mind you. Bet you can't guess who RZcheck is...heehee...ahem, yes well now press the little purple button.

Right on, dude.