Pinocchio and Pinocchia were walking to school one morning. "There's something weird about our english teacher," said Pinocchio. "Yeah. Yesterday, she stripped dance when she was giving some of her students lunch detention," Pinocchia agreed. "She was never like that before," Pinocchio confessed. "Perhaps it could be because of drinking alcohol excessively," Pinocchia added. "Well she did say she loves going to the bar," Pinocchio approved. Across the street stood Lampwick. "Hey there Pinoke," he greeted. "Hey there buddy," Pinocchio greeted back. "What's up?" Pinocchio continued. "I just got detention at the police station after school," Lampwick replied. "Who on Earth gave you that punishment?" Pinocchia questioned. "That weird english teacher," Lampwick answered. "Oh I see," Pinocchio realized. "We ought to tell the principal about this," Pinocchia thought. "Well the english teacher is concealing her wrongdoings from the principal," Lampwick discovered. "Shouldn't the students be the ones reporting?" Pinocchio asked. "She said she'll do worse to them if they tell the principal or at least try to," Lampwick responded. Minutes later, Pinocchio, Pinocchia, and Lampwick went inside the school building. Their first class was English. "Okay, class. You have a big research paper due in two weeks from today. I simply expect you to do your best on it. If you somehow fail this assignment, I will take you to my home and you will watch me have sex with my husband," the teacher stated. Most of the students reacted poorly since they didn't believe what she said. Some of the students including Pinocchio, Pinocchia, and Lampwick reacted alarmingly. "We simply better tell the principal," Pinocchio whispered. "Anyhow for this assignment, today we are going to learn about making references," the teacher continued. After english class was over, Pinocchio went to the principal's office to report the english teacher's wrongdoings. Pinocchio's second class was math. He had a lesson on combining like terms. Two weeks later, every student in the english class turned in their research papers. After the class, the teacher simply graded each and every one of them. The next week, she called out the students who failed the assignment. After school, she gave them a ride in her car to her home and waited until her husband came. She took him and her students to her bedroom and took off her clothes as her husband took off his. They went on the bed and got it on. All of a sudden, her phone rang. She answered it. It was the principal. "You're fired," he said. The teacher didn't care about what he said. She just kept on going on with her husband on their bed. That night, the blue fairy came to her bedroom and turned her into a pig instead of a donkey. Her husband just sent her to a farm. The next day, the new english teacher came in. She was simply nicer.