to reader: You should be in a good mood to read this or else it'll probably be
horribly stupid.. so don't come to this story with your melodrammatic outlook
and totally flame me for not writing what you want to read :p Otherwise for all
you people who enjoy stuff like this, read on!!!!
I love reviews but since this isn't a piece of work I'm using to prove my
worthiness as a fanfic writer, I don't expect it. But if you enjoyed it, I'd
love to hear from you!
DISCLAIMER: Me own nada T_T waaaah!!! The song "Jimmy's Got A Girlfriend" is
song by the country band The Wilkinsons. Lyrics located at end of the story!
PS: Sorry if someone's OOC... I tried really hard to prevent it... but...
y'know... ^^;
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The crowd of students in the Great Hall fell strangely silent when they saw
" Testing... testing... Severus Snape is an ugly git... testing..." Sirius
"Ahem! Is this thing on? Yes? Hufflepuffs can you hear me down there? Yes?
"Dear god..." McGonagall moaned from her spot at the High Table, "Do they have
Dumbledore's eyes danced behind half moon spectacles and motioned for the
"Um... of course Headmaster..."
"As my comrade Mr. Lupin has just stated we have come to inform you of a
"But down to business-" His pale friend interrupted,"-to celebrate their union,
Both Sirius and Remus grinned evilly as they saw James' jaw drop and Lily turn a
"Mr. Pettigrew, the music, if you please..." Sirius pointed to Peter (I had to
Sirius twirled his mic and smiled his trademark smile (ya know... that one that
Winking at the female population Sirius continued: " His broom's been pollished,
"Oh oooooh..." followed Remus, before he began on his own verse, walking slowly
"Ain't no way he's gonna keep it!" replied Sirius suddenly next to Remus,
Remus mimicked Sirius's evil grin, "Listen how the whole school's talkin!
And Sirius joined him as they began to enter the chorus...
"Jimmy's got a girl-friend... We all know where he's been... Huggin' and a'
Sirius began to sway suggestively to the music, enjoying the effect it had on
Remus came walking down the other side of the table, hoping over a pile of
Sirius looked back at Remus giving him a fake shrug, replying: "That's just love
"Cupid's arrow done been shot, he didn't duck, now..."Remus looked back at
"Jimmy's got a girl-friend... We all know where he's been... Huggin' and a'
Remus continued the song in his light tenor, "Lovestruck, starry-eyed, there's
Sirius looked back and nodded in agreement before they broke into another
As the end of the song started to approach Sirius put the last of his energy
Then, simultaneously they sang separately:
Then they added with a final flourish, "Jimmy's got a girl-friend..."
Sirius's and Remus's hands connected and they took the last few seconds before the
At the last minute, before the school could lose the moment, Sirius popped his
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He's all dressed up
Jimmy's got a girlfriend
He's all tore up
Jimmy's got a girlfriend
Lovestruck
Jimmy's got a girlfriend
They say he's out there and they don't get it
Sirius Black, one of the members of the infamous Marauders (as they had come to
call themselves) stand on top of the Gryffindor House table with a magical
microphone in his hand. Whispers errupted at every table when another Marauder,
Remus Lupin, also made his way up to stand beside his friend.
began, looking over the breakfast crowd, mischievous eyes glittering excitedly.
Good." Remus asked grinning lopsidedly at Sirius. "Beautiful Ladies, and Rival
Gentlemen! My good friend Mr. Black and I, Remus Lupin, have come here today on
this gorgeous morning to inform you of some very, very good news."
to do this so early?? They could at least wait until after lunch..."
Gryffindor Head of House to remain seated. "They're not causing any damage
yet... and I could use a little pick-me-up this morning."
glorious occasion!! Our friends Mr. Potter and Ms. Evans have called their six
year quarrel quits and are now a happy little couple!!!" Sirius gestured towards
his tall messy haired friend and the red-head seated to the right of him. "Of
course this means The Marauders will be working double shift to make your daily
trips in the corridors just as exciting as they were when the two were throwing
hexes and curses in a mad free for all."
Mr. Black and I have decided to sing a little good luck song for our favorite
couple!"
nice shade of rose pink.
include him the git) who in turn, pointed his wand and murmured an incantation
(he'd been taught over and over the previous night until it was the only thing
he could say) at a few pieces of paper filled with music notes.
makes your knees feel weak ^^) and began to sing, "He's all dressed up buying
flowers for the first time..." he looked over at Remus who followed in the
background: "Oh oooooh..."
shinin' like a new dime..."
down the table (food automatically moving out of his path) looking at every
Gryffindor girl with a shy smile, "There ain't no doubt, he's got a secret-"
grinning like mad towards James.
There'll all sayin..."
kissin'..." Sirius put his arms around himself, imitating a hugg, and glancing
out of the corner of his eye at Lily who was still red in the face, "Oh, Jimmy's
got a girl-friend..."
more then half the female population, "He's all torn up, from her lovin' and
affection. And a boy's night out, these days is just out of the question..."
pancakes as he sang, "They say he's out there and they just don't get it!"
and that boy's in it!"
Sirius and they headed towards the center of the table before begining the
chorus.
kissin'... Oh Jimmy's got a girl-friend..." they both shot sinister grins
at the other tables as some girls whistled their appreciation.
no if's or maybe's, that boy's gone girl crazy!"
chorus, "Jimmy's got a girl-friend... We all know where he's been... Huggin'
and a' kissin'... Oh, Jimmy's got a girl-friend..."
into the vocals he had left to sing, "They say he's out there and they don't get
it... Hey that's love, aaaah sweet love!"
Remus: "Jimmy's got a girl Jimmy's got a girl..."
Sirius: "He's got the girl, he's got the girl..."
music ended to bow towards each table before they waved themselves out of the
Great Hall.
head back inside and added "We're available for: Birthdays, Weddings,
Anniversaries, Dinner Parties, and any gathering with free food. Just contact my
manager!"
Buying flowers for the first time
His pick-up's polished
Shining like a new dime
There ain't no doubt he's got a secret
Ain't no way he's gonna keep it
Listen how the whole town's talking
We all know where he's been
Hugging and a kissing
Oh Jimmy's got a girlfriend
From her lovin' and affection
And a boy's night out
These days is just out of the question
They say he's out there and they don't get it
But that's just love and that boy's in it
Cupid's arrow's done been shot
He didn't duck now
We all know where he's been
Hugging and a kissing
Oh Jimmy's got a girlfriend
Starry eyed
No if's or maybe's
That boy's gone girl crazy
Girl crazy, crazy
We all know where he's been
He's been hugging and a kissing
Oh Jimmy's got a girlfriend
Jimmy's got a girlfriend
Hey that's love, oh sweet love
Jimmy's got a girlfriend
He's got the girl, he's got the girl
Jimmy's got a girlfriend