The Lord of the Pens
A Parody of "The Lord of the Rings"

By Samuel Huang

Three Pens for the Studious who still cannot pass,
Seven for Students who now cry "alas!",
Nine for Mortal Fools doomed to fail.
One for the Dark Lord upon his Dark Throne:
In the Land of the Exam Hall where the Shadows lie.
One Pen to mark the tests,
One Pen to grade them,
One Pen to bring them in and in the Darkness fail them:
In the Land of the Exam Hall where the Shadows lie.