Hogan's Thirteen Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas London gave to us…
A Fuhrer in a nut house… (Where he belongs)
On the second day of Christmas London gave to us...
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the third day of Christmas London gave to us….
Three messages
"Regarding you last message: Are you nuts?
Are you insane?
Is that really you Papa Bear?"
"Little Fritz Schneider ran into hay,
He then yelled and ran away."
"Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie.
Along came his pet spider,
And exchanged his plum for an apple's eye.
P.S. Do try to decode it as well as you can our intelligence department is having some…well…er…trouble figuring this one out…
Heroes Note: Our reply to these was "?", "?" and ", is that really you Mama Bear?"
Two Gestapo agents
And A Fuhrer in a nut house
On the four day of Christmas London gave to us.…
Four strudels for Shultz (flavors unknown—he ate them too fast)
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the fifth day of Christmas London gave to us….
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the sixth day of Christmas London gave to us….
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the seventh day of Christmas London gave to us…
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the eight day of Christmas London gave to us….
Eight krauts a' running (away from there own dogs)
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the ninth day of Christmas London gave to us…
Nine bombs a' blowing (Much to Carter's joy)
Eight krauts a' running
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the tenth day of Christmas London gave to us…
Ten orders from Klink
"Get away from Hilda!"
"Don't forget to knock on the door!"
"Don't give me that sloppy salute!"
"Stop looking at my files!"
"Don't touch those cigars!"
"Tell those prisoners to stop dancing with each other!""Don't touch my schnapps!""Tell those prisoners to stand up straight in roll call!"
"Don't put your feet up on my desk!""Don't touch my helmet!"
Nine bombs a' blowing
Eight krauts a' running
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the eleventh day of Christmas London gave to us…
Eleven guards goin' to Russia
Ten orders from Klink
Nine bombs a' blowing
Eight krauts a' running
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the twelve day of Christmas London gave to us….
Twelve days in the cooler
Eleven guard goin' to Russia
Ten orders from Klink
Nine bombs a' blowing
Eight krauts a' running
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
On the thirteenth day of Christmas London gave to us….
Thirteen Stalag in chaos (Well, mainly ours)'
Twelve day in the cooler
Eleven guard goin' to Russia
Ten orders from Klink
Nine bombs a' blowing
Eight krauts a' running
Seven prisoners escaping
Six gun a' shooting
Five golden stars
Fours strudels for Shultz
Three messages
Two Gestapo agents
And a Fuhrer in a nut house
The End
AN: Stupid, we know…so you don't have to tell us! Y'see we did this late at night, after our happy hour. What is our happy hour, you ask. Well, our happy hour is usually late at night and it is when we stay up to late and then we get really hyper! So this was actually written two nights ago on a torn out piece of paper from a fuzzy blue diary! It's supposed to be weird! If you flame it will only be used as a light so we can stay up late and write more deranged stuff.
Merry Christmas,
Keepers of the Basset(HH-Dream Puppy and Seal Pup)