Hey all! I've stopped working on my other story for a bit cuz of a slight writer's block D:!

But I got an idea for this story so yeah enjoy! =3

Akatsuki Insanity :D!

Deidara

It was late in the morning when Deidara woke up. "Bleh...Morning already, un." he looked at the clock and it said 11:34 am. "Hmm.. I slept in, yeah.. and why does my head hurt, un?" he said before sluggishly getting out of bed practically falling on the floor. He got on his cloak and went into the bathroom with a hand on his sore head right before he looked in the mirror and let out a girly shriek so loud and ear-piercing it would put a fangirl to shame!

"GAAH WHAT THE HECK, YEAH!" Deidara looked at the creature in the mirror. Aka himself! His hair was a ratty mess sticking up everywhere, his eyes were all gross and crusty, (not to mention the bags under them) and he had dried up spit on the side of his mouth. Oh yeah and he had dried up makeup on somehow. (O_O MAKEUP!)

Yup. I would scream too. Let's see just what happened here.

Flashback Time!

" SENPAI SENPAI LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" all of the akatsuki turned their heads from the tv to see what the lollipop-faced idiot was yelling about.

All except Konan, Pain, Sasori, and Kakuzu... "Tobi what the heck do you want, un?" Tobi brought out a bottle that was labeled 'Magic Energy'.

"Umm...what's that?" both sides of Zestu asked. "I dunno Zetsu-senpai! Kakuzu-senpai gave it to me!"

Hidan immediately looked up "Psh, what's that old cheapskate doing giving away free drinks?" he asked while walking over there.

Kisame walked over and grabbed the bottle before sniffing it "Smells drinkable like...blue raspberry?" everyone looked at him

"What? So I like raspberries...Geez just cuz I like raspberries doesn't mean I'm a pansy. Gawsh..." their attention immediately went back to Tobi and the strange drink.

"Well...Let's test it out." Zetsu grabbed the bottle and took a few gulps.

"Hey you guys should try this. Yeah it's freaken awesome!" Hidan shrugged and took a swig "Hey he's right this is actually pretty good...at least that old string-bag stiched up cheapskate is good for something."

everyone shrugged and all took turns of drinking it until the bottle was empty "Man that was good..." Kisame stated and got a "Hn" from Itachi.

Then Kakuzu came out of nowhere and handed them more bottles "Here ya go!" he went out as quickly as he came.

"WOOT MORE DRINKS!" Hidan yelled before gulping down the drink and all of a sudden Kisame started laughing out of nowhere. "Why you laughin' man, un?" Deidara asked before drinking more. "You guys look...all morphed and bubbly...hic!"

Konan and Pain walked in "What are you guys doing?" they both asked seriously. "TRY SOME!" Tobi shoved the drinks in their faces "Umm... what is it?" Konan asked awkwardly before taking the drink. She sniffed it and smelled her favorite flavor. Blue raspberry! She couldn't resist. She took a few sips before turning to Pain

"Pain-sama, you need to try some of this!" she said rather too happily. He raised an eyebrow before taking a sip. He started to do something un-Pain like. He smiled and said "Wow this is good." everyone would've been shocked but they were too busy laughing.

Before long the drinks had affected them...dun dun duuuun!

Konan started giggling for no reason at all, Tobi started rolling around acting like a pig, Zetsu was was using cheesy pickup lines on the house-plant, Hidan put his arm around Kisame and said "I LOVE YOU MAN!", Kisame just said "om nom nom" and started eating the side of the couch,

Deidara thought he was Hannah Montana, while Itachi just sat there passed out.

Konan was being Brittany Spears singing with Deidara on the Kareoke machine that had just somehow appeared (I suspect Kakuzu O3O!) and they were singing Superstar. Pain was telling a carton of eggs what to do.

All of a sudden Tobi got up and started yelling "REFRIGERATOR!" then got a celery stick and was attacking the refigerator. Deidara found Konan's makeup and put some on him (that explains the makeup 0_0) while trying to make his hair into an afro (0_o idk...)

Zetsu just smiled and sank through the floor. He later appeared with Naruto for some reason. Naruto screamed "WHAT THE HECK AAH YOU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE DATTEBAYO AAAHHH!"

Zetsu just smiled at him and threw a stuffed squirrel at him. "HEY IT'S OUR FRIEND NARUTO! SUP MAN TRY SOME!" Hidan smiled and gave Naruto a bottle of the drink. Or more like shoved it in his mouth and forced it down his throat. Naruto started coughing out the stuff "BLEH! TASTE LIKE BLUE RASPBERRIES!" Hidan smiled "That's because it is you silly goose!" ( very un-Hidan like! )

Sasori came out from making a puppet "What are you guys doing? What the heck is all this noise?" he asked in a bored voice.

To him, everyone looked like idiots. He was bored until he saw Naruto. "Um...hey guys stop fooling around it's the nine-tailed jinchuriki."

he just stared at them before Zetsu said "Bye-bye! Teehee..." and sank through the floor with Naruto before reappearing Naruto-less.

Sasori just facepalmed "Ya know sometimes I question that messed up plant...Leader-sama do you know about this?" he spotted Pain a second after that and just majorly facepalmed. Pain was throwing some eggs at the wall because they were undisciplined slackers and they didn't know the meaning of true pain.

All of a sudden Orochimaru came in the door with pizza."Hay guyz!" he said rather too happily... he threw the pizza on the floor and everyone started eating it rather messily before he walked over and started drinking the 'Magic Energy' drink that whoever called him over had told him about.

He did a fangirl squee before hugging Itachi. Itachi just woke up with "GAH! YOU LACK GOOD SERVICE... THE PONY...THE-" he looked around and everyone stopped and was shocked for a moment that he showed emotion.

Itachi just looked at them with a death glare but when they finally didn't get the hint he...raised the corners of his mouth...and...SMILED! Everyone gasped and screamed in terror at the scary sight of his doom smile before Zetsu came and threw a circlet of flowers on Itachi's head. Everyone was just now laughing like idiots (including Itachi) and started doing a bunch of random things before passing out.

Then Kakuzu came in and took the video camera off the wall. He was about to go back into his room before Sasori walked out of the kitchen and asked "So what was in that so called 'Magic Energy'?"

Kakuzu just smirked and said "Heh..it was a new product I needed to test out. It's a mixture of alcohol and caffine with a load of sugar in it. But these results show there was more alcohol than the other stuff." he nodded at all the passed out akatsuki members

"Well I'm not cleaning up the mess." Sasori said boredly before walking to his room to finish a puppet.

Kakuzu smirked and went to go copy the video into a bunch of dvd's for blackmailing... and later putting up on youtube.

End of Flashback!

"Ugh...I'm never drinking anything from Kakuzu again, yeah..." Deidara started washing his face and groaning from his headache.

Yaay chapter one! =D how did you like it? Review please =3!

Chapter 2 will be here soon ^_^ oh and never accept drinks from strangers kids! Or Kakuzu for that matter... _

Hidan: ! WHAT! I WOULD NEVER CALL SOMEONE A SILLY GOOSE! NOR WOULD I BE GAY FOR THAT GIANT FISH FACE!

Me: Yeah I know ^_^ but that teaches you to not drink strange drinks. From Kakuzu.

Kisame: Ow...my head... Wait. WHO'S A FISHFACE!

Me: o gawsh here it comes -_- *pulls a curtain over the fighting scene of an immortal *cough*OLD*cough* and a fish man thing... well anyways byez =3