Oneshot from me! Hope you like it! This was just something that popped into my had when I was checking out a Draco Hermione website.
It had skits and mini-ficlets. One caught my eye and it just clicked that it should be a oneshot! Humour, trust me!
The ceremony went like a joyous event, though some people were relunctant to join in the fun though.
It was reception, the wedded couple were sitting at the front table, facing everyone else.
The bride had a white knee length dress with a strapless bodice and flowing skirt. Her hair was in a loose bun halfway up her head, with stray curls framing her face.
The groom had a smirk playing on his lips. His pale blonde hair covered his eyes, He wore his tuxedo with the sleeves rolled up to his elbow. He looked roguishly handsome.
He leaned over to his newly wedded wife and whispered something that made her giggle a bit.
Some were a little... reluctant. Four, to be exact, were a little more than that. They were a little livid, confused at why the couple married each other.
Anyways, the time came for speeches for the newlyweds.
One of the bride's good friends stood up, him being the first to give his speech.
"I would like to congratulate our dear friend Hermione, that she found a good mature and loving husband," He said, giving the groom a sneer "We hope that their marriage would last only a couple of months and that Hermione's constant nagging shall make his life a total nightmare," The raven haired man smiled, sneered at the groom again and sat down, the man sitting next to him, flaming red matching his calm, yet silently livid face.
The Potions teacher of the couple stood up next.
"Draco was a good, responsible and a potentially great potions student," This time, he sneered at the bride "We all know that his new wife was impossibly answering everyone's questions. So I hope Draco here shall be able to withstand against her constant questions and answers," He smirked and sat down, his face looking a little sinister.
Everyone was listening intently now, not sure why no one is stopping it.
The father of the groom stood, everyone whispered a little and quietened down when he started his speech.
"I would like to congratulate my son, for finding the perfect woman to disgrace and stain the Malfoy name. I hope they have a great time creating their filthy spawn that will continue to dirty the once taintless Malfoy," He sneered at the bride and sat down, with a scowl dawning upon his face.
Everyone was puzzled. Why was no one stopping these speech making!
The femal friend of the bride stood up, her flame red hair illuminating underneath the moonlit tent. Everyone wondered what horrible speech she has prepared.
"Okay everyone! Drink up, give a toast to Hermione and Draco! Drink up! You'll need it to forget all those horrendous dictations"
Everyone noticed though, that the celebrants were missing in action.
The red-haired woman turned to the groom's father
"Looks like they've gone off creating their spawn"
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