Tony Stark snickered to himself as he stared at the paper in front of him, which read "Fifty Shades of Mad Libs".
This was going to be the best game ever and he couldn't wait to see the look on Cap's face when he realized what he was getting into.
"Tony, are you going to start this or not?" Steve Rodgers asked with a groan.
"Cap's right, I don't have time for this either." Hope Van Dyne said.
"Yeah, of course, I will, Spangles." Tony said before clearing his throat. "Suddenly, he grabs me, tipping me across his body part. Anyone have any idea what body part?"
"Ah yes, I believe that it is the arm." Thor said.
"Arm, that'll do…With one adjective movement, he angles his noun, so my body part is resting on the noun beside him." Tony said with a nod.
"How about with one swift movement, he angles his skeleton, so my head is resting on the glove beside him?" Bruce Banner asked.
"No offense, but I think we can do better." Tony said. "He throws his right body part over mine and verb ending in s his left body part on the small of my body part, holding me down, so I cannot verb."
"This better not turn out to be something dirty…" Steve said under his breath.
"The paper looks clean to me," Drax said to him.
Oh, he's so wrong. Tony thought.
"He throws his right eye over mine and licks his left arm on the small of my leg, holding me down, so I cannot spy." Natasha Romanoff said with a shrug. "That's all I got."
"Yeah, this isn't turning out how it planned, Red Sparrow. Let's see…where was I? He places his body part on my adjective noun, softly verb ending in –ing me, stroking around his adjective palm."
"How about he places his leg on my wet cheek, softly licking me, stroking around his rough palm?" Clint Barton asked.
Alright, that sounded dirty…Steve thought.
"And for the last part of page one…" Tony said. "And then his body part is no longer there and he verb ending in s me level of intensity."
"And then, his dick is no longer there and he bites me hard." Pietro Maximoff said, holding back a laugh as he drank from his bottle of Coke.
Steve shivered at that, disturbed.
"Now, page two, he holds out his body part and in his body part are number adjective color plural noun linked with a thick black thread…inside me!" Tony said.
"He holds out his knee and in his head, are fifty long red elephants linked with a thick black thread…inside me!" Wanda Maximoff said.
A few laughs came from the others.
"This is stupid," Nebula said to her sister.
"This is quite a strange custom…" Mantis said, watching the game.
"At least the three of us can agree on something." Gamora said.
"I verb and all the plural noun deep in my body part clench." Tony said. "Anyone want to take this one?"
"I'll go. I twist and all the cords deep in my back clench." Vision said.
Everyone raised their eyebrows at him.
"I get it! Nothing like some good old tech humor." Shuri said with a laugh.
"My inner noun is doing the verb of the seven veils." Tony said.
"My inner pizza box is doing the spin of the seven veils." Bucky Barnes said.
More snickers came from the others.
"Alright, Manchurian Candidate, that was pretty funny, I'll admit it." Tony said. "It's an adjective feeling. Once they're inside me, I can't really verb them, but then again, I know they're there."
"It's a weird feeling. Once they're inside me, I can't really see them, but then again, I know they're there." Rhodney said.
"Nice, now here's the last part, I may have to verb these. They make me needy, needy for noun." Tony said.
"How about I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for speed?" Sam Wilson asked.
"Well, speed isn't a noun, but whatever." Tony said with a shrug before changing the page. "Oh, won't you look at that? Five more pages!"
Shit…Steve thought.
"Bro, that was great! Caught me COMPLETELY off guard!" Star Lord said with a grin.
Tony winked at him and said, "At dinner, we fill up on wine and decide to skip straight to dessert. Christian leads me to the location. I slip out of my type of clothing and bend over the noun."
"At dinner, we fill up on wine and decide to skip straight to dessert. Christian leads me to the temple. I slip out of my shirt and bend over the tiger." T'Challa said.
"Excellent, I guess, my king?" Okoye asked.
"How about you go next, Pete?" Tony asked Peter Parker. "He blindfolds me and binds my wrists with type of candy."
Steve gasped in horror. Now, he was corrupting the child too? Well, he was seventeen, but to the World War II hero, he was still a kid.
"He blindfolds me and binds my wrists with Twix." Peter said.
"Nice, nice…The wine has my head spinning and the feel of his adjective hands in control of my body has me wetter than a noun." Tony said as he read from the paper.
"The wine has my head spinning and the feel of his broad hands in control of my body has me wetter than a rat." Scott Lang said.
"At least he didn't say raccoon…" Rocket said under his breath.
"I am Groot." Groot said.
"Christian leans over and whispers in my ear, I'm going to stick my fictional character in your location." Tony said.
"Christian leans over and whispers in my ear, I'm going to stick my Harambe in your chamber." Dr. Strange said while staring at the scars on his hand.
Everyone started laughing as Tony wiped tears from his eyes since he laughed too hard.
"You're a real comedian, Harry Potter," he said. "I can't see, but my other senses are electrified. My skin becomes adjective as I hear him behind me verb ending in –ing his noun."
"I can't see, but my other senses are electrified. My skin becomes transparent as I hear him behind me screwing his brother." Carol Danvers said.
"Ugh, that's gross!" Steve said as he stood up. "I'm done."
With that, he left.
"Anyone else want to leave?" Tony asked the others.
There was no response as they continued the game.