[ Bleh, we all know Cowboy Bebop isn't mine, although I wish it was. Also the spoof with Scary Movie two is in here as well. You'll know what it is when you come across it. So-yeah, enjoy!! ]
Once again Spike Speigal was fighting. What else was new, ne? Anyways the usual casual man was passing random punches and kicks without falter. As said before he was just as water. He could take any form, casual and calm. He swiped a punch at one man, and then one after another the pack dropped like flys. Until there was one person left. But this one was a girl. With a grin Spike poised another fighting stance. "Not too thrilled fighting your type, but do I have a choice?" He jumped at the girl the two exchanging punches and kicks. Not to bad she was. "WAIT!" She screamed about to be hit right square in the nose. She jumped back and formed herself into some awkward poise.
"The swan" She said. Then changing forms she said once again. "The crouching tiger." Spike rose and eyebrow he still in his fighting stance. Another position she obtained. "The crane!" Spike dropped his arms in utter..well, shock. Was she mocking him?! "The drunken monkey." She said. "Oo oo, ah ah." She said, well imitating a drunken monkey. "Is this some kind of joke?!" Spike said. "The mad cow!" Dual index fingers were brought forth to her head imitating a cow with horns. "Moo!!!" She said obnoxiously. She running up to him and poking him with her fingers. "Moo, moo y'mother fuckerrr!!" And while she was poking him Spike simply kneed her in the face causing her to fall unconcious. *LATER* "So, how was your day?" Jet said eating some type of old food they bought once upon a time. "Got in a fight." "What else is new." "Yeah, and this girl was a swan, crouching tiger, a crane..drunken monkey, and a mad cow." "Boi. She really must know some martial arts ne?" "No, she was just extremly retarded." "Retard!" Ed popped out from her couch. "Retard, extremly slow, or unusual in someones case. Like Spike!" She said rolling on the ground to him, then sticking her big toe up his nose. Spike just swatted her away, quite annoyed. "Then you must be?" "Radical Edward! The most geniouse, geniouse of them all. Hehheh.. " She wailed and ran out of the room.
The End!
Once again Spike Speigal was fighting. What else was new, ne? Anyways the usual casual man was passing random punches and kicks without falter. As said before he was just as water. He could take any form, casual and calm. He swiped a punch at one man, and then one after another the pack dropped like flys. Until there was one person left. But this one was a girl. With a grin Spike poised another fighting stance. "Not too thrilled fighting your type, but do I have a choice?" He jumped at the girl the two exchanging punches and kicks. Not to bad she was. "WAIT!" She screamed about to be hit right square in the nose. She jumped back and formed herself into some awkward poise.
"The swan" She said. Then changing forms she said once again. "The crouching tiger." Spike rose and eyebrow he still in his fighting stance. Another position she obtained. "The crane!" Spike dropped his arms in utter..well, shock. Was she mocking him?! "The drunken monkey." She said. "Oo oo, ah ah." She said, well imitating a drunken monkey. "Is this some kind of joke?!" Spike said. "The mad cow!" Dual index fingers were brought forth to her head imitating a cow with horns. "Moo!!!" She said obnoxiously. She running up to him and poking him with her fingers. "Moo, moo y'mother fuckerrr!!" And while she was poking him Spike simply kneed her in the face causing her to fall unconcious. *LATER* "So, how was your day?" Jet said eating some type of old food they bought once upon a time. "Got in a fight." "What else is new." "Yeah, and this girl was a swan, crouching tiger, a crane..drunken monkey, and a mad cow." "Boi. She really must know some martial arts ne?" "No, she was just extremly retarded." "Retard!" Ed popped out from her couch. "Retard, extremly slow, or unusual in someones case. Like Spike!" She said rolling on the ground to him, then sticking her big toe up his nose. Spike just swatted her away, quite annoyed. "Then you must be?" "Radical Edward! The most geniouse, geniouse of them all. Hehheh.. " She wailed and ran out of the room.
The End!