WARNING – BOY X BOY – NARUSASU/SASUNARU PAIRNG – ! HARD YAOI 18++++++

NaruSasu which turns into SasuNaru - HIGHSCHOOL FIC! NON NINJA WORLD

DISCLAIMER - I don't own the characters introduced all rights belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

SEXUAL THEMES – BAD LANGUAGE – FLUFF AND LEMON AND ABS OH MY!


A Raven's Guide to Seducing a Blonde

Chapter One – Hard on the Out, Soft on the In

"FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK!" the blonde looked at his clock which had gone 8:30am. "I can't believe this happened again"

"What is all the shouting for?" A red-headed teen mumbled slouched over the top bunk.

"Did you turn off the fucking alarm again Nagato?!"

"Maybe…"

"Great now I'm late"

"It's only the first day what's the big deal?"

"You fucking know why you bastard!"

"Gee someone is cranky"

"Fuck off"

My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I fucking hate it. My life is far from perfect. I live in a house which is way too small. Although my mom works hard she could never afford anything more since my asshole of a father took everything the day he fucked off. I'm the 2nd oldest of 7 children and my mother wouldn't hesitate to tell you I'm the biggest disappointment of them all. I won't sit here and defend myself because well… it's true. I don't make life easy for my mom, but sometimes I just can't help myself. Life is fucking shit and I won't sugar coat it by being a sheep. Life is what you make of it and I intend on enjoying every single moment of it. But this year is my senior year, and there are a lot of things I want to work out about myself before it's all over. First things first though, make it to school.

Naruto shoved what clothes he could find lying around his room, falling over the chaos that was expected in a room shared with 3 teenage boys. As he stumbled down the stairs, hair messy and clothes all in a twist, he was met by a pissed off mother standing at the bottom.

"You promised"

"I know but i-"

"Do you know what you've put me through? You promised you would at least try to make an effort this time"

"Mom it wasn't my fault alright, that red-headed bastard turned off my alarm"

"Just hurry up, I'll drive you"

"Hell no!"

"Excuse me?"

"There no way I'm rocking up on my first day of senior year, with my fucking mother!"

With that she slapped him, hard around the head. He knew better than to talk to his mother like that. It doesn't matter how bad he was, he was a pussy cat compared to her. He is his mom after all.

"You certainly didn't get that foul mouth from me! Unfortunately you did inherit my temper. Just get in the car"

"Fine but you're parking around the corner". He said, highly emphasising the importance of those last three words.

"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything"
- George Bernard Shaw


Naruto headed to the back of the school where the basketball courts were. He sat on the edge of the steps and sparked up a cigarette. He looked at the people who were passing by. Sometimes he wished he had just kept his head down and went through high school as someone who didn't stand out. But he knew that he would never be someone like that. He was too outspoken, too wild… too opinionated. His mother always told him to channel those things into something positive but the blonde never understood what she meant by that.

As he took the last drag of his cigarette he found himself watching as his classmates played on the court. The world started to move in slow motion as the hot, sweaty players ran topless across the court. His eyes were mesmerised by the way their muscular arms grabbed skin of the other players as their bodies crashed into each other. A moment later Naruto was shot out of his daydream by a screaming moron.

"You were supposed to meet me you fucking tool!" A brown-haired punk shouted as he jumped up behind the blonde wrapping an arm around him.

"Fuck Kiba! Do you have to do that every time? Get off me you stink of mutts" He said pushing the boy to the ground.

"You're one to talk! I thought you were going to quit smoking anyways"

"Yeah well I say a lot of things I don't mean"

"What are you doing hiding around here anyways? Are you avoiding Shikamaru?"

"Why the fuck would I be avoiding that asshole?"

"Because of what happened over the summer that's why, or do you always hang out around here with a hard on"

"What?" The blonde looked down and he was sitting with his boner on full display for the world to see.

Kiba laughed at his friend's uncharacteristic embarrassment, laughing more as the blonde closed his legs like a girl.

"Fuck you" he shouted unable to hide the blush on his face, "why are you looking down there anyways!"

"Hey it's nothing to be ashamed of… I would be the same watching that scene over there" Kiba said pointing towards the basketball court.

Could Kiba really read him that easily? "You mean you-"

"I mean, those cheerleaders are smoking hot!"

"Oh… right yeah, totally" Naruto was lucky Kiba had a habit of cutting in between conversations like that. It's acted as a blessing numerous times for the blonde.

"What's wrong blondie? Haven't gotten any in a while?"

"Fuck you asshole"

"You wish"

"The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude"
- Oprah Winfrey


The boys headed to class as the first bell rang. He walked into English taking the furthest seat in the back. Old habits die hard. Kiba took the seat next to him. His class had the same people as last year. He couldn't believe he had to endure another year of this and at the same time actually make an effort to not get into trouble. This was going to be tough.

"Shikamaru is over there" Kiba pointed out whilst slouched over his desk.

"What is your point?"

"My point is, asshole, that you two were best friends before that fucking beach party. All over a girl like seriously?"

"It wasn't over a girl"

"Then what was it over?"

"Nothing just drop it dog face"

"You're still a fucking bastard do you know that?"

"Of course"

Iruka stood up as the last student took their seat. He was actually quite surprised to see the blonde sitting there at his desk, quietly and not causing a scene as soon as he entered the room. He had been given a heads up about monitoring his behaviour this year and that he was to be made aware that this was his last chance to put things right for himself.

Standing next to Iruka was a mysterious boy who nobody had seen before.

"Alright listen up; we have a new student transferring here today. This is Sasuke Uchiha and he will be taking his senior year with us this year so please make him welcome. You can take a seat at the back Sasuke" Iruka pointed to the empty seat besides Naruto which was the one next to the window where the blonde was idly looking out of.

New student blah blah blah. I really need a smoke. I really need a fuck. God damnit I've never been this frustrated in my entire life. This year is going to be hell. Naruto was lost in thought as he was snapped out of it by a dark figure blocking his view.

"You're blocking my view" He said as he focused his tired eyes.

"Shouldn't you be looking ahead, idiot?"

Naruto snapped his head up. Nobody in the entire school would ever even think to talk back to him. And for the first time in his entire life he found himself speechless. No man should be allowed to look that good. That jawline… that black raven hair which complimented his onyx eyes perfectly. That menacing stare was so fucking hot. He could see the shape of every muscle through that tight expensive black shirt which was neatly tucked into a smart pair of again, expensive looking charcoal jeans.

"You done staring loser?"

"You can block my view any day" holy shit did I just say that out loud? What a fucking idiot. The blonde scanned around the room to see if anyone had been taking notice but luckily he wasn't overheard.

The raven rolled his eyes and focused his attention at the front of the room. Naruto did the same trying to hide the blush on his face. As he looked towards the front he got the feeling someone was looking at him. He looked to the side to see Shikamaru giving him a concerning look. That asshole, what was he staring at.

"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world"
- Nelson Mandela


Naruto was surprised he had made it to lunch without getting into trouble but there was only one thing that the blondes mind was focusing on. He looked at himself in the bathroom mirrors. He really didn't know who he was anymore. Not that he ever knew in the first place. He refused to be depressed; he refused to be that person.

"The more you pretend, the harder it's going to get" Naruto looked up in the mirror as he saw Shikamaru.

"What the fuck do you want?"

"You never replied to any of my texts all summer" He said whilst washing his hands.

"So?"

"You really regret it that much?"

"It should never have happened. I was drunk"

"Your dick wasn't drunk"

Naruto pushed Shikamaru up against the wall with his arm over his chest. "Listen asshole, you may be smart but I will knock you so hard your IQ will fall with your face!"

Shikamaru laughed.

"What the fuck is so funny?"

"I've missed you"

Naruto let go of him gently.

"I know you better than anyone Naruto. Deep down there's a sweet guy under that hard skin of yours. Why can't you just let yourself be you?"

"And who is me huh Shikamaru? If you're so clever and know me so fucking well please, ENLIGHTEN ME"

Shikamaru returned the favour and pushed him against the wall. He planted a hard kiss on him, pulled back and looked him in the eye. "Naruto Uzumaki. A guy who is never afraid to speak his mind and fight for what he believes in. A man with a heart so strong that it angers him to keep it hidden"

A tear left one of Naruto's eyes as he never left eye contact with the man in front of him.

"I can't bear to see you so unhappy"

"You don't understand… I can't be… I-"

"Have courage, Naruto" Shikamaru started to walk away, "Oh, I forgive you by the way"

With that Shikamaru left the bathroom leaving Naruto vulnerable and emotional. He hated the way Shikamaru could so this to him. As much as he trusted the guy he wished he wasn't so understanding and caring. It would make it so much easier to hate him and walk away. The blonde wiped his teary eyes and regained his composure as he left. As soon as the blonde exited the bathroom, Sasuke Uchiha, the mysterious transfer, opened the door to one of the stalls which he found himself unable to leave due to the commotion that was going on through the other side.

"Naruto Uzumaki… Hard on the outside and soft on the inside. Interesting"

"When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future"
- Bernard Meltzer


To be continued