A struggle between...

Shit, I just don't know any more.

Hey Dudes, I must say, I love writing Zelda Fan Fics. This one is going to be gooood, so stay tooned by FOLLOWING THIS STORY :3 I'll post the rest when I finish them. Love to all the chaps!

Note: Link and Zelda's made up children are: Kolyn and Mallie.

MAAAOOOWWWIEE!

"Oh, why. Must. I. be. Drowning for your love"

"I want you. Ou. Ou, ou. To be saving me"

"Oh du, du, du, du, dudalolalo"

"make me your woman tonight!"

Princess Zelda sung happily to her dishes while soap buds flew mellow in the air and her radio played. The sun was shining, the blue birds chirped, nothing could go wrong on a normal day for the happy family. Above the sink, she could see the scenery of the woods, and feel nothing but at place. Zelda's children, Mallie and Kolyn, played happily around the castle home, while the princess' husband Link practiced his archery. Yep, everything seemed soothing. She started to prepare the dinner for tonight.

"I must confessssss, I am scared to see…"

"see your loving embrace,"

"Take me - faaaaaar awaaaaay!"

"Show me, what I've been missing all my life- AHHH!"

Suddenly, a dark figure with red eyes, glowing like a soft Christmas light, popped up on the window in front of her. The princess dropped the dish she was cleaning as it shattered all over the kitchen floor. Her reaction caused her to pick up the nearest pot and smash it in the dark figures face. The figure groaned as it fell off the window ledge.

"LINK!" Zelda screamed, "GET IN HERE, NOW!"

Moments later, Link runs in with his bow and arrow in both hands observing the glass shards on the ground. He looked over at Zelda and smirked, "You burnt yourself cooking again, didn't you?"

"NO!"

"This is like the ninth time. You should just read a cookbook, it'll be much easier."

"Link, I'm serious." she folds her arms, "There's something outside…I hit it, so it should be unconscious right now. Go see what it was!"

Link looked at her, then back at the floor. He sighed, "Ok, whatever you say, boss."

"Love you, thank you hun." she backs up, "It should be directly under the window."

The dark figure popped back up on the window ledge almost spontaneously. "Nice hit you almost knocked the FUCK out of my brains, princess!" the dark figure said.

Link jumped as Zelda was screaming for Link to kill it as her eyes were shut. Link smiled, "it's not only a dark figure, its only Dark Link." Link laughed, "What are you doing here, man?"

"NO, Absolutely, no way." Zelda flung her hands around the room for emphasis, I guess, "I don't want anything to do with you, not one little piece of you."

"Aw, come on, princess!" he leaned his elbow against the side of the window, "What did I ever do to you?"

"Oh, don't act so oblivious, Dark Link." She huffed, "You popped out of our wedding cake…in a thong! that was the final straw from all your mischief! You ruined my wedding!"

"And gave a lap dance to your nanny," Dark link interrupted.

Link laughed, "Ha, yeah…It was pretty funny."

Zelda's face was rose red from anger as she clenched her fists, "I don't care if you've known each other since God created light, you're not getting what you want, so go back to….where ever you came from…preferably darkness." She flung her hair behind her.

"Look, I'm a changed man. Hear me out, princess? Link?" he hopped down from the ledge and straddled in front of them while avoiding glass shards, "Please. I need your help."

Hyrule's hero looked over at his wife, giving her that look telling her 'say yes'. She started back at him until she gave in. "Ok. What is it?" Zelda snapped.

"Thank you!" he cheered, "Well it goes like this." He leans against the counter, "I need a place to stay for a few days until I think of a way to get some money to pay back Ganon."

"You live with that pig, Ganondorf?!" Zelda yelled.

"I wish, but calm your titts." Dark link laughed, "He has this Inn for dark forces…it's a shit-ton of money every bill, I spent it on the Ganonsino last Thursday - but that's besides the point. Will you let me to stay? I know you will Link." He gave a puppy dog stare at Zelda.

Zelda's arms were folded and she didn't look like she was buying it, "No, you are so destructive, have no manners, rude, obnoxious, perverted-"

"I think it'll be great." Link agreed, "C'mon Zelda, he's been a good friend for these years, besides, do it for me?"

"YEAH, that's it, my man!" they high-five, "this is going to be fucking-awesome." they both turned to look at Zelda

A long pause took place awaiting for Zelda's answer. She placed her hands on her hip, and tapped her feet, biting her lip. "OKAY!" she screamed, "He can stay - but under these circumstances."

Dark Link sighed, she smiled at her husband, "He cannot bother me, or the children."

"All good, no problemo. Aw, come here princess!" he stretched his arms out for a hug walking closer to her. He hugged her, then she slowly and hesitantly hugged back. His hands slipped lower down her back slowly.

"See, when you act like this I- HEY!" she screamed, and slapped him direct in the face. Her face was red.

He shrugged, holding the spot where she slapped him. "Can't blame me for trying." he turned to Link, "where we headin', pal?"

"My kids is in the front yard, I was playing catch with Kolyn, and Mallie is somewhere on the fields." Link tells him.

"Link, she's only two, and Kolyn is six! they can wonder off, you know? Get out there and watch them. I have to finish dinner for tonight." Zelda turns to get the broom, "And remember, Dark Link. Don't bother them."

"Yeah, yeah, stay in the kitchen where you belong and shut the fuck up." he mumbled under his breath.