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{Hi! This is my first Hermione/Parents fic so I would appreciate it if you reviewed. (I'm not telling you to review just saying) LOL.}
Bob: I like pretzels
Me: Yeeess…?
November 34th . Current Position- In my room Time-1am
Dear Diary, today is my first day at Hogwarts! November 34th! You know, right? 34th…November? September? Tricked you, diary! It is actually the 1st of September and I am pissed because I have to sit in potions listening to an ass ramble on about donkeys ears and lacewing whatevers on my birthday! My parents are so gonna freak when they find out about this! I'm calling my agent!
September 1st Current position-Still in my room you asshole stalker! Time-1:01am
Sorry about that! I just went to the shops and bought a new diary after..err…yeah.. So I'm just gonna go and get my makeup on!
September 1st Current position-was that,like, a rhetorical question? Time-1:30
And….done! Ok, now I'm going to put my makeup on! La deee da -5 mins later- Ok, I walked to my dress that is 1 centimetres in front of me! Oh My Googles! I look older! About 23! I'm gonna go eat breakfast now…
September 1st current position-I'm gonna stop these now! Time-2:30am- Y'know? Evening.
Shit! I went downstairs to find my mum and dad! They were, like, 12 years old and they called me mummy! That is just wrong man! Duuude! Don't worry, I went downstairs again in 1 second ago and they were normal. I am my normal 11 year old self now. Time to pack! Nothing happened! I will forget this in later chapters!
September 1st Time- 6:00am
Ok, when I was packing my Mum came upstairs and she was all like "Oh sweety! I love you hunnybun chicken hamster llama song!" and I was all like "Mum! What the hell! You a llama she a llama llama what I need" And then we started dancing and it was so fun! Like, total mother-daughter moment there people!
September 1st Time-10:00
I am on my way to the Station thingy whatever potato! I am so excited! This car smells like cats! Oh, hey! There is an orange cat in here! Oh well. It's not like in 3rd year my hair isn't bushy and my buck teeth are gone and I hardly wear Hogwarts robes and I buy an orange cat and call it Crookshanks and go back in time to save Hagrid's Hippogriff Buckbeak! Woah!
September 1st 10:50
Ooookay! I'm there and super excited! What I meant to say was I am HERE and super excited. Heh. I don't have a rubber. Be back in 10! No, 30!
September 1st 11:20
I kept my word! 20 minutes! Exactly! I am on the train now and I met Harry Potter! And uhh.. whatsis name Weasley! Oh yeah! Ron Weasley! Some poor dude. Oh well! I met Harry Potter! I said that! I'm excited! I said that 2 times earlier! Well, we are there! See you next chapter!
What adventures will Hermione, Harry Plopper and Ron Wheezy have at Hogbum err warts next chapter? Find out soon! Or, if your reading this and its posted, click next chapter! Or you won't see it! :D
Oh and I don't own Harry Potter douches! Not really you guys are so sweet! Like me! Im angelic! With an angelic smile! (_) See?