Sollux Captor sat in his room, which was flooded with mind honey. He was in his recuperacoon to prevent drowning. However, most of the Sopor Slime had leaked out, which was extremely unfortunate. Under no circumstance should one mix Sopor Slime and mind honey.
How could this happen? One minute he was writing an eternal life function in ~ATH, and the next thing he knew, the bees were making honey at unbelievably high speeds. It must have been some sort of error in the beenary code. It can happen. Either way, he needed to get out before anything went wrong.
However, he was almost sure that something would go wrong. Things always did. For example, what if... Sollux paused that thought. He was too good at coming up with worst-case scenarios. He took a deep breath. He tried to calm himself down, but it was hard for him to calm down when he was in a freAKING SEA OF MIND HONEY!
It always seemed like the mind honey was trying to kill him. Everywhere he looked was mind honey. He was going mad. Or was he? He couldn't tell anymore. The mind honey was getting to him. He just needed rest.
Sollux took a long nap in his recuperacoon. Even at 6 sweeps old, he could still enjoy some good rest. When he woke up, he realized that his room seemed less flooded, as if the mind honey had drained a little. Great, now all he had to do was wait a long time, and he would be free from the mind honey.
But he couldn't wait that long to get out. What if he died? The thought of drowning in mind honey made him shiver. Many unfortunate fates caused by mind honey had the young troll seen. He felt confined in this pool of death. It was the end of him, he knew it.
He remembered when he discovered mind honey. He thought it was a breakthrough. Now, he wasn't sure. He was experimenting with #IE, a new programming language. Eventually, he managed to produce a function that turns bees into genetically modified bees that produce mind honey.
Back when he discovered it, he was eager to test it out. He fed it to his lusus, ate it, and combined it with stuff. He knew much more now. Suddenly, he heard someone. If it was discovered that his room was flooded, it would be extremely embarrassing. He hid in his recuperacoon.
However, when he peeked out, he saw John's silhouette. That's relieving. But then John opened the door. The vast expansion of mind honey flew outside. The good news was that the mind honey was mostly gone. The bad news was that John had swallowed some of the honey.
Author's note: I had fun writing this. The name of #IE is a joke. The number sign is being used as a sharp, can you figure out the rest? Please leave a review. Thanks!