Summer was in her room texting when Rick came in.

"Summer, we need your expertise on girly things. We're gonna be watching Anastasia."

"Grandpa Rick, do I have to? I mean, I love Anastasia, but I'm getting a little tired of these reviews."

"People expect them, Summer, now lets go."

Rick took his granddaughter by the wrist over to the living room where Morty was waiting. Rick then turned on the tv and sat down next to his grandkids.

They watched to when Rasputin drowned.

"Didn't it take longer for Rasputin to be killed off in real like?" asked Morty.

"Yup." said Rick, "He was shot, stabbed, poisoned, drowned, and castrated. They even have his 13 inch penis preserved at the Russian Museum of Erotica."

"Eww! Gross Grandpa!" said Summer.

They watched to the part where Anya was imagining being in a sparkly dress and dancing.

"So Summer, can you explain why girls are obsessed with sparkles and dresses?" asked Rick, "I-is it like how magpies collect shiny objects for their nests?"

"Rick, don't be sexist!" said Morty.

"We like them because they're pretty. Now can we just watch?" said Summer.

"Geez, your generation sure is sensitive." said Rick, taking a drink from his flask.

They continued watching to the part where they arrive in Paris.

"So Paris is just filled with French stereotypes and people from the 1920s?" asked Summer.

"From how this film is portraying it, yes." said Rick.

They continued watching.

"Hey wait a minute." said Morty, "This movie is just My Fair Lady."

"It took you that long to figure it out?" said Rick.

"Hey, you know I have a handicap when it comes to these things." said Morty.

They watched the rest of the film until it was over.

"Well, I thought the movie was alright." said Morty, "Not Don Bluth's best, but not his worst either."

"Did you hear Disney bought Fox? That means Anastasia is now a Disney Princess." said Rick.

"We know, Grandpa." said Summer.

"Yup." said Rick "And then Disney will buy out other propperties in the future, like Warner Bros. So then The Iron Giant, Thumbelina, The Swan Princess, Space Jam, and Quest for Camelot will all be Disney films. And then they'll go into politics and Mickey Mouse will be President of the United States!"

"Aww geez." said Morty.