Rejoice, rejoice my story reading slaves. For I and my humor have return-ed. My school's musical is over and I've finished my book report for Le Morte D'Arthur. Never read it! It's horrible! Dragon side: Just like your writing. MMD: No, not just like my writing. Anyway, enjoy my sequel.

When the Hell Are We Strikes Back with a Vengeance

Chapter One: Vikings and Viqueens

Zuko faced Azula. She smirked at him and sent a bolt of lightning at him. He nimbly jumped to the side and sent a stream of flame at her. She swung her claws at him and the second her nails made contact with his head, both were throw into a worm hole.

Aang, Katara and Sokka were flying over the ocean.

"I wonder when Dragon's going to call us back to that other world…." Aang said looking at the rolling cerulean world below him.

"It could be anytime," Sokka said sharpening his boomerang. "We should stay on our toes and be ready from anything." Just said he said it, they flew into a worm hole.

A minute later, the gang was sitting in the middle of a small village around them were several heavy-set people wrapped up in furs. They were wrapped up with furs too. Flurries were falling, several frozen in midair. About twenty feet away Zuko was sitting on the ground, next to him was a girl who was probably his sister, she was looking around at the people. Over by one of the cottages of the village was a cart willed with hay. Sitting in the hay, lounging in the pale summer sun, was Dragon. She yawned and stretched. Aang jumped up.

"Hey, Dragon," Aang called to her as he ran to the cart tripping over his furs.

"Oh, hi," she said smiling.

"What are we doing here?" Katara asked.

"I'll tell you," Zuko and Azula walked up.

"Who are you and where are we?" Azula seized Dragon by the shoulders and shook her.

"Stop shaking me and I'll explain," Dragon said pushing her in the chest. "Now, as I was saying, welcome to beautiful scenic and cold Greenland! You're about to embark on a ship destined for a colony in America. It's not called America yet though, so…shhh. Okay?" Everyone nodded. "Okay, you're gonna want to find a man named Leif Eriksson. He'll take you to America. I'm gonna go. Good luck. Remember, the rules still apply." She disappeared and time started.

"What rules?" Azula muttered to Zuko.

"You'll find out sometime, Dragon'll show up and….I don't know, do something to you." Zuko replied. He looked around. Sokka walked up to a woman.

"Could you tell us where to find a Leif Eriksson?" he asked.

"Try down by the seaside, he's getting ready to leave," she picked up a little girl who had been pulling on her furs.

"Mommy, mommy, what's wrong with that man's face?" She pointed at Zuko and stared with wide eyes at his scar. Zuko tried to cover his face as he rushed past.

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Down at the coast, there was a large ship. The bow as craved in the shape of a dragon. There were several oars hanging in the water. Fur-wrapped men were carrying supplies onto the ship. One man stood by the loading ramp monitoring the loading. He had an iron helmet on his head with a bar going down his nose.

"Do you think he's Eriksson?" Katara asked.

"Probably," Aang said. He walked down the hill and tapped him on the shoulder. "Are you Leif Eriksson?" he asked with a smile. Eriksson smiled and chuckled.

"Yep," he replied clapping Aang on the back, making his knees buckle. "You lookin' to be going on the ship to the new-type land?"

"Yes," Aang answered after he figured out what the man was saying. "Me and my friends want to go to the new land." Aang gestured to everyone to come down. "This is Katara, Sokka, and Zuko and…um…"

"Azula," the Princess of Fire filled in.

"Azula and I'm Aang."

"Well, kids, we can be making some room for you everyone." Erik said.

About two hours later, Sokka looked at the shrinking shoreline. Katara stood next to him.

"Do you think this is how Dad felt when he left?" Sokka asked.

"I don't know. Maybe," Katara replied. Sokka sighed.

"Hey, what are you guys talking about?" Aang said.

"Nothing," Katara said. "Just looking at the land. I wonder what America will be like."

"I bet it'll be awesome!" Aang said.

"Yeah, maybe." She replied. Katara leaned her head against the side of the ship and in a minute, she dozed off.

Okay, a short start I know. Hope you like it. I wrote the whole thing while listening to Homestar Runner cartoons. I don't have a problem! I'm on spring break now, so I'll be writing more soon. The only other thing that would stop this story is my school's Eighth Grade Trip to Virginia; I'll be gone for four days. I think its four days…..anyway, R&R.

Happy Easter

-McMuffinDragon