Havoc walked into the currently empty office. It was the lunch break but he had accidently left his cigarettes on his desk. He walked over and picked up the pack and turned to leave. He stopped when he heard voices coming from Mustangs office. Havoc snuck up to the closed door, curiosity getting the better of him.
His eyes widened slightly as he recognised the voices beyond the door. It was Mustang and Edward! He pressed his ear against the door and listened intently.
"Come on Edward, we've done this before and you were never this slow."
"It's been a while Bastard!"
"I can tell."
"Hey!"
"Come on Ed, we have to do this before everybody comes back from lunch."
"I know, I know. How's this?"
"Much better. You practiced at home like I suggested didn't you?"
"None of your business!"
Havocs' eyes widened and the cigarette in his mouth dropped to the floor as his jaw went slack. What on earth were they doing in there?!
"That's it Ed! Very good, now faster!"
"I'm trying!"
"Push harder Ed!"
"Stop telling me how to do it!"
"Honestly Ed, after all the times we've done this I would have thought you didn't need guidance anymore."
"I don't you Bastard!"
Havoc looked up as Breda, Falman and Fuery walked into the office. He quickly gestured for them to be quiet. Curiosity on their faces, the joined Havoc at Mustang's door and began to listen.
"Hurry up and finish Edward, the others should be back soon. Riza would shoot us both if she found out."
"Yeah, multiple times."
"Stop talking and keep moving."
"You're not a very good motivator."
"Don't make me get Armstrong again!"
"Hell no! I'm pushing! I'm pushing!"
"Harder Ed!"
Havoc, Breda, Falman and Fuery looked shocked as they heard Ed gasp over and over. They looked at each other and though the same thing. What is going on?!
With their imaginations running wild they hardly noticed Riza walk in. She looked over at the 4 men and sighed. She walked over and began to listen. It had to good if all of them were behaving like this.
"Hurry up Ed! The others will be back any moment."
"I'm trying!" *gasp*
"Do I need to move you myself again?"
"No way Bastard! *gasp* I'm gonna do this myself!"
"Only a little more Ed, you can do it!"
*gasp*
Eyes wide and cheeks red, Riza blinked and stood back. She saw similar expressions on her fellow soldiers. She shook her head and pulled her gun out of its holster. The others gulped and moved out of her way. With a deep breath, Riza moved forwards and opened the door.
Her eyes widened further as she took in the scene in her superiors' office. Mustang was leaning against his desk and Ed was doing… push-ups?! Mustang was watching Ed and Riza jumped as he suddenly yelled "2000!"
She watched as Ed collapsed on the floor panting. Ed glared at Mustang. "I hate you."
"It's your fault for eating all that junk food."
"…Bastard…"
Riza looked at the 2 men. "What is it Hawkeye?"
"Uh, nothing sir. Never mind." And Riza quickly left the room.
Ed and Roy looked at each other and shrugged. As Ed stood up and left he groaned as Mustang yelled after him.
"Same time tomorrow Ed!"
"Bastard!"