One Direction Infection

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"Ughhh..." Mr. L groaned as he turned off his self-built alarm clock, knocking it off the table in the process. He rubbed his eyes sleepily and got dressed. After washing up he headed down stairs for some breakfast.

Once in the kitchen, he realized that the only one at the table was Dimentio.

"Where is everyone?" Mr. L asked, making himself a cup of coffee.

"Outside." Dimentio took a bite of toast. " Apparently it's sooo nice outside they're having breakfast out there."

"And you're not?" Mr. L asked, sipping his coffee.

"I don't need flies retching on my food." Dimentio replied, putting a piece of egg on his toast with a fork.

"Oh, come on. That's the most lame excuse I've ever heard. Flies puking on your food... Be a man, Dimentio! C'mon, it'll be fun!" Mr. L encouraged, slapping Dimentio on the back.

"Oh, joy..." Dimentio said sarcastically. None the less, he grabbed his plate and orange juice and followed the Green Thunder outside.

Dimentio sat down next to Mr. L on the patio set outside.

"Look who's joined us!" Blumiere said cheerfully.

"I made him." Mr. L boasted.

"No you didn't." Dimentio began humming.

"Well, I talked you into it. Are you seriously humming What Makes You Beautiful?" Mr. L added with a smirk.

"You mean by One Direction? I love that song!" Mimi skipped over to the table. "I can't believe you like it to, Dimmy!"

"So what if I do?" Dimentio replied, drinking his orange juice. "Look, there's a fly on my toast. This is what I was talking about." He complained, swatting the fly away.

"Ha! Dimentio has One Direction Infection." Nastasia smiled, eating a piece of pancake.

"I have what?" Dimentio asked, slightly raising an eyebrow.

"One Direction Infection. It's when you're in love with One Direction." Mr. L explained. "Y'know, Josh and Tyler?"

"Oh yes, those two. You kinda look like Justin Beiber!" Dimentio sang.

"But here's an apple..." Mr. L smiled.

"Let's play scrabble!" The two chorused, then burst out laughing.

"But I'm not in love with them. I just like their songs." Dimentio coughed.

"Yeah. That would be weird. And gross." Mr. L added. Dimentio nodded in agreement.

"Who are Josh and Tyler?" Asked Timpani.

"Oh, it's these two guys who do these crazy parodies and recitings on YouTube. I'll show you a video or two of them later." Mr. L explained. Dimentio then smirked.

"What?" Mr. L asked the mischievous jester.

"Uh, so, we gotta buy a train ticket, get on the train, and walk off it." Dimentio smiled.

"What? Oh, I ain't buyin' no train ticket!" Mr. L laughed.

They both laughed for a bit.

Aaanyways, I'm done, so I'll be inside if you want me." Dimentio picked up his empty plate and headed inside.

"You suck." Mr. L called after him.

"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever." Dimentio called back, shutting the door behind him, all the while humming One Thing.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Before you people get mad at me, I know there isn't that mch regarding One direction, but this is mt first one-shot, so HAVE MERCY ON ME! :P