Disclaimer: If Naruto were to be mine, then I would send evil messages
through the shows background music, too bad it's not though.
That sounds interesting!
A/N: It is very ooc on purpose! hehe
SIDE EFFECT Chapter One: Chaos Begins!
{Somewhere in the world}
" Hm, your back. What took you so long?"
Kabuto crossed his arms over his chest and stared blankly at Orochimaru. A smile crept upon the face of Orochimaru, he gingerly reached into the pocket of his pants and pulled out a small red book.
" It was on sale, I simply could not resist. It is indeed an adequate book to study and master, it's called 'How To Be Evil...For Dummies'. Heh', it even has a well selected list of 'evil' incantations, wonderful eh?"
Orochimaru danced around the room, eventually settling in a dark corner to read his new book. Kabuto, annoyed by Orochimaru's actions stood up and walked over to him.
" I thought you were going to buy some Cookie tarts for your unyielding cravings, I even lent you the money so you would stop whining about your damned withdrawals?"
Orochimaru's face turned a sinister red and his right eye started to twitch uncontrollably. He hated it when some lower rank ninja questioned his judgment, for he was the almighty Orochimaru...how dare they!
"How dare you tell me what I can and can't do, for I am Orochimaru, I will kill you! ...Actually I won't kill you, I simply wanted my words to rhyme. Anyway, I'm still mad at you fairy boy."
Orochimaru grins madly, his eyes nothing more then crooked crescent moons.
" Skwaaaa, how dare you call me fairy boy you...you...mean person!"
A sexy smile dressed Orochimaru's lips.
"Give it up Kabuto, you have never been, and never will, be able to dish out a good comeback. Your hopeless."
Kabuto pouts silently to himself, staring up at Orochimaru, avoiding eye contact with him as much as possible. Kabuto parts his lips on the verge of saying something, hesitating before he finally speaks.
" I know...but it was not that bad." " No, Kabuto it sucked." " Really...?"
...Silence...
" Indeed."
...Noiselessness ensues...
" Are you positive?" " Indeed, indeed."
...Broken whisper...
" Damn!" " Calm down poofy tart, anger and stress will only cause wrinkles. Now take in a nice big breath and then exhale, nobody wants 'wrinkles'!"
Kabuto stares at the dark grey tiles strategically placed along the wooden floor, his bare feet cooled by its unwelcoming surface. Tears start to well up inside him, why was he always one step behind Orochimaru, it wasn't just the fact that he could not come up with a good comeback, it was more personal...actually that was a lie, it's all because of the comeback problem. Would he ever have a good comeback? Perhaps someday, in the not so near future.
{Elsewhere...actually in Konohagakure no sato.}
I was simply to lazy in the beginning to write Konohagakure no sato, thus I wrote 'elsewhere' so you would think it was elsewhere. Hey lookie I put konohagakure no sato twice, oh! oh! joy!! that's three...uhh, I'm done;) Anyway our main ~hero~ Naruto, is chowing down raman with Iruka-sensai at the Ichiraku ramen joint. '!' Wait, wait. Why does naruto get the spotlight all the time? Why is he always the ~hero~? What if someone else deserved to be the ~hero~ more then Naruto...I mean some people train their whole little lives to become the main ~hero~ and some even the main baddie. But let's not discuss the baddies, their bad. *scolds an anonymous baddie, he cowers*
Anyway I think Aburame Shino should be the ~hero~ for a little while, he's always been so creepy and strange yet we all love him, so I believe he deserves it. *Runs over and snuggles Shino* Anywhosers...
It was...no it is a very warm day in the midst of the great Sato that is of Konoha. The welcoming sound of birdies and doggies chirping and barking flow through the air, the streets of Konoha clambered with yummy Shinobi guys and various 'bouncy' kunoichi.
And then there's Shino, hey wait he's not in the human carpet of a street, he's still in his warm bed. Jeez, it is 2:00 in the afternoon, someone needs to scold him, yup yup!
" Bad Shino!"
Says the ugly zitty otaku boy in suspenders. But wait, Shino looks so damn sweet and yummy in his sleep, messy hair, the first button of his black pants undone, his hand tugging the bottom of his shirt up and, uh ohhh! nice six pack! _insert uncontrollable lusting here_ Hey we hate the ugly zitty otaku boy in suspenders now, lets throw oranges at him!
Shino is sleeping list fully, the blankets twisted around his right leg and splayed, mostly onto the floor. Nothing but the dull murmur of ba- zillions of bugglies around the room, their colorful wings brightening it with evanescent brilliance, a never slowing rainbow. A warm breeze flutters upon the window by Shino's bed, pressing a herd of tree branches lightly against the glass.
Shino awakes abruptly, blinking away the remnants of forgotten dreams. He closes his eyes once more and stretches, enjoying the last few moments of a warm bed and the sun tickling his cheek, knowing that soon he would have to brave the cold house. He hears a bug in distress and sits up looking around the bed, on his lap a small black and green butterfly is being molested by a fat nasty stink beetle. Shino idly removes the perverted stink beetle and sets him on the floor, his attention once again on the little molested butterfly.
" Hmm, he tore your wing. You poor thing, but don't fret I will take on the responsibility of your survival for now. Remember only the strong will survive this brutal and cold world, you must become strong and take revenge upon that beetle, it is your destiny."
The butterfly quivers and shakes to the soft warm sound of her master's voice, eventually making her way to perch upon his shoulder. Suddenly Shino's thoughts are interrupted by the unyielding force of evil chakra building somewhere near Konoha's outskirts. Shino looks out the window heroically.
" Evil is brewing elsewhere!"
A/N. Shino is very new at the valiant ~hero~ stuff, let's do the right thing and just not say anything that would make him feel self conscious. Yeah..just yeah end of A/N!
Suddenly Shino's bugs gather in front of a large grey wall and group together. Shino untangles himself from the covers and waltzes over to them. Now, to perform the newest jitsu that he had created, weaving his fingers together leaving all but his index fingers erected and pointing his thumbs in opposite directions he muttered under his breath.
" Ninpou Tellmewhoisevil no jitsu!"
The bugs then react and bunch together in different places eventually creating the word 'Chibi'. Shino frowns, for this will not offer him much help. He surrenders a small amount of chakra to his word-spelling bugglies, then makes his way to another room and closes the door. We can't go in there, he is changing his clothing.
...Waits...
*Swoons* For really no apparent reason besides the fact that Shino is doing something besides um, standing there. Hey don't get me wrong he still looks pretty doin' that too, hehe Bwhahahahahagaargle (had to get it out!) The door handle to the other room clicks and starts to turn, all attention that was lingering on my insanity is now (easily, might I add) returning to Shino's happenings.
The door finally opens, Shino steps out. Everything around him turns slow motion as he walks out. His raven black hair dancing to his step along with the flowing ties from his Hitai ate (headband.) The chains on his new jet black jacket clinging together causing an echo to follow, even his footsteps are well in tune to the sensual Latin music. " Music?" Without changing emotion from his previous half smirk yumminess, dew to the 'special features' of this fic, Shino peers down at his right shoulder. A quivering green and black molested butterfly has her mouth wide open, quite a large mouth at that. Shino shuts it gently...the Latin rhythm stops instantly.
" ...Interesting..." He then opens its mouth and the music flows once more.
" ...Very interesting..." But there is no time to waste, Shino heads out the door wielding a Katana specially made for killing...doom, doom, doom! CHIBI'S!! Shino continues down the road slaughtering countless innocent chibi's...or are they?
Two blood wrenching , time consuming, Chibi skewering hours later, Shino is finding himself rather exhausted. He walks to a nearby cliff crossing his arms and peering out into the unknown.
A/N Yet again don't say anything to him, he does not know that the whole ~hero~ standing on a cliff looking cool is now old news. Oh well, the only way to learn from your mistakes is to make a lot of mistakes, you become very wise and smart when you do that. Though such a statement as this would suit Kiba more then Shino. Hmm, gotta think of a philosophy of life that Shino and Kiba would fight about...*thinks hard* I got it!
Shino: Kiba, you must understand if you begin with perfection then all roads ahead will lead to perfection.
Kiba: No way bug boy, perfection lies within the cold hard depths of imperfection. Look at me for example...ha ha ha.
Akamaru: As long as I get food and sex all is perfect for me, rarf rarf!
Author: Jeez where did that come from, sorry about that, Kiba and Akamaru felt as though they did not have any screen time thus they get to chat a little. Oh damn look who's comin' now. *dies*
" I am Shikamaru in tight exposing leather pants (giggle)...anyway I feel that I should get to write my philosophy of life...here we go."
Shikamaru: As long as what I'm lookin' for is in arms length away, life is fine and subtle, but if I have a stick, the world is my oyster. ohh I love oysters (giggle), such an aphrodisiac. *Author revives and shields her eyes from the yummiful site just long enough to shoo leather clad pretty boy from out of her dark corner, in which she has a computer and Naruto memorabilia* Finally the end of the damned A/N!!!!
{Elsewhere in the world}
" Orochimaru...did you stay up all night reading that damned book? Skwaaa! Look at your eyes, there horribly blood shot and juicy!! Get some sleep..."
Kabuto sighed looking at the dark corner that Orochimaru was sitting in. When he got obsessed with something, he never slept, ate or well _insert your imaginations crudest thoughts here_! Orochimaru levitated an eyebrow, his sight never leaving the book before him. His expression, frustrated if anything suddenly crinkled.
" I can do whatever I wish to do, fruity boy. Anyway, I have almost completed this spell."
Orochimaru remained strained in the face. Kabuto's inner evil side then pushed itself through the protective fairy like exterior.
" Orochimaru you stupid dumb, how dare you call me a fruity boy!"
Kabuto, who had taken a few steps from the older male awaited any sign that Orochimaru was going to kill him. He had not intentionally wished to upset him, but he just could not bare being bitched anymore, yeah, he realized that the comeback was lame but how can he come up with something good when he's this mad.
Orochimaru traced his finger along the bottom of the page staring at its contents all the while, his expression churning into something that could be described as evil itself.
" Ahahahahaha, indeed Kabuto...indeed, hmm. I have figured out this incantation spell now, oh this spell is so damned great it's called 'the quick and easy way to become evil in just three simple steps'. It's taken me all night but I think I have got it now. SO HERE IT GOES, AND HERE I GO! PREPARE YOURSELF PRINCESS BOY!!! Ninpou Turnmeevillikemadkillerpsychomaniac no jitsu."
***POOF***
The room fills with a blue smoke, Kabuto squints his eyes trying to spot where Orochimaru went. He stumbles into various objects along the way.
" Where are you?"
Kabuto finally yells, tired of hitting objects face first. A small laughter fills the room, the clouds begin to dissipate.
" Yes, yes, YES. I feel so damned evil...huh? What's wrong with my voice? It's like my balls haven't dropped yet, jeez it's so high! Ahhhhh."
Orochimaru starts to panic and rushes madly around the room in search of a mirror. Kabuto also noticed the defined higher pitch in the snake mans tone.
" What happened to you ahhhaha? Your so little, haha you look like a vampire midget on steroids. HEY...Oh...My...God... that *gasp* that was such a superior insult to your 'princess boy'. I did it!! Oh joyous day, yeah!"
Kabuto jumped with glee clapping his hands together over and over.
" Did you hear that Orochimaru!! Those brilliant words that pounded fourth through the horizon, they came from me!"
Kabuto stared down at the new super tiny sized Orochimaru, what he had become, was a Chibi!
" No stupid Kabuto whore! I was to busy trying to calm my raging heart, I'm a new man now, I am E-V-I-L."
Chibi Orochimaru grinned madly, his lips stretching unbelievably far across his cheeks. Kabuto gasped aloud drawing his hands to his face, wet hot tears streaming down his cheeks, he fell to his knees.
" NO.....no this can't be, my life is over. It's not as if I can simply repeat those words, no they would not have the same effect, dammit!"
Orochimaru bouncing happily over to Kabuto looked down at his shaking figure.
" Hyaa, Kabuto I have turned Chibi and I feel amazing. My powers compressed along with my size, thus giving me more room for the new incoming evil powers!! Bwhahaha, I have even developed an evil laugh see, bwhahaha!"
Orochimaru jumps onto a low table and raises his hands into the air, he barely notices when a silver haired beauty walks out of the room tear streaked. Looking to the heavens Orochimaru squeaks:
" I...AM...GOD!!"
Satisfied with that said he ponders what his new evil name will be. What will he call himself? The Evil Chibi Orochimaru? No, that's to long, he decides to ask the author.
A/N: *laughs madly at the little man, then smirks* I like the name Chibimaru, The Evil Chibimaru. heh. *Pokes Chibimaru in the tummy, he squeals* end of A/N
"Yes yes, that is perfect, I am The Evil Chibimaru, oh I am so bad."
He primps himself.
"Now to get to work."
To Be continued...dum dum dum
A/N: Well that was interesting, very much so. Second chapter coming soon!
A/N: It is very ooc on purpose! hehe
SIDE EFFECT Chapter One: Chaos Begins!
{Somewhere in the world}
" Hm, your back. What took you so long?"
Kabuto crossed his arms over his chest and stared blankly at Orochimaru. A smile crept upon the face of Orochimaru, he gingerly reached into the pocket of his pants and pulled out a small red book.
" It was on sale, I simply could not resist. It is indeed an adequate book to study and master, it's called 'How To Be Evil...For Dummies'. Heh', it even has a well selected list of 'evil' incantations, wonderful eh?"
Orochimaru danced around the room, eventually settling in a dark corner to read his new book. Kabuto, annoyed by Orochimaru's actions stood up and walked over to him.
" I thought you were going to buy some Cookie tarts for your unyielding cravings, I even lent you the money so you would stop whining about your damned withdrawals?"
Orochimaru's face turned a sinister red and his right eye started to twitch uncontrollably. He hated it when some lower rank ninja questioned his judgment, for he was the almighty Orochimaru...how dare they!
"How dare you tell me what I can and can't do, for I am Orochimaru, I will kill you! ...Actually I won't kill you, I simply wanted my words to rhyme. Anyway, I'm still mad at you fairy boy."
Orochimaru grins madly, his eyes nothing more then crooked crescent moons.
" Skwaaaa, how dare you call me fairy boy you...you...mean person!"
A sexy smile dressed Orochimaru's lips.
"Give it up Kabuto, you have never been, and never will, be able to dish out a good comeback. Your hopeless."
Kabuto pouts silently to himself, staring up at Orochimaru, avoiding eye contact with him as much as possible. Kabuto parts his lips on the verge of saying something, hesitating before he finally speaks.
" I know...but it was not that bad." " No, Kabuto it sucked." " Really...?"
...Silence...
" Indeed."
...Noiselessness ensues...
" Are you positive?" " Indeed, indeed."
...Broken whisper...
" Damn!" " Calm down poofy tart, anger and stress will only cause wrinkles. Now take in a nice big breath and then exhale, nobody wants 'wrinkles'!"
Kabuto stares at the dark grey tiles strategically placed along the wooden floor, his bare feet cooled by its unwelcoming surface. Tears start to well up inside him, why was he always one step behind Orochimaru, it wasn't just the fact that he could not come up with a good comeback, it was more personal...actually that was a lie, it's all because of the comeback problem. Would he ever have a good comeback? Perhaps someday, in the not so near future.
{Elsewhere...actually in Konohagakure no sato.}
I was simply to lazy in the beginning to write Konohagakure no sato, thus I wrote 'elsewhere' so you would think it was elsewhere. Hey lookie I put konohagakure no sato twice, oh! oh! joy!! that's three...uhh, I'm done;) Anyway our main ~hero~ Naruto, is chowing down raman with Iruka-sensai at the Ichiraku ramen joint. '!' Wait, wait. Why does naruto get the spotlight all the time? Why is he always the ~hero~? What if someone else deserved to be the ~hero~ more then Naruto...I mean some people train their whole little lives to become the main ~hero~ and some even the main baddie. But let's not discuss the baddies, their bad. *scolds an anonymous baddie, he cowers*
Anyway I think Aburame Shino should be the ~hero~ for a little while, he's always been so creepy and strange yet we all love him, so I believe he deserves it. *Runs over and snuggles Shino* Anywhosers...
It was...no it is a very warm day in the midst of the great Sato that is of Konoha. The welcoming sound of birdies and doggies chirping and barking flow through the air, the streets of Konoha clambered with yummy Shinobi guys and various 'bouncy' kunoichi.
And then there's Shino, hey wait he's not in the human carpet of a street, he's still in his warm bed. Jeez, it is 2:00 in the afternoon, someone needs to scold him, yup yup!
" Bad Shino!"
Says the ugly zitty otaku boy in suspenders. But wait, Shino looks so damn sweet and yummy in his sleep, messy hair, the first button of his black pants undone, his hand tugging the bottom of his shirt up and, uh ohhh! nice six pack! _insert uncontrollable lusting here_ Hey we hate the ugly zitty otaku boy in suspenders now, lets throw oranges at him!
Shino is sleeping list fully, the blankets twisted around his right leg and splayed, mostly onto the floor. Nothing but the dull murmur of ba- zillions of bugglies around the room, their colorful wings brightening it with evanescent brilliance, a never slowing rainbow. A warm breeze flutters upon the window by Shino's bed, pressing a herd of tree branches lightly against the glass.
Shino awakes abruptly, blinking away the remnants of forgotten dreams. He closes his eyes once more and stretches, enjoying the last few moments of a warm bed and the sun tickling his cheek, knowing that soon he would have to brave the cold house. He hears a bug in distress and sits up looking around the bed, on his lap a small black and green butterfly is being molested by a fat nasty stink beetle. Shino idly removes the perverted stink beetle and sets him on the floor, his attention once again on the little molested butterfly.
" Hmm, he tore your wing. You poor thing, but don't fret I will take on the responsibility of your survival for now. Remember only the strong will survive this brutal and cold world, you must become strong and take revenge upon that beetle, it is your destiny."
The butterfly quivers and shakes to the soft warm sound of her master's voice, eventually making her way to perch upon his shoulder. Suddenly Shino's thoughts are interrupted by the unyielding force of evil chakra building somewhere near Konoha's outskirts. Shino looks out the window heroically.
" Evil is brewing elsewhere!"
A/N. Shino is very new at the valiant ~hero~ stuff, let's do the right thing and just not say anything that would make him feel self conscious. Yeah..just yeah end of A/N!
Suddenly Shino's bugs gather in front of a large grey wall and group together. Shino untangles himself from the covers and waltzes over to them. Now, to perform the newest jitsu that he had created, weaving his fingers together leaving all but his index fingers erected and pointing his thumbs in opposite directions he muttered under his breath.
" Ninpou Tellmewhoisevil no jitsu!"
The bugs then react and bunch together in different places eventually creating the word 'Chibi'. Shino frowns, for this will not offer him much help. He surrenders a small amount of chakra to his word-spelling bugglies, then makes his way to another room and closes the door. We can't go in there, he is changing his clothing.
...Waits...
*Swoons* For really no apparent reason besides the fact that Shino is doing something besides um, standing there. Hey don't get me wrong he still looks pretty doin' that too, hehe Bwhahahahahagaargle (had to get it out!) The door handle to the other room clicks and starts to turn, all attention that was lingering on my insanity is now (easily, might I add) returning to Shino's happenings.
The door finally opens, Shino steps out. Everything around him turns slow motion as he walks out. His raven black hair dancing to his step along with the flowing ties from his Hitai ate (headband.) The chains on his new jet black jacket clinging together causing an echo to follow, even his footsteps are well in tune to the sensual Latin music. " Music?" Without changing emotion from his previous half smirk yumminess, dew to the 'special features' of this fic, Shino peers down at his right shoulder. A quivering green and black molested butterfly has her mouth wide open, quite a large mouth at that. Shino shuts it gently...the Latin rhythm stops instantly.
" ...Interesting..." He then opens its mouth and the music flows once more.
" ...Very interesting..." But there is no time to waste, Shino heads out the door wielding a Katana specially made for killing...doom, doom, doom! CHIBI'S!! Shino continues down the road slaughtering countless innocent chibi's...or are they?
Two blood wrenching , time consuming, Chibi skewering hours later, Shino is finding himself rather exhausted. He walks to a nearby cliff crossing his arms and peering out into the unknown.
A/N Yet again don't say anything to him, he does not know that the whole ~hero~ standing on a cliff looking cool is now old news. Oh well, the only way to learn from your mistakes is to make a lot of mistakes, you become very wise and smart when you do that. Though such a statement as this would suit Kiba more then Shino. Hmm, gotta think of a philosophy of life that Shino and Kiba would fight about...*thinks hard* I got it!
Shino: Kiba, you must understand if you begin with perfection then all roads ahead will lead to perfection.
Kiba: No way bug boy, perfection lies within the cold hard depths of imperfection. Look at me for example...ha ha ha.
Akamaru: As long as I get food and sex all is perfect for me, rarf rarf!
Author: Jeez where did that come from, sorry about that, Kiba and Akamaru felt as though they did not have any screen time thus they get to chat a little. Oh damn look who's comin' now. *dies*
" I am Shikamaru in tight exposing leather pants (giggle)...anyway I feel that I should get to write my philosophy of life...here we go."
Shikamaru: As long as what I'm lookin' for is in arms length away, life is fine and subtle, but if I have a stick, the world is my oyster. ohh I love oysters (giggle), such an aphrodisiac. *Author revives and shields her eyes from the yummiful site just long enough to shoo leather clad pretty boy from out of her dark corner, in which she has a computer and Naruto memorabilia* Finally the end of the damned A/N!!!!
{Elsewhere in the world}
" Orochimaru...did you stay up all night reading that damned book? Skwaaa! Look at your eyes, there horribly blood shot and juicy!! Get some sleep..."
Kabuto sighed looking at the dark corner that Orochimaru was sitting in. When he got obsessed with something, he never slept, ate or well _insert your imaginations crudest thoughts here_! Orochimaru levitated an eyebrow, his sight never leaving the book before him. His expression, frustrated if anything suddenly crinkled.
" I can do whatever I wish to do, fruity boy. Anyway, I have almost completed this spell."
Orochimaru remained strained in the face. Kabuto's inner evil side then pushed itself through the protective fairy like exterior.
" Orochimaru you stupid dumb, how dare you call me a fruity boy!"
Kabuto, who had taken a few steps from the older male awaited any sign that Orochimaru was going to kill him. He had not intentionally wished to upset him, but he just could not bare being bitched anymore, yeah, he realized that the comeback was lame but how can he come up with something good when he's this mad.
Orochimaru traced his finger along the bottom of the page staring at its contents all the while, his expression churning into something that could be described as evil itself.
" Ahahahahaha, indeed Kabuto...indeed, hmm. I have figured out this incantation spell now, oh this spell is so damned great it's called 'the quick and easy way to become evil in just three simple steps'. It's taken me all night but I think I have got it now. SO HERE IT GOES, AND HERE I GO! PREPARE YOURSELF PRINCESS BOY!!! Ninpou Turnmeevillikemadkillerpsychomaniac no jitsu."
***POOF***
The room fills with a blue smoke, Kabuto squints his eyes trying to spot where Orochimaru went. He stumbles into various objects along the way.
" Where are you?"
Kabuto finally yells, tired of hitting objects face first. A small laughter fills the room, the clouds begin to dissipate.
" Yes, yes, YES. I feel so damned evil...huh? What's wrong with my voice? It's like my balls haven't dropped yet, jeez it's so high! Ahhhhh."
Orochimaru starts to panic and rushes madly around the room in search of a mirror. Kabuto also noticed the defined higher pitch in the snake mans tone.
" What happened to you ahhhaha? Your so little, haha you look like a vampire midget on steroids. HEY...Oh...My...God... that *gasp* that was such a superior insult to your 'princess boy'. I did it!! Oh joyous day, yeah!"
Kabuto jumped with glee clapping his hands together over and over.
" Did you hear that Orochimaru!! Those brilliant words that pounded fourth through the horizon, they came from me!"
Kabuto stared down at the new super tiny sized Orochimaru, what he had become, was a Chibi!
" No stupid Kabuto whore! I was to busy trying to calm my raging heart, I'm a new man now, I am E-V-I-L."
Chibi Orochimaru grinned madly, his lips stretching unbelievably far across his cheeks. Kabuto gasped aloud drawing his hands to his face, wet hot tears streaming down his cheeks, he fell to his knees.
" NO.....no this can't be, my life is over. It's not as if I can simply repeat those words, no they would not have the same effect, dammit!"
Orochimaru bouncing happily over to Kabuto looked down at his shaking figure.
" Hyaa, Kabuto I have turned Chibi and I feel amazing. My powers compressed along with my size, thus giving me more room for the new incoming evil powers!! Bwhahaha, I have even developed an evil laugh see, bwhahaha!"
Orochimaru jumps onto a low table and raises his hands into the air, he barely notices when a silver haired beauty walks out of the room tear streaked. Looking to the heavens Orochimaru squeaks:
" I...AM...GOD!!"
Satisfied with that said he ponders what his new evil name will be. What will he call himself? The Evil Chibi Orochimaru? No, that's to long, he decides to ask the author.
A/N: *laughs madly at the little man, then smirks* I like the name Chibimaru, The Evil Chibimaru. heh. *Pokes Chibimaru in the tummy, he squeals* end of A/N
"Yes yes, that is perfect, I am The Evil Chibimaru, oh I am so bad."
He primps himself.
"Now to get to work."
To Be continued...dum dum dum
A/N: Well that was interesting, very much so. Second chapter coming soon!