Disclaimer: I again own only my own insaneness. (And I am still aware that insaneness is not a word.)
A/N: Yeah if anyone actually read my first story you can probably tell that I write lots of this kind of thing. And I like to imagine that the characters are my friends and that they would actually hang out with me after I finish reading the book. Just play along OK?
Insane dialogs after the OotP was released
*I finish the book. (In under 5 hours)*
Harry: Oh woe is I!
Me: If you are going to whine then you can whine in the time out corner.
Malfoy: HA! HA!
Me: You too Malfoy!
Malfoy: evil b*tch!
Me: Well you don't get brownies then. * I give brownies to everyone else *
Sirius: I DIE!?!
George: Apparently.
Fred: …And we just leave the school?
Ginny: …um… yeah.
Fred and George: COOL!
Ron: and I'm a prefect?
Hermione: That was a surprise.
Ron: What you didn't think I would get prefect?
Ginny: Did you even think you would get it?
Ron: …well… no.
Sirius: I DIE!?!
Percy: So I'm just an evil git?
Everyone else: YES!!!
Ron: Can anyone remember a time when you weren't?
Everyone else: No!
Percy: I'm insulted! I would expect more respect of your elders. You are a prefect.
Ron: Do you think I respect Snape?
Sirius: I DIE!?!
Cho: And I kiss Harry!! * Swoons *
Me: Somewhere else! Please!
Luna: I'll help! * Pushes Cho out the door. *
Everyone else: Thank You!
Luna: Glad to do it!
Sirius: I DIE!?!
Everyone else: Yes you die! Get over it!
Sirius: Oh Ok.
A/N: review or whatever