Title: What if Tsuna was a girl?
Rating: T
Genre: Family, Romance, Fluff, and Adventure
Summary: Basically what the story would be like if Tsuna was a female. I adopted it from Largofan~
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn
"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
'Flashbacks'
Beta'ed by I am Athena daughter of Zeus.
Announcement: Well, I decided to adopt this story since I really liked it~I will re-write some parts while others will be left the same, I don't want to change much.
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"Geez, Dame-Sawada, how could you make us lose the game? Now we have clean up duty," a girl with black hair said while putting one of her hands on her hip.
"Hana, don't call Tsuna-chan that. Don't worry about it Tsuna-chan," a girl with light-brown said, giving the girl been talking about, a smile.
"E-eh, t-th-thank y-you, Kyoko-chan." The brunette, Tsunahime, or Tsuna, said; she was use to being scolded by now, and was just surprised that Kyoko and Kurokawa even stayed to help her clean. The three were the only ones cleaning up since the other girls on their team thought Tsuna should have done it herself since she was the one that made them lose. However, the girls who didn't leave, made it harder for the three who were actually working, by knocking over the ball racks.
Tsuna just sighed when they did that, knowing it was better not to fight back, especially when the teacher made those girls finished cleaning up when she saw that while letting Tsuna, Kyoko, and Kurokawa go.
After they changed back into their uniforms, Tsuna watched as Kyoko and Kurokawa started to walk home together with Mochida-senpai when he approached them. Tsuna bit her lip when she saw Kyoko blushed and react to Mochida-senpai's flirting, she knew that Mochida-senpai was dating at least two other girls because he lived close to her. She didn't know if she should to tell Kyoko-chan, or avoid having Mochida get mad and stuff her locker full of condoms again while writing 'Come here for a good time' on it again, like he did when she had, by accident, revealed to one of the girls he had dated at the time, of him cheating on her.
Tsuna shook her head and decided to just go home, avoiding the issue entirely, walking home alone like she always did.
She changed into a t-shirt and sweatpants, once she got home and pulled out her new Yaoi manga, Bucking Stallion, and started reading with an Edgar Allen Poe book open covering it, so her mom wouldn't know.
"Tsunahime!" Nana, Tsuna's mom, said as she opened the door to her daughter's room and walked in, not bothering to knock.
"Hiiee! Don't barge into my room!" Tsunahime shouted, quickly hiding her Yaoi. Nana ignored her daughter's protest.
"I got another call from school today. Apparently you skipped half way through again? Young lady, what are you planning on doing with your future? I don't care if you don't go to a good high school or college, you can be a housewife like me, but still..." Nana trailed off, pleased to see that her daughter was reading something of educational value. "'Its just you can either live your entire life like this-alone," Nana says, gesturing to her daughter been in her room, reading, alone. "Or you can live it happily, thinking 'It's great to be alive!' like I do!" Nana says, twittering out the last part.
"Could you never repeat that? Especially if other people are around; its embarrassing mom," Tsuna dead-panned.
Nana pouted at the comment, and then smirked slightly, when she remembered the flyer she had gotten that morning in the mailbox.
"Oh well, Tsu-chan, there's a home tutor coming today, just for you," Nana said in a sing-song voice.
"Eh! A home tutor?" Tsuna asked, wondering how her mother could afford that.
"Yep, there was a flyer today in the mailbox. It says grade and subject doesn't matter, they'll train you to be the leader of the next generation. Isn't that great?" Nana asked.
"Mom, this totally has to be a scam!" Tsuna replied, wondering just how dense her mother could be.
"Ciaossu," a voice said, startling the two Sawada women. Tsuna looked down, where the voice had come from only to see a baby boy in a suit and fedora. There was a chameleon on top of the fedora and he had a big, yellow pacifier hanging from his neck.
Tsuna looked at the boy and knelt at his level. "You're so kawaii! What's your name? Are you lost, sweetheart? Where are your parents? It's not nice to just walk into someone else's house," Tsuna said and he looked at her while thinking of the ways he would train her later.
"Hm? I'm Reborn, your new home tutor," he said and while both women looked at him in disbelief.
"What?!" they shouted in unison.
"Now Reborn-chan, you shouldn't go around saying stuff like that. Where are your parents?" Tsuna asked.
"This isn't a joke. Ma'am, if you'll excuse us, I must get started teaching my student," Reborn said. Nana slowly nodded, walking out while wondering if Tsuna would be alright, but it was free, so oh well.
Tsuna shook her head, there was no way this baby was her home tutor, but his parents obviously weren't taking proper care of him, so she would play along for a while. Reborn hopped out of her arms and sat himself on the pillow she had laid down on. 'Tsuna shot him a suspicious look as she hesitantly sat down in front of him.
"I was lying to you before, my real line of work is assassination, and my job is to turn you into a Mafia boss," Reborn said as he brought out a rifle from his briefcase.
Tsuna looked at him in shock.
"A mafia boss?" she asked, frowning while wondering just what Reborn's parents taught him, leading to him having such adult manners, and the illusion that he was an assassin.
"A certain man hired me to make you an astounding mafia I have a lot of respect for him and is close to his family, I agreed to do it." Reborn replied.
"Honey, that's a real nice toy you have there and everything, but..." Tsuna trailed off, not believing a word of it, before the gun was put in her face, a small grin on Reborn's face.
"I don't like getting rough with women, but should I shoot you once to prove it's real?" Reborn asks.
"Wha... Hey!" Tsuna shouted indignantly, and got a little worried that the baby wasn't lying; he really was an assassin here to train her. The gun seemed less like a toy and like the real thing, especially now that she's seen it so close to her face.
"But not now," Reborn said as his stomach made grumbling sounds, loud enough for Tsuna to hear.
"Yeah, not now, put it away and we'll go eat, do you like the idea?" Tsuna asked while Reborn nodded.
"I suppose, you still don't believe me, do you? The contract states I'll be living here until your grades go up, so I'll have plenty of time to convince you," Reborn said.
Tsuna shook her head, wondering how she could get in contact with Reborn's parents.
*The next day*
Reborn was escorting Tsuna to school, and on the way they ran into Kyoko.
"Good morning, Tsuna-chan!" Kyoko greeted her happily.
"G-good morning, Kyoko-chan," Tsuna said, then looked at Reborn, which made Kyoko also looked at him.
"Kyaaa! So cute! Why are you wearing a suit?" Kyoko asked.
"Because I'm in the mafia. I'm Reborn, Tsuna's tu-" Reborn said, but Tsuna covered his mouth before he finished what he was saying.
"H-he's my younger cousin. He's been watching way too many gangster movies latelyand he's staying with my mom and me while his parents work overseas," Tsuna quickly lied as Reborn moved her hand, frowning.
Kyoko giggled.
"That's cool, good luck with that Reborn-chan. I'll see you at school Tsuna-chan, you probably have to take him to nursery school," Kyoko said while Tsuna nodded, watching her walk away, before sighing in relief since Kyoko had bought what she had said.
Tsuna knew she was a horrible liar and the mere thought that Kyoko had believed her, made her shook her head.
"Look, I'm not saying I believe you, but don't go telling everyone that you're in the mafia and that you're my tutor! It's not normal!" Tsuna scolded Reborn who shrugged without care.
"There's something you're not telling her," Reborn said intuitively, changing the subject abruptly.
"Eh! How'd you know? But I can't tell her or Mochida-senpai will stuff my locker full of condoms again," Tsuna said while Reborn frowned.
"Pathetic, I guess it's finally time. Die," Reborn said while pulling out a gun, and shot Tsuna right in the head who didn't have time to react.
'I'm dying? If I had known Reborn-chan was going to kill me, I would have told Kyoko-chan not to go out with Mochida-senpai tonight because he's already seeing 2 other girls. With my dying will, not even Mochida-senpai is scary,' Tsuna thought as she fall to the ground with a loud 'thump.'
"Ah! What was that!" a woman shouted as Tsuna's body started to glowed around the middle, then spreading to every part of her body.
"Reborn! I will tell Kyoko that Mochida is a dog with my dying will!" Tsuna shouted, bursting out of her skin and uniform, she was only in her tank top, and boy shorts since she didn't really need a bra yet. Her hair snapping out of its ponytail and fluffing out, making her look masculine.
Tsuna took off running, crashing right into some poor old man who was delivering ramen on a scooter, sending Tsuna over the edge of a cliff. The ramen went flying while the old man freaked out over hitting someone.
Tsuna slide down the cliff and then bounces off a building, knocking Mochida into a wall while standing right in front of Kyoko.
"Kyoko-chan! I found you! Don't go out with Mochida! He's a dog who is already dating two other girls!" Tsuna shouted, looking scary.
"Kyaa!" Kyoko screamed and ran away. Mochida stood up, then punched Tsuna in the chin with an uppercut.
"You bastard! Shut your fucking trap! You pervert!" Mochida shouted, before running after Kyoko. Tsuna reverted back to normal and the flame on her head disappeared.
"Oh no! Mochida-senpai is going to kill me!" She freaked out as Reborn appeared with a spare uniform and hair tie since it wouldn't be right for a girl to be walking around in her underwear.
"The dying will bullet lasts 5 minutes, after that, you revert back to normal," he explained as Tsuna sneezed out the bullet.
"Eh! So I really was shot in the head?" she asked while putting the uniform on.
"Of course, I'm an assassin after all, the dying will bullet lets the one who's shot with fulfill any regret they have when dying, by being reborn. If they don't have a regret they will die," Reborn explained. Tsuna shook her head while quickly going into the school. Thankfully, no one seemed to realized it was her.
"Did you hear, Dame-Sawada? Some pervert told Kyoko that Mochida-senpai was a dog and was dating two other girls, in his underwear. Pff, I always thought Mochida-senpai was a jerk, but that's just low," Hana said.
Tsuna nodded, glad no one knew it was her.
"Yeah, I think I scared the poor guy though. He just wanted to tell me about Mochida-senpai, and he looked really determined, but I just screamed and ran away," Kyoko said while she looked at the floor in sadness.
"D-Don't worry Kyoko-chan, maybe you'll see him again and can apologize," Tsuna said nervously, praying Kyoko never does. Kyoko smiled while nodding at the reassuring words before class started.
*Time Skip*
"Okay, Reborn-chan. I'm starting to believe you, so explain," Tsuna said when she got home. She looked at Reborn suspiciously while he nodded with a smirk.
"I was assigned by the 9th generation boss of the Vongola family to come to Japan and train you to succeed him, and become the 10th generation boss, because he's getting old. You where the 4th choice. The 1st, Enrico, was shot in a feud, the 2nd, Matsumo, had his feet clad in cement sneakers and took a walk into a river, and the 3rd and favorite, Federico, was kidnapped and we only got the bones back, we had to identify him by his dental records," Reborn said as Tsuna covered her eyes when he showed her the pictures.
"I don't need to see pictures! But why me? And why are you a baby?" she exclaimed while Reborn out the pictures away and started to change into his pajamas.
"The first Vongola retired early and came here to Japan, where he had children with a local woman, he was your great, great, great-grandfather on your father's side. This makes you a Vongola by blood, and the last legitimate heir to the title of 10th generation boss," Reborn said, showing Tsuna a quickly made family tree of the Vongola.
"But I'm not cut out to be a mafia boss," Tsuna moaned, depressed. She flopped down on her bed with a sigh.
"That's why I'm here, I'll make you into a fine mafia donna," Reborn said and Tsuna shook her head as Reborn hopped on her bed.
"You still haven't told me why you're a baby," Tsuna reminded him while looking at him.
"Oh yeah, wake me up while I'm sleeping and I'll kill you," he said, completely ignoring the question, before disappearing under Tsuna's bed. Tsuna peaked under and saw he had what looked like a miniature five-star hotel room.
'When did he do that?' she thought, noticing the traps.
"Reborn-chan, don't set traps in the house!"
*The next day*
The next day, when Tsuna got to the school, everyone were snickering at her when she got to her classroom.
"Why didn't you say you where the pervert, Dame-Sawada?" one guy asked after Tsuna walked in.
"Probably because she was mistaken for a guy!" another answered and the class roared with laughter while Tsuna went red, turning to leave, but found out she was trap by four guys from the kendo club.
"Uh, uh, Dame-Sawada, Mochida-taicho is waiting for you in the dojo to reclaim his honor, you can't go home. He swore yesterday that he wouldn't rest until he got it back, no matter who or what you are," one of them said before they pick Tsuna up as she squeaked, thankfully she always wore shorts under her skirt.
"There you are you damn freak! How dare you ruin my reputation and chances with Sasagawa! I'll never forgive a piece of shit like you," Mochida growled at Tsuna as the room started to fill up. Tsuna freak out while starting to back away.
"Heh, don't worry, I'm a nice guy, since you're a novice, if you manage to even get an ippon off me, I won't beat the shit out of you, if you don't, you die," He said while smirking, he looked like he was thinking when he said that.
Tsuna made a run for it, heading straight for the bathroom, so she could escape. What she wasn't counting on was Reborn tying her so that she was dangling upside down.
"Eh! Reborn-chan! Let me down!" Tsuna shouted as all the blood started rushing to her head, she was starting to feel dizzy.
Reborn smirked slightly, but he let her down.
"I'm here making sure you will act like a mafia boss, so don't think you're going to go running home. You and I have a relationship after all, that of a hitman and a target." Reborn said before shooting Tsuna in the forehead again.
'If I had the will of the dying, I could have gotten out of getting a beating,' she thought as she fell backwards.
Tsuna once again ripped through her clothing and was now in her underwear.
"Reborn! I will get a Ippon with my dying will!" she roared while running back to the dojo.
"Ready to battle!" she shouted while running inside.
"What!"
"No way, what a perv!"
"Haha, she really doesn't have any curves!" some from the crowd muttered, but Tsuna took the weighted sword and throw it at the poor person who said the last comment, knocking him out, before turning to Mochida.
"Hah! Only a moron would run in in their underwear, and no wonder I mistook you for a boy! You have no boobs," Mochida said while laughing.
Tsuna growled at the comment. "Kill Mochida if I were to die!" she shouted, charging and when Mochida got to hit her in the head, she forced it back until it smashed into his head and it broke. Tsuna then starting to slap and pull Mochida's hair out by the root until he was bald and his face was swollen. Since the ref had waved the red flag, not been able to stand the horrible sight, Tsuna had won, but it took three guys to drag her off Mochida as she started to cool down from her Dying will, but she managed to land one last blow with her foot, through the armor, and to his groin.
Poor Mochida screamed like a three-year old girl, making most of the girls snickered while most of the guys put a hand on their groins in a protective manner while wincing. However, everyone cheered for Tsuna, and Kyoko let her borrow a spare uniform not wanting her friend to walk around in her underwear any longer. When Tsuna got home, she went to thank Reborn for what he did, but he was sleeping. However, to her misfortune she ended up triggering a trap that blasted her room.
"Itai, I'll never make it in the mafia," she whined from the rubble.
*Later that night*
Reborn smirked at the cowering Mochida in front of him, a bullet hole right next to the 'older' boys head.
"I suggest you don't do anything that might damage the reputation of Sawada Tsunahime, or I'll have to kill you in the name of the Vongola famiglia, Understood?" Reborn said while glaring coldly at him while pointing his gun at him again.
Mochida quickly nodded his head, but Reborn frowned when he smelled urine, he realized that the other male had pee himself in fear.
'Hm, such a weakling..'