Sumpin new fo you.
Just a bunch of HORRIBLY GONE WRONG rap battles.
After this first one, all of you can put in your 2 characters and a rap battle will explode… it can be ANY of the characters, so, enjoy! :D
Battle 1:
LLOYD AND KAI…
Kai: I am done with you lloyd. It's time to know the truth.
Lloyd: hit me with it.
(music starts playing)
Lloyd: what the-?
Kai: deal with it.
Hey, you, yeah, you tender little flower!
We all know you need yo daddy and your precious power.
You know you weak.
We all are your crutch.
And it's time you know that I don'tlike you very much.
Lloyd: srsly? You CANNOT rhyme. It's about TIME you knew… heh.
Kai: …
Lloyd:
Sure, I need my friends, I got someone to rely on.
I need help sometimes and don't get me wrong, I at least know how to add words to a song.
Hey bruh, you know, in season six,
Your awful poem made me want to give you a kick.
IN THE BALLS!
Kai: O.O
Lloyd: bruh.
Kai: uuuuhhh, well
You are super short and your inner self is weak.
Hey, gimme a second, why does your voice come out in a childish squeak?!
Lloyd: WHAT?! IT'S NOT ME! TAKE IT UP WITH JILLIAN!
Kai: suuuuure.
Lloyd: THAT IS IT.
You stupid little moron.
Makin fun's a little racy.
It can't just be me, but you always are a little spacey.
Bro.
Why do you spend your paycheck on all that hair-gel?
Oh my gosh your hair is like a demon from hell!
Look at it! It's like a pin-cushion!
Kai: wha da he-
Nya: BOYS!
Wu: both yo hairs suck
Kai and Lloyd: WHAT? That is not for you to decide.
Lloyd: heck, you probably don't even have hair.
Wu: or so you think.
(He removes his straw hat to reveal long, flowy blond hair)
Kai and Lloyd: O.O
Wu: I use Maybelline.
Lloyd: *sputter* but I use that AND a gazillion other hair treatments?! What do you use?!
Wu: with age comes wisdom.
Kai: but I ain't done yet.
Lloyd: oh my-
Kai: I should have been the green ninja!
Something, something… inja?
Lloyd: (facepalms)
It'll get better, but it's late, so my poetry skills are not at their peak… :P