Hello again . Evil-Neji is now bringing you a semi-short crackfic written by her and Insane-Fluff, okz? Good!
Warnings: Language and OOCness. so sue us
Disclaimer: no, thought it is tragic, we do not own naruto.
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A loud cackling rummbled through a misty room. " Feel Good..." " CITY'S BREAKIN' DOWN ON A CAMELS BACK!...THEY JUST HAVE TO GO CUZ' THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN...NOW ALL YAH FEEL THE STREETS ARE APPEALIN' TO SEE--"
" LORD OROCHIMARU!!!"
" God Damnit, Kabuto! I was in the middle of my karaoke compitition with myself!"
" But sir, your machiney-thingy is charged."
" My de-oldie-fyer is done!? Yes! Now I can make all those HOODLUMS little boy-toys! :D"
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" YAAAWWWNNN" Came a tired groan from a tiny lump of blankets.
" HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT LIVES!!!!!!!" Came a voice from across the room, the blanket gave an annoyed sound and stood up.
" What the hell Hidan?"
" Oh, Itachi. Why the fuck were you asleep on the couch!?"
" Because I felt like it!"
" Oh yeah we--"
" SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!" an enraged voice roared as Kakuzu stomped down the hall, stopping to stare at the two, before abruptly turning away muttering " that's it, no more white wine spritzers before bed for me" ( A/N if you don't recognize that quote it's from the yugioh movie shot)
" What's wrong with-" Hidan paused. " HOLY MUTHA FUKIN SHIZZLE!"
"..."
" ... D:"
" ..."
" I'M A BRAT!!!"
" I don't have my mangekyou sharingan..."
" MY SCYTHE IS BIGGER THAN ME!"
" ... I'm not Blind!!!" ( silently cheering)
All of the sudden they heard a loud shriek, " WHAT"S HAPPENING, UN!?!?!" Deidara screamed as he ran into the room, his hair was shoulder-length and loose, Sasori followed.
" I'm human again... someone will PAY!"
Oh how unfortunate for such happy little characters.
" WE'RE LIEK... 10 YEARS OLD!!!" Kisame appeared, Konan ran by, crying,
" I have to grow boobs again D: "
All ot the children-ized nin-ies crowded around each other. The only one missing...
" Hey, where's Pein?"
" I dunno..."
Alluv the sudden a dark haired kid with his eyes covered walked by. " HEY!" Hidan yelled, " Who the hell are you!?"
The kid stopped and turned around
" P-Pein?!" Deidara blinked, crossing his eyes
" ... Shut up." Pein replied, embarassment in his voice
" BROTHER! Somethings happened to us!" Konan whined ( A/N: Yes, both me and Fluffie believe that Nagato and Konan are siblings, they really do look alike!)
" Wait, Brother!?" Zetsu yelled in disbelief, looking from Konan to Pein " How do we know you're really Leader-Sama?"
" ..." Pein lifted his bangs to reveal his rinnengan.
" Oh..."
" yeah, oh."
" When did you dye your hair orange then?
" Shut up Kisame."
" D! UR A MEANIEFACE!!" The sharkie child complained
" HEY!" Zetsu said suddenly.
" Nani?"
" Where's Tobi?"
There was silence, except for the TV: " Yuuuuu-gi-oh ee-ooo-eee-oooo-ee-oh!!!" "nice try Pharaoh, but I have Slifer the Sky Dragon!" " Let them go, Marik!" " Why? they are but puppets under my control, NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!" " You'll never defeat me Marik, for I believe in the heart of the cards!!!" " Yugi, Look out man!" " Yugi!" " OMG Joey, Tea!!" " Don't worr Yugi, We're together now and our friendship is more powerful than any duel monster!" " you;re right Tea!" " Yay"
At this point, everyone was watching the TV, along with a black haired boy, who was giggling demonically
" ... Who is that?" Sasori whispered to Deidara
" Ah dunno, how should I know, un?"
" Well, you just so happen to be a pimp."
" ... I'm 11!!!"
" Shut up Kisame, un!"
" Fine, why don't you go ask him then?"
" Fine! Oi, Freak with the orange goggles! un, Who're you?" (A/N: we also support obitobi) Deidara asked, the child stopped laughing and turned his head.
" But Sempai, surely you recognize me?"
" TOBI, UN!?!"
" Thaats right!"
" cough O-kay then... Itachi-kun, help, I can't reach the cupboard1" Kisame called as he went into the kitchen to make popcorn.
" coming.." Itachi mumbled
" soooo, " Konan began," What the hell happened to us?"
" And you expect us to know?"
" NO, Hidan, no one expects you to know anything."
"... I hate females..."
" now,now, don't say that, you'll hurt Deidara's feelings."
" SHUT UP KONAN, UN! MY VOICE JUST HASN'T BROKEN YET!!!"
" You keep telling yourself that."
" Girls are mean, un!" Deidara whined. Suddenly Itachi ran into the room carrying bowls of popcorn
" POPCORN!!!" Squealed Zetsu as he enhaled his bowl. Sasori stared at his popcorn in contemplation before poking Deidara.
" Nani, un?"
" What am I supposed to do with this?"
" Eat it, un."
"..."
"..."
"..."
" you're shitting me!?"
" What?"
" you don't remember how to eat, un?!"
" shut up Deidara."
" :D NO!!!"
"... you worry me.."
" D: "
" ... nevermind." Sasori mumbled as he grasped the concept of eating and shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
" Okay, I have officially gone insane." Kakuzu observed as he once again entered the room. And he WASN"'T 10!!!
" WTF? Why aren't you a brat!?" Hidan yelled.
" But I am."
" Oh really? How old are you then?"
" 200..."
"..."
" ..Shut up Hidan."
" y-you know what, just screw it, you were like 450 before ..."
" Mhmmm..."
" FREEDOM!!!" A scream came as a blur of orangey-blonde tore past the chibi akatsuki before snatching Pein's popcorn
" FOOOOOOD!!!"
" Who the HELL are you, un?!"
" Wait... brother, isn't that.."
" Oh god..." Pein mumbled as the orange head stopped to look at him.
" Hey Nagato!"
" Hi Yahiko..."
" Yahiko-Kun!" Konan Squealed as she hugged her friend
" Konan? wow... hey, wait, where am I?" Yahiko stopped suddenly to stare at the rest of Akatsuki
" What. The. Fuck." Hidan said slowly
" Hey! He looks just like Pein did!" Kisame yelled
" How did he get in the base?"
" A-HEM!" Pein/Nagato interrupted " This is Yahiko, the third member of my and Konan's squad. He died coughIkilledhimcough a while age so I possesed his body and I guess that's why he's back to life..."
" Ooookaaay..."
" Hey guys?" Kakuzu interrupted " can we stop being childish for a moment and focus on why we're like this?"
" Oh that's simple." Sasori replied " What gay pedophile would resort to turning us into children for unknown means?"
" OROCHIMARU?!!!!!" everyone chorused
" Precisely."
" Meaning..." Itachi began as he grasped the situation." That he's probably on his way here right now to do unspeakable things to us..."
" Oh my fucking Jashin I don't wanna be raped!!!" Hidan half-sobbed
" I'm a girl, so I don't have to worry!"
" What about Kabuto, Konan?"
" O.o"
" Tobi Knows! Let's go hide in Konoha!"
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End chappie uno!
Yeah, I know it's mostly diologue and it's confusingm but hey, it was written by two sugar hight teens in the early hours of morning, give us a break.
kudos to those of you who read it all!
Reviews would be loved! Flames will be doused.