Okay, okay. I know that this isn't my best song parody, but this is the best thing I came up with while this idea was still fresh in my mind. So I hope for you to enjoy and while you're at it, look over my other song parodies—that is my only request.
Just a little sidebar, trios and un are French for three and one.
trios is three
un is one
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Four, trois, two, un!
Marluxia
Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it
The gist of this song is in-diff-rent
Zexion
Zexalicious definition: drop-dead gorgeous emo
They jealous of me, so they get their vocab from my book
If you can see me, don't get near me
And believe it, not conceited
I got reasons not to greet 'em
Feelings come and go like lesions
bridge
Zexalicious (so indifferent)
But I'll give you hints to this
Still not half-way suspicious?
Don't let me tell my wishes
I cut my wrists (oooouch!)
That puts people in fear, fear
And they'll be clearing out the way
Not just counting from this day
chorus
I'm called indifferent (the thought, thought)
I'm called indifferent (mad 'cause I'm what you're not, not)
I'm called indifferent (they want what I've been taught, taught)
I'm Zexalicious (c-c-c-c-c-crazy, crazy)
Zexion
Zexalicious def--…Zexalicious def--…Zexalicious def--…
Zexalicious definition: wild like wild foxes
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me, call me Roxas (hey…Roxas)
I'm the "Z" to the E-X-I, the "O", the "N"
And not like other men, because I'm worth 100 tens
bridge
I'm Zexalicious (so indifferent)
My hair can that flip thing
I'll be down in my lab testing out experiments
He's my witness
And like I said, don't get near
But you'll be clearing out the way
Not just counting from this day (four, trios, two, un)
chorus
I'm called indifferent (the thought, thought)
I'm called indifferent (mad 'cause I'm what you're not, not)
I'm called indifferent (they want what I've been taught, taught)
I'm Zexalicious (h-h-h-h-hold up, check it out)
vamp
Lazy, lazy, lazy
If you want to be me
Have to wait some time
Maybe then you'll get the chance
Don't get hasty, hasty
Can't be lazy, lazy
Don't be hasty, hasty
Can't be lazy, lazy
Marluxia
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A, to the "P", to the--to the--to the, hit it Zexy!
Zexion
Everytime I'm sittin' down, people gather 'round
Always talking from the side to side, staring down my uh…
I'm don't want attention 'cause I don't wanna get none
Feeble little people, y'all just gotta calm down
Not tryin' to come off, like I told you, not conceited
Did I mention to repeat that the darkness always needs it?
But I'm tryin' to tell, never stepped a foot in five star hotels
bridge
'Cause they say he (so indifferent)
But I'll give you hints to this
Still not half-way suspicious?
Don't let me tell my wishes
I cut my wrists (oooouch!)
That puts people in fear, fear
And they'll be clearing out the way
Not just counting from this day (day, day, day)
Four, trois, two, un!
album version
My hair can that flip thing
I'll be down in my lab testing out experiments
He's my witness
And like I said, don't get near
But you'll be clearing out the way
Not just counting from this day (four, trios, two, un)
chorus
So indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Zexalicious (c-c-c-c-c-crazy, crazy)
It's so indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So indifferent (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Zexalicious, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c (aye, aye, aye, aye)
album version
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the (four, trios, two, un!)
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the (four, trios, two, un!)
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the Y-E-M-O, boy you emo
"G", to the "A", to the (four, trios, two, un!)
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the A-T-H-E-T-I-C
To the "A", to the "P", to the…