Abby's 20 Do's, Don'ts, and Random Facts She's Learnt About Stephen
1. Don't tell Stephen his aim needs to improve. It leads to torture by tickling.
2. Do, however, agree to gun lessons... the practise range is away from prying eyes and can lead to great make out sessions...
3. Don't hide the tracksuit he uses for his morning run when you want a lie in... it doesn't work and just makes him grumpy for the rest of the day.
4. Don't listen to number 3... the grumpiness fades with a bit of distraction that's way better than a lie in.
5. When you want Stephen to stop talking, kiss his neck it's a great distraction and he starts losing concentration and getting his words mixed up.
6. Stephen pouts when he's sorry. Making him pout is a must do... he's kissable.
7. Stephen rewards karaoke with kisses... karaoke is a must do.
8. Stephen looks lost when he hears Helen mentioned and starts dwelling on the affair. Don't mention Helen, it hurts to have him looking so lost.
9. Don't let Stephen get too into his work, it's hard to get him away from it when he starts.
10. Don't let Rex be the one to distract him from the work... it's hard enough trying to keep him unharmed as it is without UFO's being thrown at him.
11. Stephen's a great cook when he wants to be. Make him do most of the cooking.
12. Distracting Stephen when he's cooking is simple. Just sit on the counter and try to steal random bits of ingredients.
13. Never try to apologise by cooking dinner. Stephen won't let you get half way through making it before coming in to distract you.
14. To make Stephen pout adorably tease him about the amount of GQ he owns. This leads to wonderful make out sessions.
15. Stephen is a comfy pillow.
16. And a fantastic kisser. Well actually just generally fantastic at everything...
17. Except don't leave him to coax Rex down from the rafters when it's time to put him back in his cage at night.
18. And don't leave him to do shopping by himself... he'll forget half the stuff you put on the list...
19. Stephen cannot be trusted to keep his own life safe before anyone else's. Therefore don't let him off by himself, or let him go save someone by himself... he usually ends up being badly wounded...
20. I love Stephen Hart.