Hello, I will be doing something different this time around, I will be branching out into other animes. I had the idea of a Black Lagoon Christmas special in my dream, so with that being said on with the show!

Lagoon Company HQ, December 22, 1994

Dutch, Rock, and Benny were setting up the Christmas decorations, while Revy was sitting on a chair, not giving a shit as usual.

"Two-Hands?" Dutch asked. "You going to help us?"

"Why would I help you with some dumbass holiday?" Revy replied.

"Christmas is the season of giving!" Rock added.

"I don't give a rat's ass, I take what I want!" Revy replied.

"What about the songs?" Dutch replied.

"The songs bore me, I get more of a jam to metal!" Revy replied.

"And Santa?" Benny asked.

"Fuck Santa, he can die in a fireplace for all I care." Revy said, as there was a clatter, as a time machine appeared, as an elderly Dutch arrived into the present.

"TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!" The old man Dutch said, punching Revy and holding her to the ground.

"I am Dutch from the future, and in my future, On Christmas Eve, Satan Claws is coming to town, and he will put all of existence on the naughty list!"

"What do you want me to do?" Revy asked.

"I will take you into the future, and we will find a way to stop Satan Claws!"

TO BE CONTINUED….