Er…Situations

Disclaimer: I don't own SK. =p

Warning: Shounen-ai! Twincest! Pervertedness!!

(Scene 1)

Hao: *deep sexy voice* Yoh, my sweet wittle baby bro. Nothing will give me more pleasure than to knock you down and ravish you right here and right now. So what do you say to that?

Yoh: Yikes! Help me Anna! *hides behind Anna*

Anna: *looks unbelievably at Hao* *squeals* It's every yaoi fangirl's dream come true!!!! *steps back and let's Hao enjoy himself*

Yoh: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Scene 2)

Pirika walks into the kitchen hungry for something to eat. Her brother Horo and Ren are there looking tired and spent.

Pirika: Hey guys. I'm starving. *looks around and spots an empty ice cream box with a few white drops beside it*

I can't believe you two ate all the vanilla ice cream I bought. *pouts and savors the last drops outside the box*

*blech* It's bitter-must have been outdated. *leaves*

Ren: *looks at Horo* What would she do if she knew it wasn't ice cream she just had just now?

Horo: Who cares? Tasted great to me. *nibbles* I sure wouldn't mind a second helping.

Ren: What?! Hor-ooh!! Aaah!! *groans*

(Scene 3)

Yoh: Yeah. You were my first you know. When we did it for the first time it felt a bit uncomfortable. But then as time passed I could feel you inside me and it felt really good. As we did it more often, it became easier and better. We got to know each other's rhythm and always came together in a wonderful single blast.

Amidamaru: *blushing* /// Ah, Yoh-dono…Only you can make Hyoui Gattai sound so dirty.

(Scene 4)

Manta is carrying a mini ladder and sets it in front of Ryuu. He then climbs up onto the ladder and stops at the top level which is just below Ryuu's face. Ryuu bends down and puckers his lips for a kiss.

Manta: *huff* *puff* You know something. I don't think a romantic relationship between us will work. Coz' everytime we wanna kiss, I feel like I'm going to die of exhaustion and you'll injure your back bone.

(Scene 5)

Iron Maiden Jeanne: Ooh, Lyserg-kun. I love you. Make love to me.

Lyserg: Maiden-sama...

*clink clank clonk*

Hours later.

Lyserg: Maiden-sama…I still can't get this lock open. Did you really have to wear all those iron armor?

Please do not flame me! Eeps

Hides!

Shiroi Ai.