Beware the randomness of this…seriously…I'm surprised if it'll even make sense! I'm pretty sure everyone is going to be out of character...but I'll try and keep it close…maybe… It's just…I was kind of out of it today and only one phrase came into my mind…which then led to many other things…then I ended up writing this…review?

Warning: Sexual themes, weed, rum…cussing…a drunken, weed-smoking Hinata…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…if I did…this would so happen in the manga…

We enter a smoke-filled house…bottles of rum cover the floor. Five figures are slumped…wait…shit never mind, three figures are slumped on the couch…one is on the floor…and the fifth figure is pinned to the wall on the right. Groans and giggles are heard as each girl thinks exactly the same thing.

'What the fuck happened?'

"Tenten..."

With her hair in their usual buns, only loose, Tenten turns her head to look at a very, very confused Sakura.

"What…?" Sakura slowly opens both her eyes to stare at…Ino's ass…what the hell?

"Over here, to your left…your left, dammit!"

Groggily, Sakura shoves Ino off her body and shifts her body to face Tenten.

"Tenten…what exactly happened…and how did all this fucking rum get here? And why is Temari pinned to the wall…?"

Tenten merely smirked trying to recall last night's events.

"Um, you all came here for…I think a sleepover…then I can't remember a damn thing…and the rum…umm, Temari and I ran to some random person's house and took all their liquor…and then we were fighting over something so I ended up pinning her to the wall…bout' all I can recall…wait...I remember now…we smoked every last bit of weed I had…which was a lot…"

Tenten looked at a seemingly distracted Sakura. Following her line of vision, she realized she was only wearing a bra, a very sexy push up bra… and some loose boxers.

'How the fuck did that happen…and where did I get boxers…? Bleh…whatever…'

Tenten let out a laugh and looked up at the still distracted Sakura.

"I suggest you stop staring…I don't want Ino getting pissed off at me…" Sakura just looked up and grinned. Tenten looked down at Sakura to see she was only wearing a tank top and her underwear. Both girls looked at the floor when two groans reached their ears. Ino, who was wearing only a bra and a skirt, crawled halfway up the couch and let her face fall into the soft, warm and comfortable crevice of…huh?

'Where the hell did I land? Sure is comfortable though…' Ino thought as she snuggled her head into the warmth. Ino let out a happy sigh.

"So warm and soft…"

"Get the fuck out of Tenten's cleavage before I. Kick. Your. Ass!"

Ino shot her eyes open to see a very surprised Tenten. She felt her hair being gently pulled and she fell back into Sakura's lap. Sakura laughed lightly and looked down at the confused girl in her lap.

"You're lucky Temari's pinned to the wall…"

Ino looked up the fuming Temari who was now tugging at her shirt trying to rip it off several kunai. With one final hard tug, she landed on the floor with a hard thud, now only wearing a bra and underwear. Tenten got up and bent over the fallen Temari.

"You ok…?"

Temari opened a turquoise eye and grinned. Tenten gave her a confused look and turned her head to the side. Temari opened both eyes and with one swift movement, kicked the other girl's legs off the floor and flipped over, so that she was on top. Holding the younger girls wrists to the floor, Temari positioned herself so that she was now straddling Tenten's waist. She moved her head to Tenten's neck and gave her a rather aggressive bite. A moan escaped Tenten's mouth as she narrowed her eyes and looked at Temari.

"I'm perfectly fine..." Temari purred, causing the other girl to shiver. The Wind Mistress laughed a bit and then released Tenten's wrists, propping herself against the wall. Ino and Sakura giggled lightly…but who could blame Weapons Mistress? After getting seductively bitten by an almost naked Temari…how could you not let out a moan?

"-Hic- You horny bitches need to start helping me with –Hic- all this rum…I've already had like…a fucking full bottle all by my-hic-self!"

All four girls turned their heads to a very shit-faced Hinata…who by the way, was only wearing her underwear and her white sweater…which was unzipped and barely covering her breasts. Tenten got up from the ground and reached over for a bottle of Bacardi. Throwing the cap somewhere amongst the floor, she raises the bottle toward Hinata.

"Cheers…" With that she began to chug all she could from the bottle. Hinata stumbled toward the couch and set herself against it. Temari reached over to grab the bottle from Tenten and finished off what the other girl couldn't.

"Shit…that's fucking strong…" Temari threw the now empty bottle of rum on the floor and made her way towards Tenten. Ino and Sakura sat on the couch, smoking the last of the weed.

"Hinata was right…I am horny…" Tenten, Sakura and Ino laughed at Temari's comment, all while nodding their heads. Tenten turned her head to stare at Temari's crawling form. Bringing her hand above her head, she grabbed the kunai that was embedded into the wall. Moving her body forward, she tackled Temari onto the ground, straddled her and grinned.

"Then I suppose you won't mind if I take advantage of you…" Tenten continued to smirk while twirling the kunai in her hand expertly. Ino and Sakura stared at each other, smiled, and positioned themselves for a better view. They had seen Temari take advantage before, but never Tenten. And being that Tenten was a weapons lover...and Temari a masochist…well, it was defiantly going to be a show…

Should I even continue this? Let me know if you want me to...Review?