This story is about Luffy's mother – at least my thoughts on how she would be. I have some ideas of who she could be; not that I will share them, this time. But I'll just make someone up – for the sake of this story. About her appearance: I imagine someone really cute, like disgustingly cute. Because; just look at Dragon – now look at Luffy. Luffy's mom has to be adorable with a father like Dragon. I think Luffy's personality is a lot like his grandfathers, we haven't seen very much of Dragon yet so the mothers personality may come over a bit random. You could see this as a crack fic – you could.

This is the story about Luffy finding out he actually has a mom – and his mother discovering her son is not so much like Dragon as she thought he would be.

Warning: swearing.

Disclaimer: I don't own one piece. I do own Mary, she is mine. (but can you really own mary sue's?)

1

I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. Don't stand in my way.

My son turned out to be the most adorable creature living in this world.

His bounty poster just came out – I've never been this proud before. Look at how handsome he is. Thank goodness he didn't take his appearance from his father. But really, it isn't like I'm proud of my son being a criminal – really. It's just that I haven't seen him since he was born, and even though he was a cute baby – almost all babies are cute – I was afraid of him turning out like his father. Not that I don't think Dragon is handsome – he is. But he isn't cute at all. Look at him. You don't want to squeeze Dragon's cheeks. (In case you do want to squeeze his cheeks: you probably have a problem.)

I am finally done pinning all my copies of my son's bounty poster on the wall in my office. 127 posters to be exact. It was really hard to get them. (definitely worth it.) . Being watched by my dearest from every corner is something I've always dreamt about. Who said that dreams don't come true?

I want to visit him. I don't know where he is and I have to admit – it is remotely annoying. Garp won't let me use his marine's to search for him. I wonder why – what other use do they have either way?

Dragon kept on calling me – he is so desperate – that aggravating bastard.

I decided to pick up – the mushi started to irritate me – Dragons voice was annoying as always.

"I heard you're searching for Luffy again?" I certainly did not miss his voice.

I roar with laughter, "You pathetic stalker – trying to get to me again?"

"No – I heard from Garp. You should stop doing this."

"Involving your parent huh? Pathetic." He really is pathetic.

"You aren't allowed to come near Luffy remember? Not after what you have done." That idiot – is he really that desperate?

"He is my son god damn," I scream into the mushi. "I deserve to fucking see him!"

I hung up – I had no tendency to talk with that hopeless loser, always trying to get back with me. Why can't he just take a hint?

Still no signs of Luffy – so annoying!

A new bounty arrived – 100.000.000 berries – I am really proud to be a mom.

Still the same picture – sadly. I would have loved to see more of my darling son. I just want to squeeze his cheeks. Adorable!

A bounty for his best man as well. His 'best' man? I was supposed to be his best. Who the fuck does this inferior creature think he is trying to get close to my dearest son.

I swear to Gol d. Roger, bless his soul, that if that man ever touches my Luffy, I will find out. I'll will search that bastard down and kill him. No mercy.

I mean; my young boy is attractive to both man and woman isn't he? He is just too damn perfect and cute. I love him so much. I really want to see him.

I went to Garp's place. It is really not my style to search for help myself but I am driven into a corner. I need to see Luffy.

His front door was guarded by four marines, two to each side. I beat them, naturally. I didn't even have to try. They were absolutely pathetic and weak - Garp should really drill them more. Kids need a good drill in order to get some muscle. How do you expect your kids to grow up nicely if you don't train them?

"Mary sue.." Luffy looks a lot like his grandfather. Not as cute, obviously, but I do feel nostalgic looking at Garp's face.

"Hey, pops. I really want to visit Luffy." I put on my most loveable smile. I do not dislike Garp at all.

"You cant.." he protests.

Again? Fucking hell. Garp is exactly like Dragon, always standing in the way of me and my dear Luffy. I still plan to kill them, but it's not the right time yet. Luffy still needs to grow up.

I decide to change his mind with my version of his infamous, 'fist of love'.

I call it the 'fist of Luffy', but it's basically the same thing – Luffy and love are equal. (Just kidding; Luffy is better – of course.) I have a lot of confidence in this fist. It's powered by undying love for Luffy.

Garp is not beaten that quickly. Even though he only defenses - never counter attacks - he is still a hard fight. I know he doesn't want to hit me because I am his son's wife. I respect him because of that, even though I'm still confident in beating him even if he would attack back.

He is stronger than other men – I am glad I choose the right genes.

People tend to be deceived by my appearance. They underestimate my abilities. If there is something that I hate it is people who underestimate me.

They do nothing but fawning all over me, thinking they have a chance to be my lover - disgusting.

Nobody is allowed to do that other than Luffy, Dragon was only a matter of genes and recreation.

Of course, those disgusting animals get beat up by me, with a normal kick – those plebeians do not deserve to be hit with the almighty Luffy attacks.

I have a bounty since a few years now, they call me an outlaw even though I haven't done anything wrong. I just learn people the lessons they deserve. I would make a perfect teacher.

My bounty brought a nickname with it. I know I've been called many names but the one they printed on my bounty poster is especially rude. they really have no manners. Brainsick vixen? Really, I don't see how people can recognize me by that name.

I mean, me brainsick? I am absolutely fine, there is nothing wrong with me being me. These people who stand between me and Luffy are at fault. They are always the ones at fault.

A new bounty appeared. I am very happy! Again - not because he is a criminal! Only because I am able to see his face again - even though his picture hasn't changed.

My son is still handsome as ever.

But no time to talk about the loveliness of Luffy today – even though I would like to – there is serious business to attend. Women on my boy's crew – two of them. I just want to know who this bitches exactly are, hunt them down and give them the painful dead they deserve.

Firstly, let's talk about this 'cat burglar Nami' bitch. Is she even wearing any fucking clothes? Is she trying to make him hers? She needs to be taken care of as soon as possible.

And this "devil child Nico Robin" she thinks that she is so cool with her tragic past and looks. Fucking bitch. She thinks she can win over my Luffy? Isn't he mine property already – I carried him for nine months! Nine months! she probably doesn't even know him for that much time.

And that pet called Chopper; trying to overshadow the cuteness of my baby boy? I'll kill him. Nobody can compete with Luffy's adorable appearance.

But at least I know where they are now.

My visit will be soon. Very soon.

Luffy's mother turned out to be a creepy yandere kind of person.

It wasn't really my intention when I started writing, honestly. I just went with the flow. Creativity isn't always a good thing. (see: don't hug my I'm scared 1.) Mary sue is a Mary sue and very intentionally so. You'll find out soon why.

Thanks for reading.

Edit: sun 24 July. Fixed most of the grammar.