A fandom's not something
You choose for your life
It often brings sorrow
And often brings strife
A fandom is something
To have fun and more
After time you'll soon realize
You don't want "before"
The odd's in your favor
You do what you want
You'll be there Always
Even when you are gaunt
They say fandom life
Just grabs you, says "Run,"
I firmly believe that
And I've barely begun
Bow ties are cool
Allon-sy all the way
We've got a Hulk
Put Riptide away
You put salt on your doorstep
Wear fezzes and ties
Carry plastic, blue hairbrushes,
Condemn bad 'ships to die
You have more than One True Pairing
And infinity 'ships
You're characters die
Why kissing one lips
We all pretend
We don't like the pain
And yet we all know
Without it, we're drained
Fandoms mean family
Fandoms mean friends
Fandoms mean we're together
Until the bitter end
Fandoms still catch you
Even when you're all grown
Cause nothing can stop you
And you have always known.